Here's the first ever battle of GoukiJones VS FnJimmy in Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3. EVO 2011.
That's BatRastered behind the camera, so don't look at me Jimmy. Tell him how he did in the comments.
First of all my stick was busted. I would dash forward and Ghost Rider would just crouch. WTF Capcom? They gave us these sweet orange shirts. I want one. FnJimmy vintagely times out on the character screen. Don't be a Jimmy!
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This week's special guest is BatRastered from Gouki.com.
By: goukijones May 1, 2011 | 2 Comments
WWE Extreme Rules 2011 matches simulated with SmackDown VS Raw 2011 AI. The matches are as accurate as the game will allow with it's extensive options. The Matches are in HD. The matches are unedited. Including Michelle McCool VS Layla (Loser Leaves WWE)
This is now the 6th PPV we've recreated with WWE SmackDown VS Raw 2011 the videogame. This is also the most accurate we have ever been. All of the matches are in HD. For the first time ever we have every match from the PPV, unless they slide one in on us during the actual event. We hope you enjoy, some of these matches are better than real life.
All of the matches have been recreated as accurately as possible. Not all match types were available in WWE SmackDown VS Raw, such as A Country Whipping Match and we also could not put a vacant championship up for the Del Rio VS Christian match, so we gave the belt to Del Rio.Read full story...
Don't think I didn't play the Rage because I did. Here is the proof. I quit the rage because of the multiple disk swapping.
You can listen to my take about the disk swapping in the lated podcast.
Believe it or not, I did not play this game at E3 or EVO. What is wrong with me? There's something about it I just don't like. Nnnnnnnnnnuab!
Of course I chose Kuma and Poison. A perfect Menage a trois in my humble opinion. I would have rather played this demo with 1 hand and my pants around my ankles. Double tap heavy to chain a tag out? Ok. I understood, but still perhaps made a mistake with that once or twice, but what a weird button config for that.
Kuma is slow and awkward has hell, I didn't like him. And of course BatRastered gives me no chance, he's at least played the game before. Spitting all over me with that stupid Yoshimitsu green spit. Poison is weird as well with her fireball whip thingy. I had no idea what was going. No idea how to do supers and I kept wasting my meter swapping out and doing EX type moves.
Just watch the video. Are you hype?
Then we all had the honor to watch FnJimmy go to work on some random nuab who challenged him at PAX. FnJimmy chose Michelle and Chun Li. What the fuck? The other guy has Ryu and some Tekken Jimmy I'm unaware of. FnJimmy finishes the match the only way he knows how, by turtling his ass off. What a Jimmy!
By: goukijones Sep 25, 2011 | 2 Comments
What could be better than two drunk Jimmys trying to play Resistance 3 on hard? Here's over 50 minutes of our journey through the Insomniac's third installment of this FPS. Don't be a Jimmy!
Resistance 3 has been out for a few weeks now and I want to reassure all of you, Team Gouki has played this game. BatRastered and I -of course- have a completely different opinion on this game as to FnJimmy. You're gonna see the GVR soon enough. For now though, you can watch BatRastered and I stumble through one of the final levels of Resistance 3. A Playstation 3 Exclusive! Straight Face.
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By: goukijones Apr 7, 2012 | 5 Comments
April 6th 2012 will go down in history has one of the most intense nights in our brief Street Fighter X Tekken history. Check out these 3 clips from that PWNn evening. Don't be a Jimmy!
The most brilliant match of the night comes real early in the tournament. FnJimmy is on a rampage. BatRastered gives him credit for not losing in scramble battles. Then GoukiJones and Choke rail them both with a 50 hit combo. FnJimmy says his best line ever in his entire life. "The G is for gook."
FnJimmy doesn't block. He has no idea how SFxT works. He's terrible at video games. Choke calls out GoukiJones for losing his mind. Team Tossas pull it out at the end.
It's gotten way out of control at this point. The final match in the Scramble tournament at FnJimmy loses his mind. GoukiJones hits 2 unblocked supers. BatRastered yells out homoerotic slurs. Choke applauds while FnJimmy will be leaving a loser once again. Don't be a Jimmy! Inchiban suki.
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By: goukijones Aug 2, 2011 | 7 Comments
Check out we got to speak with the two Jimmys making my personal favorite fighter right now. I don't care what you Jimmys say, MvC 3 is way more exciting to me.
Special thanks to Ryota Niitsuma san & Neo G [Hidetoshi Ishizawa san], that's his nickname. Thanks to Capcom too. BatRastered is on the mic and FnJimmy can be spotted in the background as securretty. Some nuab is jumping around in the background at the beginning, so I tell FnJimmy to go over there and Hulk Smash his grill.
Ryota Niitsuma & Neo G VS Team Gouki EVO 2011 Interview
By: goukijones May 21, 2011 | 7 Comments
Our 7th edtion of what Gouki.com calls the Madden Bowl of Wrestling. WWE PPV Over The Limit simulated w/ the AI of SmackDown VS Raw 2011. Featuring an exclusive Michael Cole CAWs, this is our most accurate simulation yet. A must see for any wrestling fan.
Each time we do one of these productions our SmackDown VS Raw 2011 gets further and further away from the game was originally released as. I'd go as far as saying we've practically rewritten half of the code by now. (Why this game doesn't get updates throughout the season is a question I will most certainly ask the DEV's at E3.) We add our own music to our CAWs, update music for current superstars and adjust Heel/Face status with the crowd. We've added some sweet Gouki.com and DropTheBelt.com signs. All the Champions are accurate and come the ring with the belts. We're very excited to share this with you. Please leave some comments below. Thanks for watching.
Rey Mysterio VS R-Truth
This is one of the more exciting matches we filmed. Spectacular moves and a great finish.
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By: goukijones Oct 30, 2012 | 1 Comments
October 27, 2012. FnJimmy Super C Challenge. Super Street Fighter IV AE Top 8. Marvel VS Capcom 3 Exhibition Match Halloween Havoc 2012.
Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3
Slimer [Vicko] VS Everything is Purple Grimace [Cinderkin] in a Halloween Havoc FT25 Nothing but Pride Match.
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Gouki.com needed some new fight sticks. We were rockin' the vintage Round 1 Mad Catz Arcade FightStick Tournament Edition. Ridiculous long name. Well this video is myself unboxing 2 brand new sticks, an MLG and a tournament edition S-Type. Jimmy?
Just a couple of Jimmys passed liqour, way passed beer and now on to some more sophisticated wine drinking. Also there's some custom background music. It's gangsta. Make sure you turn the volume up loud enough to hear it. Please leave some comments below. Jimah!
By: goukijones Dec 28, 2011 | 2 Comments
BatRastered with Claymores to your grill. GoukiJones with your med kit and ticker tickler. We control the center building on the Gulf of Oman map for the entire game. No deaths.
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