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Borderlands has so many glitches and invisible walls or door or floors. Watch these to videos from the Secret Armory of General Knoxx dlc

Spotted during a Circle of Duty match in the Borderlands DLC Secret Armory of General Knoxx. He's just floating there, out in the middle of nowhere. You have to see it Jimmy!

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Best DLC of 2010 Jimmy Gems Nominees

By: BatRastered Dec 13, 2010 | 14 Comments

What's the best DLC of 2010? See our nominees here and voice your opinion in the comments.

Borderlands - The Secret Armory of General Knoxx

Nothing mad me laugh harder than this add on this year. Quality humor, plus raising the level cap by 11 and giving us new weapons and shields to play with? Sign me up.

Red Dead Redemption - The Undead Nightmare

John Marston is back (from the dead?) that alone should be enough for this. New weapons and, of course, Zombears make this an exciting new addition. Let's not forget that Rockstar gave us some free DLC for this earlier too.

Halo Reach - Noble Map Pack

Okay, multiplayer map packs aren't super exciting, especially when there's only 3 of them for 10 bucks, but these are really good maps and that counts for something.

Winners will be announced December 29th. Did we leave anything out? What's your favorite? Leave a comment below!

Super cool FREE sunglasses with Just Dance 2. Medal of Honor Limited Edition DLC. Fallout New Vegas Exclusive DLC and the Fable III controller comes with DLC too. $10 and $20 coupons and Halo Reach trade-in for $39? Borderlands GOTY. Wow.

Get it on October 12, 2010

Medal of Honor Limited Edition - Includes an early access code to Battlefield 3 beta.

Medal of Honor limited edition

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Included in the Limited Edition from all retailers:

*MP7 – Exclusively in the Limited Edition, is a weapon utilized by Tier 1 Operators in the field. With its light weight, high rate of fire as well as its ability to penetrate body armor, the MP7 handles like a pistol yet allows targets to be engaged like a rifle.
*TOZ194 and 870MCS Shotguns – Get instant access to these two devastating shotguns for close quarters combat.
*Exclusive Special Ops Skin – Change your look on the battlefield to prepare for any engagement that comes your way.

EBGames and Gamestop - $59.99 (plus shipping)

EBGames and Gamestop say you get an exclusive DLC in this video below, but the Exclusive M60 machine gun is not listed on the site. The video does say pre-order so heads up. 

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Borderlands...of my patience

By: vegetahimself Nov 26, 2010 | 9 Comments

You're going to hate me for this one....

               I had purchased this game on the rave reviews detailing its excellence and gave it a go. All seemed well enough on first impressions and i was intrigued by the concept of a hybrid between RPG elements mixed with a first person shooter. To anyone, even myself (at first), that concept alone seemed like a winner in my book. 2K games hoped that the concept would make this title look like a duck in water...but the fact of the matter was that this game was more compareable to a turd in the pool: I just cant float with it. As much as i really wanted to like this game, i felt that the RPG elements killed any and all replay value for me.

               First off, you have 4 characters to choose from and aside from their ONE SINGLE TALENT, you are just a floating gun for all intents and purposes. Granted you have a world of warcraft-like talent tree with different benefits, you still only have one skill. Everyone can use the same weapons, some slightly better than others through talents, but nothing more. I mean, come on! At least have weapon restrictions to make the characters more unique, or better yet, GIVE THEM MORE THAN ONE FUCKING SKILL!!!

               The physics were another pet peeve to me. Seriously. I'm not shitting you. At lvl 30, crimson lance soldier should NOT TAKE 15-20 FUCKING HEADSHOTS TO KILL. It's not fun at all. It's frustrating. It's a joke. I even forget this is supposed to be an FPS. I can understand if it's a 50 foot mutant who can crush you under his foot, but not when it's just a random ass-clown with a potato gun soaking up 50 rounds in his chest before he only slows down and doesnt fucking die. Another fine example if a great RPG element. Classic. I dont remember that element in gears of war, or halo, or moder warfare, or....ah fuck it.

               Listen. I'm not saying the game sucks in general, in fact I think it's a great game. There's alot of cool shit to do here and alot of awesome weapons and items to find, but the bottom line? If you want to play a FPS, stick to halo or black ops. If you want to play an RPG, Play world of warcraft...final fantasy 14 sucks donkey balls. Otherwise, expect to buy a few extra control paddles XD

 

              Oh, and my ratings for this game:  GAME RATING: 8/10=Great

                                                                             FRUSTRATION: 5/5 BROKEN PADDLES=Unplayable

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Comical Marriage Proposal with Borderlands' Claptrap

By: iorilamia Apr 25, 2011 | 5 Comments

Does your special someone play video games? Would you ever think to ask a company to help you propose in that game?

Ben and his lady Tisha (Tora) are Borderlands fans. Ben decided he wanted to propose to her in a very special way. He asked Gearbox to help him with a proposal video and they did a hilarious job. 

Uploaded by http://www.youtube.com/user/TacoBellManager

So what did you think fo the Claptrap video? Funny stuff and a bit sweet at the end. Leave a comment on what you think.

source: http://www.destructoid.com/borderlands-claptrap-and-anthony-burch-play-cupid-199517.phtml

The first ever SFW PG-13 Vlog! Rick "Papabear" Velazquez stops by again for the new vlog with a couple more surprises. This is on of my favorite vlogs of all time Jimmy!

Please share this with your friends on Facebook and Twitter with the share button on top right of this page. Don't be a Jimmy! Number 1 in the World Gouki.com!!!

 And now I present to you ... Vlog #11

Usually you release a trailer before the game, not the other way around. UPDATE... Trailer is up finally!

Well, the Claptrap DLC is out. I'm not getting it yet, the patch that ups the level cap is not out yet and there's no real word on exactly when it will be out... Just "soon". Also there was supposed to be a trailer for it... It still says coming soon. It seems dumb to run through a new DLC when my characters are maxxed out, I know they don't controll the exact release date of the patch as it has to be approved by MS and Sony, but they need to have this lined up or at least give us an idea where it stands.

I don't get it. If I ran a big gaming company, you can be sure that when a big game/dlc pack comes out you can be damn sure I'd hype the shit out of it BEFORE it came out. Hopefully we'll see something soon.

UPDATE

Trailer is now live. 12 hours after the game came out... but who's counting.

2010 Jimmy Gem nominees for best games still being played from 2009. Please comment.

Borderlands

Nobody put more time into Borderlands than BatRastered this year. Borderlands also released 2 DLC's and a patch that raised the level cap. Borderlands is one of the most talked about games on Gouki.com. Borderlands catalog page.

Halo Wars 

Personally I played the shit out of this game this year. I love it! According to Raptr I played 119 hours of this. What it doesn't say is that was within a weeks time span. Read the PWN diaries.

Halo 3 [Jan-Sept] 

You gotta be playing some sort of Halo right Jimmy. Halo is Gouki.com's preferred shooter.

Street Fighter IV [Jan-Apr]

"Insert Cinderkin endless battle on endless nights take here."

Winners will be announced December 29th. Did we leave anything out? What's your favorite? Leave a comment below! AND don't forget to vote for your favorites in our Video Game Catalog.

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BatRastered

Borderlands: Zombie Island of Dr Ned Review

By: BatRastered Nov 27, 2009 | 5 Comments

Zombies and an additional 7 hours of gameplay for 10 bucks. Braaaaaaaaaaaains!

Borderlands may have been the surprise hit of the year in 2009. While I'm not a fan of paying for DLC so close to the release of a game, I can say that an extra 7 hours of play (co-op no less) for 10 bucks actually represents a pretty solid value these days.

There are new enemies to fight (zombies), though the main difference between them and the human raiders from the main game is that the zombies have no shields and tend to attack in swarms. (This make fire and blast elemental weapons particularly effective.) There are a few other new creatures such as the wereskags and some bat like creatures that take place of the flying rakk.

The new area (Jakob's Cove) is quite large, so much so that it was a bit dissapointing that you couldn't fast travel between the new areas that were in it. It doesn't appear that any new weapons or weapon types were added for this expansion (at least we didn't come accross any).

The humor from the main game is here, and is even turned up a notch with some laugh out loud moments when coming accross some of the characters.

If you enjoyed playing through the original quests, you should definitely pick this up, with the same caveat I'd give the full game; it's much more fun to play co-op online than alone.

Verdict: Buy it (or should I say, download it).

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Borderlands is the King of invisible walls!

Understand first, that I love Borderlands! It was one of my favorite games from 2009 and I can't wait for me DLC. One night while playing I found the ultimate invisible wall! You can not believe this Jimmy! Believe me.

Off-screen HD Capture Jimmy!

New details emerge on the Secret Armory of General Knoxx DLC for Borderlands

Confirmed

  • New level cap of 61
  • More backpack space
  • New enemies
  • New weapons
  • New vehicles
  • 800 MS points on XBL, or $10 for PC or PS3.

Straight from Gearbox comes this news on the new Borderlands DLC. It was rumored (due to the achievments list being released) that the level cap has been raised from 50 to 61. This is now confirmed. You will get skill points for these new levels and there are missions that will increase your backpack size (probably more claptrap rescues).

Some new enemies were shown including the Crimson Lance's assasins, fast moving chicks with swords who drop in on you ODST style in a pod (interplanetary ninja assasins?). Also, midgets riding on skags! To give you a fighting chance against these new enemies, there will be new weapons (as well as the level cap of 48 on the old weapons and gear being increased).

A new vehicle was shown which seats all 4 co-op players, 1 driver and 3 gunners, though the weapons will be unique (one person can lay mines, for instance). This is in addition to the "monster" truck which was already shown and the existing runner.

The cost of the DLC was confirmed as $10 (which translates to 800 MS points for those playing on the XBox 360). Still no solid release date other than "soon".

"Hey, Scooter says don't walk, drive! My daddy always said wheels were better than heels. Uh, he was paralyzed, though. Anyway, don't walk, drive!"

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