Why is my game making me read?
What's up Gouki.com fans. I'm Papa Bear, you may know me as the wasted guy in Vlog #5. I was also the guy that was wrecked in Vlog 10. I just picked up Fallout 3, I know a bit late but in my defence I'm not that much of a gamer.
What the hell, I popped the game in and just started reading all this crap about what kind of person I'd be in the screwed up post apocalyptic (thank you spell check) world that has no weed. I didn't pack a bong and eat a brownie to read. Just like I don't buy porn to read. That's just a medaphor (once again, spell check rules), because nobody buys porn any more. Thank you internet!!! Anyway like I was saying I'm sick of games that force me to be smarter than a 5th grader, it makes my brain hurt. Just give me a monster or some crazy naked lady with one boob hanging out to shoot at already. That's what I play for. Bring back the shoot em up style that we love and stop the hey look at me I can focus after a bong and 2 brownies (ate one while writing this) later. PLEASE!!!!!!!!
Smoke, then ... Buy it!