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Mad Catz FightStick & Messenger bag Commercial

By: goukijones Nov 1, 2011 | 30 Comments | Updated: Nov 5, 2011

Gouki.com presents: A Mad Catz FightStick & Carrier Bag full-on endorsement. Starring BatRastered, GoukiJones & FnJimmy. #dealsjimmy Plus win a FightStick Carrier bag from Team Gouki. International Giveaway. #Number1intheWorld

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Behind the commercial: I've had the idea to do something like this for months. Once we got our FightStick Carrier Bags I knew I had the final piece. I ran over a few different concepts in my head. The promo had to be around 30 seconds, I want to put this at the end of some our videos, because IT IS a commercial. Jimmys gotta make money. Plus it had to be fun and interesting. Such as me in my underwear as seen previously on Gouki.com. FnJimmy winning by time out chip cheese. I also wanted to do that fast pace edit cut real quick type effect. How did I do? I'd love to hear what you Jimmys think and let me know if you're buying any products from Mad Catz and using our secret code. Thanks for watching. Please Vote, Comment and Share. Don't be a JImmy!

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WWE Extreme Rules 2011 matches simulated with SmackDown VS Raw 2011 AI. The matches are as accurate as the game will allow with it's extensive options. The Matches are in HD. The matches are unedited. Including Michelle McCool VS Layla (Loser Leaves WWE)

This is now the 6th PPV we've recreated with WWE SmackDown VS Raw 2011 the videogame. This is also the most accurate we have ever been. All of the matches are in HD. For the first time ever we have every match from the PPV, unless they slide one in on us during the actual event. We hope you enjoy, some of these matches are better than real life. 

All of the matches have been recreated as accurately as possible. Not all match types were available in WWE SmackDown VS Raw, such as A Country Whipping Match and we also could not put a vacant championship up for the Del Rio VS Christian match, so we gave the belt to Del Rio. 

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Our 7th edtion of what Gouki.com calls the Madden Bowl of Wrestling. WWE PPV Over The Limit simulated w/ the AI of SmackDown VS Raw 2011. Featuring an exclusive Michael Cole CAWs, this is our most accurate simulation yet. A must see for any wrestling fan.

Each time we do one of these productions our SmackDown VS Raw 2011 gets further and further away from the game was originally released as. I'd go as far as saying we've practically rewritten half of the code by now. (Why this game doesn't get updates throughout the season is a question I will most certainly ask the DEV's at E3.) We add our own music to our CAWs, update music for current superstars and adjust Heel/Face status with the crowd. We've added some sweet Gouki.com and DropTheBelt.com signs. All the Champions are accurate and come the ring with the belts. We're very excited to share this with you. Please leave some comments below. Thanks for watching.

Rey Mysterio VS R-Truth

This is one of the more exciting matches we filmed. Spectacular moves and a great finish.

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Check out we got to speak with the two Jimmys making my personal favorite fighter right now. I don't care what you Jimmys say, MvC 3 is way more exciting to me.

Special thanks to Ryota Niitsuma san & Neo G [Hidetoshi Ishizawa san], that's his nickname. Thanks to Capcom too. BatRastered is on the mic and FnJimmy can be spotted in the background as securretty. Some nuab is jumping around in the background at the beginning, so I tell FnJimmy to go over there and Hulk Smash his grill. 

Ryota Niitsuma & Neo G VS Team Gouki EVO 2011 Interview

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Yoshinori Ono VS Team Gouki EVO 2011 Interview

By: goukijones Aug 1, 2011 | 6 Comments

Gouki.com had the honor to speak with Yoshinori Ono from Capcom while at EVO 2011. Check out this exclusive interview.

The video speaks for itself. 

Thank you very much to Yoshinori Ono and Capcom.

Here's the first ever battle of GoukiJones VS FnJimmy in Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3. EVO 2011.

That's BatRastered behind the camera, so don't look at me Jimmy. Tell him how he did in the comments.

First of all my stick was busted. I would dash forward and Ghost Rider would just crouch. WTF Capcom? They gave us these sweet orange shirts. I want one. FnJimmy vintagely times out on the character screen. Don't be a Jimmy!

Who will come out on top? Apparently Batrastered... Booze, Fight Sticks, White Chicks, Cornbread, and the VGAs. SSF4 couldn't have gone any better lol.

So most of you saw the VGAs last night, and if you’re a real gamer then you probably came to the same conclusion as I did. 1 it was garbage, and 2 it was straight trash. There was nothing good about the VGAs, oh wait! A game is coming out in 2013! Who the hell cares right now? Where was my Batman gameplay or something substantial? Ok Uncharted 3 was nice to look at I guess.

The only good thing to come out of last night was playing Super Street Fighter 4 with Gouki Jones and Batrastered. Gouki Jones (hammered and stumbling everywhere) is God Tier and Batrastered (Who had 10x better jokes than anything at the VGAs) is Super Ultra Combo God Tier. Then there is me (with a Fight Stick, Controller, and Alcohol) being Scrub 101.

So after the disgrace that is the VGAs we decided to play some Super. Both Jimmys brought out the TE Round 1 Sticks. I was still willing to use that Jimmy Ass Stick. Anyway after getting everything set up it was time to see who was number 1.


Now if you've ever seen me on Xbox Live you'd see that 90% of the time I'm playing Super Street Fighter 4. You'd think that would mean I'm pretty good at the game. Well last night I was so bad even Hakan would have ranked a Tier or 9 higher than me.


1st match me (Hakan) vs Bat (Guile) I think I hit him about 2 times the entire match

2nd match Jones (Cammy) vs Bat (Guile) I felt like I was watching an episode of  DBZ. These 2 were flying across the screen so fast I couldn't believe it. I think I saw like 7 Ultras in 1 round. Is that even possible?

3rd match me (Adon) vs Bat (Guile) I think I landed 2 Rising Jaguars and that was it.


Can you see a pattern here? Bat was cleaning house with his Guile Air Grabs, and Sonic Flash Boom Kicks (Jimmy Hacks) and even threw in a little Bison 101 gameplay.

Gouki Jones Loves his Street Fighter 3 Third Strike Dudley, and Bat wanted some Alpha 2 and 3 action. Neither was present and we continued on with SSF4. After Bat reached 10-0 I decided to unplug the Fight Stick Jimmy and I was using and switched over to the 360 Controller. Jones and I both prefer it, and to my surprise the Bat had a Brand Spanking New Controller. The damn thing was so stiff and unbroken into that I couldn't land any combos successfully.

It was a Batrastered Massacre and he was even picking Random here and there. It looked bad for Jones and I. Jimmy Hacks are no joke.


Batrastered was the Champ last night and I want a rematch. Jones was railed by the alcohol (Jimmy Juice can kill) and I was a disgrace to any Street Fighter except for Birdie.

 

Moral of the Story Jimmys. Don't drink and drive, don’t watch the VGAs next year, don't mix alcohol with fruit loops and cornbread, and if Batrastered is on a roll, spike his drink with Nyquil....

Until Next Time Jimmys!

Believe it or not, I did not play this game at E3 or EVO. What is wrong with me? There's something about it I just don't like. Nnnnnnnnnnuab!

Of course I chose Kuma and Poison. A perfect Menage a trois in my humble opinion. I would have rather played this demo with 1 hand and my pants around my ankles. Double tap heavy to chain a tag out? Ok. I understood, but still perhaps made a mistake with that once or twice, but what a weird button config for that.

Kuma is slow and awkward has hell, I didn't like him. And of course BatRastered gives me no chance, he's at least played the game before. Spitting all over me with that stupid Yoshimitsu green spit. Poison is weird as well with her fireball whip thingy. I had no idea what was going. No idea how to do supers and I kept wasting my meter swapping out and doing EX type moves.

Just watch the video. Are you hype?

Then we all had the honor to watch FnJimmy go to work on some random nuab who challenged him at PAX. FnJimmy chose Michelle and Chun Li. What the fuck? The other guy has Ryu and some Tekken Jimmy I'm unaware of. FnJimmy finishes the match the only way he knows how, by turtling his ass off. What a Jimmy!

What could be better than two drunk Jimmys trying to play Resistance 3 on hard? Here's over 50 minutes of our journey through the Insomniac's third installment of this FPS. Don't be a Jimmy!

Resistance 3 has been out for a few weeks now and I want to reassure all of you, Team Gouki has played this game. BatRastered and I -of course- have a completely different opinion on this game as to FnJimmy. You're gonna see the GVR soon enough. For now though, you can watch BatRastered and I stumble through one of the final levels of Resistance 3. A Playstation 3 Exclusive! Straight Face.

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Unboxing 2 Mad Catz FightSticks w/ GoukiJones

By: goukijones Dec 15, 2011 | 6 Comments

Gouki.com needed some new fight sticks. We were rockin' the vintage Round 1 Mad Catz Arcade FightStick Tournament Edition. Ridiculous long name. Well this video is myself unboxing 2 brand new sticks, an MLG and a tournament edition S-Type. Jimmy?

Just a couple of Jimmys passed liqour, way passed beer and now on to some more sophisticated wine drinking. Also there's some custom background music. It's gangsta. Make sure you turn the volume up loud enough to hear it. Please leave some comments below. Jimah!

GoukiJones & BatRastered sat down to play the Syndicate demo released on XBL this week. The video has been edited for your enjoyment. You will get a good look at a lot of the weapons and combat.

The demo lasted about an hour. My Xbox froze at one point. We died twice and had to reset as well. Other than that it was a pretty bad experience. Somewhat of a cross between Borderlands/Battlefield with a little bit of Deus EX thrown in. BatRastered referred to it as a poor mans Deus EX. Deus EX wasn't a well put together game, but it was still a lot of fun. Syndicate however is no where near Borderlands or Battlefield. Watch us play through the demo below.

Did you play this demo? Leave your comments below. Are you buying this game on release? I'm gonna want to read your review. 

Vote, Comment & Share. Don't be a Jimmy!

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Rage a Golden Video Review presented by myself.

By: fnjimmy Nov 28, 2011 | 3 Comments

Don't think I didn't play the Rage because I did. Here is the proof. I quit the rage because of the multiple disk swapping.

You can listen to my take about the disk swapping in the lated podcast.

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