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Check out the all new E3 gameplay walkthrough for the upcoming Watch Dogs!

According to the ESA, there will be a big announcement on Monday regarding E3 2013.

One of the odd things about this year's E3 was that on the way out, we didn't get dates for next year's conference. It turns out that was because the city of LA is planning on knocking down half of the convention center to make room for a football stadium next to the Staples center. Nevermind that they don't have an NFL team yet, they're building it in hopes that will happen.

Anyway speculation has run wild as to when and where the E3 convention will be held next year. Looks like we'll find out on Monday. Rich Taylor of the ESA (the guys that put on the show tweets):

"Hey guys. On Monday I’ll be making a big announcement regarding E3 2013, so be sure to follow me for updates and spread the word! #E32013"

And the @E3expo account backs it up with: 

"Make sure you guys are following @RichAtESA. He’ll be making a big #E32013 announcement on Monday!"

So there you have it, we'll find out Monday. I can't wait... we need to get that hotel room booked in advance... or maybe it'll be in Vegas and we won't have to travel. That'd be nice!

Pro Evolution Soccer 2014, the reveal of who will be the voice of Snake in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, and a brand new trailer for Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 with much, much more!

They got Jack Bauer to play Snake! The world has come full circle. Plus fat Dracula slays!

Thanks for watching. Leave some comments below, let me know what you think about Konami in 2013.

Ubisoft has released a new trailer for the upcoming sequel to Rocksmith. Check it out!

A new sequel coming this October, the all-new Rocksmith 2014 Edition is bigger, better, and faster than ever. Rebuilt from the ground-up, you'll experience vastly improved features, a new look, more flexible practice tools, new techniques and tunings, over 50 new hit songs, and much more.

Rocksmith is the fastest way to learn guitar. Plug any real guitar or bass into your PC, Mac, Xbox 360, or PS3 to join over 1 million people who have learned with the award-winning Rocksmith method.

GoukiJones & FnJimmy discuss GoukiJones' farts from E3 2013 & also new Lego titles.

The Lego games are cool. Not super great, I haven't played 1 in years. The new Chima browser based MMO, looks alright, but I can't say how much interest I actually have in that game. 10%? The Avengers looks really cool, some of the best split screen game play I've seen. I probably should have recorded a little bit to show you. Maybe there's a video online ... Nope.

Warner Bros. was also showing off ANOTHER LoL clone, this 1 tho has DC characters. I don't really know if it was an LoL clone tho. There's was a ton of JImmys crowded around playing it. There was a stage with 10 set ups, announcers & a pro-team there. A pro-team? So no interested. Jimmy?

Mad Max was there. Some next-gen super game ... allegedly. I'm not bothered with this either. This game doesn't exist yet as far as I'm concerned. 

What kind of gameplay do you figure you're going to see during this demo? I haven't read anything about this game - Like I said, I don't believe it's real. I figure the demo is 1: watching that trailer again. 2: some guy driving around in a barren wasteland? Shooting at Jimmys in random encampments? I bet you there is no clever scavenging system or leveling up. What is this Rage 2? Again, none of my takes are factual. I have 0 interest in this game. 

Go Lego!

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Ubisoft has released a new trailer for the upcoming South Park RPG. Check it out!

The countdown has begun, the new E3 Splinter Cell Blacklist trailer! Check it out!

A group of terrorists calling themselves The Engineers have had enough of US military occupation all over the world and initiate a terror ultimatum called the Blacklist - a deadly countdown of escalating attacks on U.S. interests. When our nation is threatened, the president turns to one man and one man only: Sam Fisher. Armed with state-of-the-art technology, top-of-the-line-gadgets, deadly combat abilities and an elite team of experts, Sam Fisher holds nothing back to get the job done through whatever means necessary.

GoukiJones & FnJimmy talk about Microsoft at E3 2013.

I'm not super hype for the Xbox One. What does it have Dead Rising 3? Halo 5 in 2014. I'm over this 343 shit. I gave 4 a good run, I don't want to play that anymore. Destiny I'll play on PC if not, PS4, it'll be $100 cheaper. Don't be a Jimmy! 

Thanks for watching. 

GoukiJones & FnJimmy talk about how Bethesda can't keep FnJimmy awake. Plus a shout out to MNO. Fukkaboi! E3 2013.

2 years in a row Bethesda sticks us in dark cold room & shows us 3 extremely slow videos. They say they are actual gameplay with some Jimmy playing in the next room. Why is he playing in the next room? Because he is playing the same demo about 10 times a day & you guys decided to just tape the shit instead, who would know?

The Wolfenstein was a god damn nightmare. 15 minutes spent in a dialog combat scenario or some shit, I was barely paying attention. I was more focused on this sexy milf sitting in the row in front of me & the nuab next to her, wondering if he was railing her in some secret location of the L.A. convention center that I had no idea of. 

Then there was something from the director of Resident Evil 2. This game looked way worse than RE2. I mean, it looked the exact same, just way worse. Fixed cameras, running around & doing puzzles & shit. The game looked like it was made in 1996. There was a whole scene of you just running away from some chainsaw monster. The entire thing was so scripted, I couldn't see how you could fail at this. The monster even sees the guy at 1 point. Dumb.

There's was 10 minutes of the Skyrim MMO, but I can't remember any of that. Then we got let out into the demo area where you could play Wolfenstein - NO - or the Skyrim MMO. I walked over the MMO & it looked just like I imagined it. Skyrim graphics & some nuab running around killing shit to get XP with other Jimmys in the same world. 

C'mon Bethesda, where is Prey 2? That was 2 years ago!

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Bungie has released a new gameplay trailer for Destiny at E3 2013. Check it out!

GoukiJones & FnJimmy outside of the Konami booth at E3 2013.

FnJimmy doesn't even remember playing the Castlevania last year. Must have been something seriously memorable. Check out his Golden Video Review Castlevania Lords of Shadow. My bad it's from 2010. 2010? Tha's some old shit. 

Anyway about Konami. The new Metal Gear looks terrible as always. The ducking on the horse to avoid bad guys really pisses me off. Having to fast forward parts or your game during a demo is a complete disgrace. I don't understand how people sitting around a boardroom table approve stuff like this. They have to know that the community is going to blow them up for fast forwarding. It's bad enough I'm skipping thru all of your cut scenes, now you're telling me traveling the world is going to be even worse? GTFO.

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Square Enix have released an announcement trailer for a new upcoming title Murdered: Soul Suspect. Check it out!

When Ronan O'Connor, a detective with a checkered past, gets caught up in a burglary, his life is brought to an untimely end by a brutal and relentless killer.
Shocked to find himself in the afterlife, his only escape from the limbo world of 'Dusk' is to uncover the truth behind his killer, track him down and bring him to justice using new-found supernatural abilities.
As Ronan, you have freedom to explore the town of Salem: its wooden houses, narrow streets, gothic churches and mental asylum for clues. Battle demonic spirits to save your soul and uncover the shocking revelations about who is responsible for your death.