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Post-It Note Art Weekly #1

By: choke Nov 3, 2010 | 6 Comments

A new weekly installment. You demanded it, you got it. Post it note art on a weekly basis

So my previous post it note art installments apparently are very popular here on this site.  They've resulted in numerous job offers and a few marriage proposals (NO MEANS NO JIMMY)


Anyhow, under threat of death I reluctantly present the post it note art of the week.

Only problem?  I hate videogames and have no idea what to draw that doesn't involve a toilet and something halo related being shat or pissed on.


Post what you want me to draw below and if it's interesting enough maybe I'll give it a go.  Then if you send me 59 cents via paypal I will send you the original.

 

EDIT, I thought of something

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MY HALO CONTEST ENTRY (FOR REAL THIS TIME #1)

By: choke Aug 4, 2010 | 12 Comments

A WINNAR IS ME

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My favorite SSFIV matches from EVO

By: choke Jul 14, 2010 | 2 Comments

My favorite matches from the Super Street Figther IV Finals from EVO 2010.

Alright so here are my top 5 matches from the EVO 2010 Super Street Fighter IV tournament finals (Top 8)

A lot of this is from memory, so God only knows how accurate any of it is because I dont feel like rewatching them all.

5) Infiltration vs Ricky Ortiz (Losers Bracket Final)

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Mortal Kombat Rebirth Trailer

By: choke Jun 9, 2010 | 5 Comments

New Mortal Kombat movie trailer

I think we can all agree that the original Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation were both robbed of Best Picture Oscars the years they were released, respectively.  Well it looks like someone (I can't find out exactly who other than fight choreographer I've never heard of is responsible for the fights) is looking to get revenge on the Academy by moving forward with a new movie. 

This looks very slick, and they've come up with some (however asinine) storylines to explain the fighters like Reptile and Baraka which I personally am fine with because the guys who originally wrote the plots and devised the characters for the Mortal Kombat video games were in all likelihood retarded/very unintelligent and would have probably written Reptile's story such that a young boy in the 1950s got lost in a swamp and was raised by crocodiles and then mated with one which birthed the murderous killer Ninja who finishes his victims off by ripping off his mask from 30 feet away to display his long tongue range (Sonya Blade was impressed)
 

Not sure how I feel about Johnny Cage being offed already as I really wanted to see him uppercut three heads off someone in this. 

THE BIG QUESTION?  PG-13 OR R.  amiright?

Anyway it's nice to see Spawn again and any of the other has-beens that will be in this.  Ralph Macchio for Cyrax! 

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Gambling on SSFIV, bring it on! (ADDED VIDEO)

By: choke Apr 28, 2010 | 9 Comments

Online gambling site offering odds on Super Street Fighter IV

1up.com reported yesterday about an online betting site based out of the UK offering betting on a championship fight for Super Street Fighter IV.  While this almost sounds like a dream come true to a degenerate gambler such as myself, it's not because it's dumb.

First of all, I wouldnt trust sending my money overseas to Paddy Power.  Having a glimpse at their site it looks like they're main focus is to take bets on absolutely ridiculous shit like "who will Cheryl Cole date first?"  They have an entire page devoted to Cheryl Cole bets!  I'm all for Cheryl Cole and I'm all for stupid prop bets like this, but I'm telling you they only do this shit because they're probably an awful sportsbook and offering dumbass lines gets them publicity like this SSF4 bet.  Plus why am I going to throw down $100 on Ryan Hart to win when most Street Fighter players are shady individuals who would steal from their mothers and he could just go put down 3 grand on the other asshole to win at 2/1 odds and lose on purpose.

Plus gambling and Street Fighter have been around for ages with money matches and with me and Dave betting $1 that we can beat Jimmy in straight rounds or without having half of our energy taken from us, and that's really all we need. 


GAMBLING TIP:  IF GOUKIJONES IS PLAYING, ALWAYS BET AGAINST HIM.

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Tatsunoku vs Capcom Trailer

By: choke Sep 24, 2009 | 7 Comments

Review of the new trailer for the Wii version of Tatsunoku vs Capcom

So a new trailer just dropped for the Wii version of Tatsunoku vs Capcom.  Excitement abound. 

First off let me comment on all the "awards" they show it won.  OMG IT WON BEST FIGHTING GAME AT E3?????  What exactly was it's competition?  No one makes fighting games anymore.  Did it beat some new Tekken or some shit? 

I still have no idea what Tatsunoku is.  I'm gonna guess it's some animation company because I see some Battle of the Planets fuckers, giant robots, people with swords, and lots of characters with those creepy big eyes that dont resemble any actual race that Japanese animators love.   Oh and there's a guy who throws a shopping cart and I could see there being an anime series just about shopping carts because anime is stupid and they make series about stupid shit like that.  Or is that the guy from Dead Rising.  I wouldnt know because I hate video games.

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