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Final Fantasy VII getting a re-release for the PC & it's the international Japanese PC Version. Whatever that means. Check out the trailer. It's in English!

English Translation: "Finally here, "Final Fantasy VII International Japanese PC version!" I can enjoy on your PC is that impression work. Is soon expected to start download sales."

Vote, comment & share. Don't be a Jimmy!

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YouTube hate mail

By: goukijones Jan 31, 2011 | 10 Comments

I get emails from YouTube all day long when people comment on our videos or on our channel. Today I got a real good one, he called me a jackass, then I called him a n00b and oh boy ... a whole notha level.

As you know Gouki.com has been simulating the matches of WWE PPV's with the video game, Smackdown VS Raw 2011. We've been pretty successful with that until I found a Reese's peanut butter cup in Jimmy's brand new Halo Reach Edition Xbox 360 and we had to send it in for repair. Irrelevant.

We simulated the two recent championship matches for 2011 Royal Rumble and posted them on YouTube. Don't fuck with wrestling fans. Here's what happened.

On the Edge VS Dolph Ziggler Royal Rumble.
mapscannotcontainme left this comment:
You jackass! Indicate that its a video game in your title! ´╗┐ *First sentence in description

I responded:
You are a n00b.´╗┐ Actual match is copyrighted. Perhaps you've been rick rolled. Don't be a Jimmy! *This YouTube pro doesn't know about getting Rick Rolled.

First off the first sentence in the description says that this video is a simulated match with Smackdown VS Raw 2011. This Jimmy was so irate and so upset that he couldn't watch the Royal Rumble, that when he say what I posted, he lost his mind.

This morning I received a reply on the video from the same Jimmy:
n00b or not - answer's not btw - I'm familiar with the concept of "false advertising" and I'm considerate enough to do others the favor of making clear what my YouTube videos (under other names) contain. BTW you have a private message´╗┐ and when you're referring to cock when you say "jimmy" it isn't a proper noun and doesn't need capitalization. The more you know... *No uploaded videos from this YouTube pro

Thanks for the English lesson, but when I'm the writer, I can write Jimmy however I please. But it didn't end there, I also received a private message from this Jimmy as well.

RESPONSE
Yeah...

You see, you didnt need to reply to my post at all and you especially didn't need to throw baseless insults at me. When I called you a jackass it was meant kiddingly. FYI: jackass isn't the most severe insult one can hurl your way. Moving on, I'm not a noob. I've been using the internet and YouTube for years now. In fact, I'm quite well-versed in YouTube etiquette. Speaking of said etiquette, it's considered thoughftul to indicate when posting a video game clip that it's a video game clip such as by including the title of the video game in the title of your YouTube video.

(Telling me to not to take being called a Jackass -which I am- offensive, but when I called him a n00b, oh boy. I'm sure he was real upset that he had to turn off Two and Half Men reruns on the CW and respond to me.)

Now...as to being a "Jimmy"...you know what I probably am...but I just have to say...who the fuck calls anybody a "Jimmy"? I had to rack my brain to understand what you meant. I wasn't sure if you were talking about South Park or pot or a crowbar or the million and one other things that come to mind when I hear "Jimmy" before it being a synonym for "dick". Christ! I think I've heard it used once in that respect in my life before today.

Now, finally it's common knowledge that the WWE copyrights their videos and YouTube takes down the videos of matches put up soon after the actual PPV. This is obviously done in hopes of WWE getting people to purchase the encores, However, if you'd put down your video game controller for a moment - I'm guessing, given your YouTube page, that you spend a large percentage of your life with a controller in your hand - and scroll about YouTube, you'll find tons of WWE matches put up in their entirety. People post them despite the copyright claims and those videos end up staying up. It isn't unreasonable to think I might have been able to catch the video of a match before it was removed or that YouTube officials missed, either.

(This guy knows and understands that putting up copyright material is against the guidelines of YouTube, but was so mad at me for not uploading the actual match.)

YouTube doesn't always time stamp their posts in the main search results meaning what posters decide to name as their title is one of the main criteria people go by in choosing whether to look at a video. Not indicating in your title that your video is a video game could be construed as a pathetic attempt to gain views. Additionally with the improvements in recent years to video game graphics, small screenshot icons beside each video title are difficult to distinguish from real life match screenshots.

Don't bother responding to this message because you've been blocked from sending me a response. In the future, learn to properly title videos, not take posts so seriously, and learn some more relevant insults. It'd be appreciated.

MCCM

He blocked me?! Why? What did he think I was going to do? Go crazy myself and write about this Jimmy on my website. Don't worry about me taking posts seriously. 

Copyrighted videos are copyrighted for a reason and YouTube will ban you for posting content you don't own. I have over 200 videos on YouTube, I'm not gonna risk that to post actual WWE matches, when you can watch them for free on the WWE's YouTube channel. PPV's though, you have to Pay Per View.

This guy don't know what a Jimmy is? Well he knows now. HE IS A JIMMY!

So to all my Goukiites out there, drop by Nubfarm's YouTube channel and just let him know he IS a Jimmy and for a special bonus, link him to this story. He blocked me remember. Who knows maybe we'll make a new friend out of this. BTW, I added [SvR 2011] to the YouTube titles just for him and can only hope he is gracious enough to accept my actions for what they are. A semi apology for getting his hopes up about watching some illegal WWE PPV matches on YouTube.

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Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City E3 Trailer Leaked.

By: grey walrus Jun 5, 2011 | 6 Comments

Looks like the E3 trailer got leaked early.

his trailer doesn't have any gameplay, but it looks pretty cool. I'm not sure how it's going to play out, but I'm starting to think Left 4 Dead. Four person squad shooter with zombies, but hopefully this one will be better. I'm not the biggest Resident Evil fan, but I definitely enjoy the games, and this one is looking fantastic so far. 

Unfortunately the video got set to private, but here's a link to it. 

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/06/06/resident-evil-operation-raccoon-city-e3-trailer-is-on-the-hunt/#continued

SFxT PSVita box art controversy. Exclusive pictures from inside the panel. 2 Exclusive videos; Ono san makes his grand entrance & World's Largest Shoryuken. Plus and of course, my blithering blathering.

Team Gouki had the honor to sit front row at this years Capcom Panel at SDCC. The room was 4 times the size of the room Capcom had in 2010. The panel had a pretty rough start. Some guy I never heard of introduced the SFxT producer. Pretty much the same joke about the cover from EVO, except they actually revealed the American cover. The crowd wants the girl box art way more. Apologies for my blurry image below. Exclusive!

ACTUAL

This one would have sold more copies.

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Enslaved Odyssey to the Nubfarm review

By: goukijones Dec 14, 2010 | 6 Comments

Another adventure, beat-em up game. Enslaved tries to pull in features from other games, how well does that work? I will tell you, I beat the game in 1 sitting. About 6 hours. Here's my review ...

Remember Randy Pitchford said he loves this game. You have to comb every corner of the Enslaved world and pick up little orange orbs that are like money in the game. You can talk to your partner chick (Who's name is Trip and she is kinda hot. For being all smelly and dirty.) Trip has this wonderful store she can access, full of upgrades to your health and shield. She can also mod your weapon and teach you new fighting moves. Weird how you are running for life with this chick and she has all this stuff with her, but makes me BUY IT. Sad face. Anyway back to the collecting the orbs and Randy Pitchford, did you enjoy picking up every single dollar on the ground in Borderlands?! Please in Borderlands 2, can my guy just automatically suck up whatever money he runs over.

When I watched the FNJimmy golden video review Enslaved Odyssey to the West. I knew I had to play Enslaved. I did and I beat the shit out of it. I had all the moves the main guy can unlock by level 4 or 5. Pro-tips: I don't ever level health or shield or armor in these games early on or most games for that fact. I believe that if you are good in the combat you don't need to worry about your health. Needless to say, I was beating the shit out of these things fairly easy. Which brings me to the enemies. There are only 4 types of enemies. Mechs, which is exactly what they call them in the game, come out in a few different classes. All railable immediately if you knew what you are doing with the combat. Giant dogs, which are called .. dogs. I know what you are thinking. There is one giant Rollie Pollie boss fight. Another scene you fight scorpions, which in the game are called scorpion mechs. lol.

The game is easily PWNable in 8 hours or less. The characters are the best part of this game. They are all well acted, well voiced and well written. I laughed a few times when the writing in the game made fun of how stupid the gameplay is. Platforming rig comes out of the side of the building and there's a switch at the top - hit switch. Another platforming rig on the other side of the symmetrical building comes out with another switch at the top. "Oh are you kidding me with this crap?" Says the main character. I like that stuff. I didn't mind doing those chores in the game because I got a little laugh out of them once in a while.

The final battle was worth the play through for me and the story ending wasn't that bad either. Like I said, the game has good writing. FNJimmy told me he beat the game and it was only 12 chapters. Well when I was on chapter 14 and 4am playing this, I knew I was fucked. Still some of the best platforming comes in at the end of the game. The puzzles and the combat were still all bullshit. The ending is definitely a highlight for the game and I don't mean when the actual credits roll.

The combat is the major problem here, it's bland and aggravating. Even while blocking I would take a pounding. It was real difficult to keep control of the fights. The camera is definitely not your friend at all while playing Enslaved. With the combat it just came down to timing special moves, when I knew I could use them most effectively. To just smashing the X or Y button, because any type of chain combo with two buttons did nothing sepcial. Smash on X until your "Rod" glows then hit Y. The Jimmy does this awesome 10 hit combo. It's completely automatic and goes in whatever direction you're facing. Pretty bad. The A button also got worked over pretty well. The platforming that some might say LOOKS like Uncharted 2, PLAYS nothing like Uncharted 2. As long as you're smashing the A button and rotating the thumb stick toward which ever way you wanted to go, he just jumped. No big deal, hanging from the side of moving air-trains or dangling over bottomless pits. The main guy would jump and catch on, or swing through, with out ever being in any danger. Unless he was getting shot at, but c'mon, nubfarm.

I beat this game in 1 sitting. Call what you will, I call it PWNn. I wouldn't waste your money on this game. It's already at a very low price, but it's not even worth it. There's tons better stuff for you, that you could be playing right now! Why are you even reading this? Enslaved Odyssey to the West get a ...

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First of all I can't even embed this video on Gouki, because it's locked down with some exclusive player on a unique Nintendo website. The site is purely designed to get your money. You have to see this.

I hope you get where I'm going here. I've had an issue with Kickstarter recently that it's just gotten too out of control. I had no idea there were so many people in the world asking for money like this to make some magical bullshit. Like a live action Zelda with the Back to the Future Delorean flying around with some female Link behind the wheel. Why is this such a big deal in our time right now? I'm all for a live action Zelda movie, I just don't want it made by some backwoods Jimmys from a place in America I've never heard of. 

So then I get this link in the mail. Nintendo has jumped on the bandwagon & started a "Kickstarteresque" program for Wario's new game. Like yeah, they need money from us to get this game published. Nintendo is fucked. Thanks for reading. Vote, comment & share. Don't be a Jimmy. 

http://gameandwario.nintendo.com/crowdfarter/#1

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New Borderlands DLC Mad Moxxi Release date

By: goukijones Dec 10, 2009 | 7 Comments

Storage box! Is that worth ten bucks to you Jimmy? Or is there more?!

Mad Moxxi Borderlands dlc

So she's crazy right. She is in charge of the "Underdome" yeah, kinda like the Thunderdome. The game is cool like that, I'm telling you the truth. Basically my biggest draw is the new arena modes which promises to throw waves and waves of some of the baddest enimies from Pandora at you. There's also a storage box, so you can store some guns and stuff Jimmy. Also you get TWO yeah only TWO more skill points to level up with, but no new level cap and no information on how many missions or side quests. 

The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned was excellent DLC and I got my monies worth so I'll be watching this new DLC close. Ready to go into the arena Jimmy?!

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Utter lateness and videos to show.

By: MilkyPink Feb 15, 2011 | 12 Comments

I haven't been myself for the past two days...

And I would like to apologize to everyone for noticing my utter silence. Reasons are... I know I should not be revealing my personal problems here but, my Valentine's day weekend was very much horrible. To put it simple, the one guy who I've known & loved for three years has finally rejected me. So this explains my distance from everyone and my silence. And to top it off, I've gotten really sick from it physically. Fever and whatnot. As for the gif requests.. I'm really sorry for the delays but you need to wait for me. All these things happening outside of here are getting to me and I am trying to work them out. But I am slowly working on those gif signatures as I am typing this to you. But please try to be patient for me, just need to pull myself together so I can get them done faster and give them out to you ASAP.

 

ANYWAY Enough about that. I just thought I would clarify it right now about my strange absence and silence. Earlier this morning when I woke I came to realize I had forgotten something. I had forgotten the Dead Fantasy videos that were created by MontyOum. So I thought I would bring the topic here and show the videos. There's been alot of negative talk between the Dead or Alive side and the Final Fantasy side. To be honest, I don't find this necessary at all. And just because you can be a fan of either side, doesn't mean you should put down nasty comments such as "oh the doa side is cheap..." or "ff girls are all about being godmodders with the magic and blah blah."

 

I personally think these fans are not getting the concept to what Monty Oum as made. He balanced off both sides. The Dead Or Alive side rely on their skills & weapons. The Final Fantasy side rely on their magic and weapons. It's still balanced out. But I guess in the fans eyes... they seems to be more focused on their appealing presences. I don't think they see the story line that is behind the fighting. One way of another, considering how they are fighting against each other, they will end up teaming up as one to fight their true enemy.

 

Dead Fantasy 1

 

 

Dead Fantasy 2

 

 

Dead Fantasy 3

 

 

Dead Fantasy 4

 

 

Dead Fantasy 5

 

 

Let's discuss it here!

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Jimmy Fallon Debuts the Nintendo Switch

By: BatRastered Dec 8, 2016 | 1 Comments

A short Super Mario Run (iOS) demo is followed by Zelda on the Switch

Around the 4:30 mark, Reggie drops the bomb that Jimmy is gonna get to play the new Legend of Zelda on the Nintendo Switch live in front of Shigeru Miyamoto.

Bonus after the jump, Miyamoto joins the roots for a Mario jam session

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From now until the end of the weekend (August 2-5) you can purchase the QuakeCon 2012 pack, which includes more than 20 id Software and Bethesda Softworks titles, for one low price.

From Bethesda:

From now until the end of the weekend (August 2-5) you can purchase the QuakeCon 2012 pack, which includes more than 20 id Software and Bethesda Softworks titles, for one low price.  Purchase the QuakeCon 2012 pack AND pre-purchase Dishonored, and save even more! In addition to the great discount on the QuakeCon 2012 pack, all those that pre-purchase Dishonored will receive Arx Fatalis for free.

This special package includes titles such as:

  •          The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
  •          RAGE
  •          Fallout 3
  •          Fallout: New Vegas
  •          Brink
  •          Oblivion GOTY Deluxe
  •          Morrowind GOTY
  •          Commander Keen
  •          DOOM 1-3
  •          QUAKE 1-4

We will also be offering deals each day on individual id Software and Bethesda Softworks’ titles via Steam. Daily deals include:

  •          Thursday: The Elder Scrolls Sale, with up to 66% off
  •          Friday: Rage 50% off
  •          Saturday: All Fallout titles, including DLC, are 66% off
  •          Sunday: All Quake/Doom games are 75% off
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Age of Empires Online -- the next chapter in the best-selling Age of Empires PC game franchise -- will be available worldwide on August 16 in retail stores and online at ageofempiresonline.com.

With its launch, the game will feature two of the greatest ancient civilizations -- the Greeks and Egyptians -- and offer more than 40 hours of gameplay for free! 

Here are some interesting points from the Age of Empires FAQ

The following features are free to play:

  • Familiar Age of Empires gameplay, and downloadable to any PC for free!
  • The greatest ancient civilizations, including Greeks and Egyptians.
  • Constantly new, exciting, and evolving content.
  • Quest, battle, chat, and trade with other players.
  • Build and show off your own custom Capital City.
  • Enjoy historical settings with gorgeous visuals and a cool new art style.

So, it's a lot like a demo. I gues this is where games are headed. Here's what you get for upgrading to premium FWIW:

A Premium Civ Pack will add the following to your experience:

  • Rare and epic gear: Unlock gear that makes your units more powerful, with unique designs to make your armies stand out in battle.
  • Advisors: In the Advisor Hall, you can unlock unique units, such as armored elephants and civilization powers.
  • Tech Tree: Experience the full Tech Tree with fantastic end-game Star Techs. For example, generate resources from your Market, have your troops bandage themselves, or make your people immune to conversion in battle.
  • Player vs. Player: Set parameters for the gameplay you want and invite your friends to play,
  • Additional Inventory slots: More than double your inventory space.
  • More Workshops: Drastically improve your capital’s production with more workshops to create all the materials you need for crafting.
  • Craft Halls: Learn unit enhancements from additional Craft Halls and use them to your advantage in the game. You get seven to choose from, including the Military College, which enhances infantry; the Hunting Lodge, which enhances archers and missile units; and the Cavalry Hall, which enhances mounted units.
  • Empire Points: Get the ability to spend Empire Points on the best loot in the game. Empire Points reward you for having multiple civilizations.
  • In-game stores: Earn in-game currency from the stores in your Capital City.

Every streamed match from the GameWorks Mortal Kombat X tournament on April 28, 2015.

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