By: goukijones Oct 13, 2012 | 1 Comments
Okay. I've been lying to you guys & to myself. I am hype for Halo 4. Not only is it going to prove that this console cycle is OVER! It may also be fun.
2 Years ago at PAX Team Gouki sat in the Halo 4 panel. The panel was all about the sound effects. They showed a few screen shots & a bunch of videos of themselves throwing water balloons at each other in the woods. They were recording the sound effects for Halo 4. I didn't know what the fuck I was watching. I remember that. Well it has come full circle. Take a listen to the brand new Promethean Weapons.
Can you hear the water balloon pops? Now that's PWNn!
I know Estrada is hype about BR's 7 DMR's. That's full-on Halo. Personally I'm glad that they are both in the game. That's gonna be fun. I still say Halo is getting closer & closer to COD. COD on MARS bitches.
The Covenant weapons don't do anything for me. I've seen some CG stuff with a giant Brute tho. Looking twice the size of the already giant Spartan. Seeing the hammer & the Brute shotty get me excited.
The game play looks like fun. Doesn't really look like Reach at all. I'm not thrilled about more Armor Lock & Jet Pack nonsense. I miss the blue ball of death coming out of some Spartans chest as he shot me in the grill.Read full story...
By: goukijones Jun 21, 2012 | 4 Comments
Lemme guess, shoot it in the glowing part? 343 Industries released info on a Halo 4 baddie, Promethean Crawler AKA Dog. Here's my take on this new info, along with pictures & a video. I also discuss MLG and the Holodeck being the only selling point so far.
Okay so we're going with Prometheans as the main bad guys in Halo 4. I didn't know there was this whole Mass Effect crossover thing going on. That's pretty cool. So let's talk about these "Promethean" dogs. These dogs travel in packs and can skitter up walls, trees and other terrain. 343 used the word skitter, not me. Somebody been watching too much Falling Skies. Here's a video of the dog moving around.
Yeah, whoopty do I guess. It looks good. These Jimmys have been making -well most of them- one of the top franchises in the history of video games. They better be able to program a dog.
I think there is something in the way they sensationalize this information, so we think that this is something important.
The length and the width of the dog will probably never come up in any sort of discussion about Halo 4 for the rest of my days. Well maybe now, because I'm making this reference. What I'm trying to say is, I see stuff like this and I'm not impressed. Microsoft's Press Conference impressed me when I saw the Halo 4 demo. Then just last week I saw the same demo on Jimmy Fallon. They let Jimmy play and ... it was God mode. Crawlers were blowing up a mile away, how's that damage output with that assault rifle? Needless to say, that "campaign clip" shown at E3 and on Jimmy Fallon was mostly canned.
The big question for me here is still whether or not this game will regain it's competitive aspect and appear again on MLG. Instead I keep hearing how 343 thinks they've done something amazing with the multiplayer. Why?! Because it's on a Holodeck? I've seen that before. You have got to show me some serious gameplay. 343 should give it out to some MLG pros for a week and then release a video of all the highlights. Then we'd know the truth I'm sure, one way or the other.
That's enough for right now. Fuck me, back to 50/50 on the Halo 4. Shooters are in so much trouble this year with me. Borderlands 2, the only game with a pass right now. What are you thoughts on this industry stuff? Halo 4? Dogs, oh btw they are called Crawlers. Promethean Dogs sounds way better. Vote, Comment and Share. Don't be a Jimmy!
Now the phrase "Don't be a Jimmy!" is defined. Halo 4 Legendary with FnJimmy.
For all those who have asked me what's a Jimmy? Who's Jimmy? Well this is a prime example of Jimmy in action. Takes 5 minutes to load up a hog & then drives off a cliff, just as I'm telling him "don't die in that shit." Don't be a Jimmy!
By: goukijones Feb 9, 2013 | 1 Comments
Zero2990 shows off why he is a Jimmy as he betrays me with the flag. What a Jimmy.
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By: goukijones Oct 17, 2012 | 3 Comments
If you don't watch the tele, then you probably haven't seen the 2 commercials GameStop has been running for exclusive Halo 4 skins. Both commercials are entertaining & well done, but do you really need the forest skin armor?
The director here took an odd approach. Showing very little gameplay & taking more than half of the time to explain camoflauge to the yougins. Don't be a Jimmy!
*Before you click play below. How many Spartans do you see?
This armor isn't legal in any tournament. It will be consided cheese by all the Jimmys online. I could give a shit whether you had it or I had it. I probably wouldn't use it in the game. It's not going to be that big of a deal. I bet you that when Halo 4 comes out that armor won't make a bit of difference in the overall gameplay. Dear god what am I talking about.Read full story...
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