By: goukijones Jun 21, 2012 | 4 Comments
Lemme guess, shoot it in the glowing part? 343 Industries released info on a Halo 4 baddie, Promethean Crawler AKA Dog. Here's my take on this new info, along with pictures & a video. I also discuss MLG and the Holodeck being the only selling point so far.
Okay so we're going with Prometheans as the main bad guys in Halo 4. I didn't know there was this whole Mass Effect crossover thing going on. That's pretty cool. So let's talk about these "Promethean" dogs. These dogs travel in packs and can skitter up walls, trees and other terrain. 343 used the word skitter, not me. Somebody been watching too much Falling Skies. Here's a video of the dog moving around.
Yeah, whoopty do I guess. It looks good. These Jimmys have been making -well most of them- one of the top franchises in the history of video games. They better be able to program a dog.
I think there is something in the way they sensationalize this information, so we think that this is something important.
The length and the width of the dog will probably never come up in any sort of discussion about Halo 4 for the rest of my days. Well maybe now, because I'm making this reference. What I'm trying to say is, I see stuff like this and I'm not impressed. Microsoft's Press Conference impressed me when I saw the Halo 4 demo. Then just last week I saw the same demo on Jimmy Fallon. They let Jimmy play and ... it was God mode. Crawlers were blowing up a mile away, how's that damage output with that assault rifle? Needless to say, that "campaign clip" shown at E3 and on Jimmy Fallon was mostly canned.
The big question for me here is still whether or not this game will regain it's competitive aspect and appear again on MLG. Instead I keep hearing how 343 thinks they've done something amazing with the multiplayer. Why?! Because it's on a Holodeck? I've seen that before. You have got to show me some serious gameplay. 343 should give it out to some MLG pros for a week and then release a video of all the highlights. Then we'd know the truth I'm sure, one way or the other.
That's enough for right now. Fuck me, back to 50/50 on the Halo 4. Shooters are in so much trouble this year with me. Borderlands 2, the only game with a pass right now. What are you thoughts on this industry stuff? Halo 4? Dogs, oh btw they are called Crawlers. Promethean Dogs sounds way better. Vote, Comment and Share. Don't be a Jimmy!
Players will be able to to experience Doubles and more in Halo 4 this coming week. see some of the details here.
Once Feb.4 comes by, the Team Doubles playlist will be available in Halo 4. Here's what you can expect from this playlist, as well as some other changes that is going on in this update:Read full story...
Red Rockets & King Jousts. From Kingtacular to Reign of Terror, it's nothing but pure PWNn from GoukiJones in this clip. Thanks for watching.
This is 1 of my best games of Halo 4, there were a couple of close calls, but I made it out alive. My best advice to stay alive during Team Regicide is to keep your team in between you & the other team.
Create your own story about a Halo 4 clip from your file share. Vote, comment & share. Don't be a Jimmy!
GoukiJones himself makes an appearance this week. You know it's a clip from an objective game Jimmy!
GoukiJones aka King of Jimmys shows off his flag killing skills with this weeks PWN of the Week.
Congratulations to me for being good with gun & a flag in my hand. Honestly I thot that was the covey assault rifle until you fired it. Don't be a Jimmy!
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By: goukijones Dec 10, 2012 | 1 Comments | Updated: Dec 14, 2012
Halo 4 $40. PSVita All-Stars $20. Black Wii-U's in stock. Xbox Live Gold Membership up to $20 off. More deals added during the week, please check. Thank you for clicking.
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By: goukijones Nov 12, 2012 | 3 Comments
Starting at 7AM on Tuesday & continuing -intermittently- thru out the day will be Halo 4. Watch Team UsUK & Team Gouki RAIP some Jimmys on the Live Stream.
PWNfest Tuesday November, 13 2012
Halo 4 & FF12
Tune in to our Halo 4 Live Show tomorrow. Please follow the channel to get updates via email every time Gouki is LIVE & believe me, it's a lot. I'll do a shot every time we lose a game.(No I won't.) *Special side note, you may see SOME FF12. You will definitely see it today. I'm working on a pro-tips guide.
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By: goukijones Oct 8, 2012 | 2 Comments
Breaking News! Halo 4 will have dubstep tracks. Skrillex bitch! *User submitted.
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By: goukijones Oct 13, 2012 | 1 Comments
Okay. I've been lying to you guys & to myself. I am hype for Halo 4. Not only is it going to prove that this console cycle is OVER! It may also be fun.
2 Years ago at PAX Team Gouki sat in the Halo 4 panel. The panel was all about the sound effects. They showed a few screen shots & a bunch of videos of themselves throwing water balloons at each other in the woods. They were recording the sound effects for Halo 4. I didn't know what the fuck I was watching. I remember that. Well it has come full circle. Take a listen to the brand new Promethean Weapons.
Can you hear the water balloon pops? Now that's PWNn!
I know Estrada is hype about BR's 7 DMR's. That's full-on Halo. Personally I'm glad that they are both in the game. That's gonna be fun. I still say Halo is getting closer & closer to COD. COD on MARS bitches.
The Covenant weapons don't do anything for me. I've seen some CG stuff with a giant Brute tho. Looking twice the size of the already giant Spartan. Seeing the hammer & the Brute shotty get me excited.
The game play looks like fun. Doesn't really look like Reach at all. I'm not thrilled about more Armor Lock & Jet Pack nonsense. I miss the blue ball of death coming out of some Spartans chest as he shot me in the grill.Read full story...
By: BatRastered Jul 15, 2012 | 2 Comments
Machinima is doing a live action series for Halo 4. Here's the full length trailer.
There will be a DVD version included with the collector's edition of Halo 4. Trailer doesn't show any covenant or flood, so I'm still worried what that will look like.
Free exp Jimmys!!
Apologies if this has been posted before. Halo waypoint has codes for free exp and gear here. I've unlocked Raider gear and 20k exp today, Ill find more codes later.
By: goukijones Jan 28, 2013 | 1 Comments
King of Jimmys shows off some dodgeyness as he moves out of the way of a speeding ghost, just to watch the ghost fly off the side of the map. lol. Don't be a Jimmy!
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By: goukijones Oct 19, 2012 | 2 Comments
Deals for Assassin's Creed III, Halo 4, Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition. Exclusive offers & pre-order bonuses from Amazon & GameStop. Gamefly's Deal of the Week.
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