By: starlordtitus Jul 1, 2011 | 4 Comments
Chris Redfield and Leon S. Kennedy cross paths as they investigate a possible terrorist bio-hazard attack. But what they find is a fight for thier lives as they are suddenly ambushed by 2 of the most dreaded enemies of Resident Evil.
Report 57-K: Intel states that several disturbances have been occuring in the outskirts of Madrid. An inside informant tells us that a possible attack on U.S. soil using bio-hazard weapons is being prepared and will become immiment. Your mission is to seek out the source of this possible threat and eradicate it before it has the chance to leave the country. You will of course have mission support from Hunnigan. Her intel reports that civilians state that large freakish beings are ravaging the area and slaughtering anyone that gets close to their location. Local police have decided to seal off the area. Upon your return, report all that you see directly to the President. The BSAA is also sending one of their own, Chris Redfield. We are sure you two are already acquainted.
BSAA Bio Hazard Report: Madrid is reporting attacks of bio weapons seemingly protecting an area. Civilain casualties number in 10's and continue to rise. Seek and destroy is the main objective in this mission. Determine what these bio weapons are protecting and conclude if there is value in bringing back what they are protecting for study or to destroy it. The US governtment is concerned for an attack on US soil so they are sending their primary agent who has experience in this sort of situation, Leon S. Kennedy. Your combined experience will prove to be a valuable asset, work with him to complete your mission and report back all findings necessary.
[Activate Music Video 1]
Two military helicopters descend from the distance and land on the outskirts of Madrid. From out of the two helicopters, Chris Redfield and Leon S. Kennedy exit their crafts. (Chris) "Leon.." (Leon) "Chris, it's good to see you." (Chris) "Shall we get started?" (Leon) "Let's go". Chris and Leon walk towards their rendezvous point *dramatic slow motion walking*. (Commander In Chief) "Alright, I don't need to tell you two what it means to fight bio weapons. Fully equip yourselves with the weapons and armor we have provided here for you and go in. You'll have radio contact support at all times. Radio in for back up if things get toomessy. Understood? Good. See you guys when you get back, oh and try not to get yourselves killed. Leon and Chris smirk at the comment.
The two equip body armor along with shotguns, sniper rifles, standard 9mm pistols, a handful of grenades, and combat knives along with some first aid sprays. Hunnigan radios in and tells Leon and Chris about a suspicious looking central building. They then make their way past the perimeter and into ground zero. At first the area seems deserted. Blood splatters decorate the environment, damaged property and trash litter the area. The two carefully and quietly make their way towards the central building. Chris gets to the door and singals Leon to watch his back. Chris begins to open the door quietly.......but the door bursts violently open from the inside knocking Chris and Leon away! They roll to regain composure and then look towards the door pistols aimed and ready. Out from the door a large figure dragging his weapon steps forth. An Executioner Majini! (Leon) "I don't think I've fought that one before". (Chris) "It's ok, he's big but not impossible to take down". Out of no where the sound of a chainsaw ignites and from the shadows joining the majini is.....Super Salvador!! Wielding a double bladed flame engulfed chainsaw! (Chris) "That is not my department!" (Leon) "He's fast but not really smart. We can take them" (Chris) "Let's do it." The majini and ganado swing down their weapons simultaneously and Leon and Chris dodge to the sides and seperate.
[Activate Music Video 2]
They fire their pistols and land headshots to the behemoths and regroup. Executioner Majini lunges forward and grabs Chris by the throat. Leon pulls out his shotgun and counters with a headshot, causing the majini to release Chris and cry out in pain. Chris see's the opportunity and goes for a left hook, landing it and then goes for a right hook but Super Salvador swings diagonally hard and Chris almost loses an arm, narrowly dodging the attack! Leon and Chris back away for a second. (Leon) "Did he just defend the Executioner?". (Chris) "Looks like we're going to have to work harder for our bread". (Leon) "Alright, split up! Our best chance is to seperate them, you take out the Executioner and I'll take out Salvador." (Chris) "Got it". The two begin to draw the attention of the majini and ganado, but for some reason.....Salvador follows Chris and the Executioner follows Leon! (Chris) " Ah shit, how do I fight this thing?" (Leon while dodging a horizontal swing from the Executioner) "Aim for the head! He'll kneel over in pain before he gets back up!". Chris runs from the approaching ganado, firing bullets from his gun and landing headshots to the ganado. But the swinging back and forth of the chainsaw makes it difficult to land more. Leon himself is busy rolling to avoid the hits from the majini. (Leon) "Any suggestions for this one!?" (Chris) "Don't get close. He's also pretty resistant but slow. Make him swing and miss and then punish him for it." (Leon dodging another attack) "Thanks!".
Chris creates enough distance from Super Salvador pulls out a grenade, "Frag out!", he throws it at the ganado near his feat and it explodes! The creatue takes a knee and writhes in pain. Chris rushes in with his shotgun and at point blank blasts two headshots at the ganado and runs back before the creature stands up again. (Chris) "A good start..". Leon pulls out his shotgun and then runs towards the Executioner and the majini swings horizontally but Leon slides below the axe and between his legs landing two bursts to the groin. (Leon) "That's gotta hurt..". Chris turns to Leon. (Chris) "Let's make these two turn on each other". (Leon) "Okay!". The two heroes sprint towards each other, their enemies close behind. Right as they are about hit face to face, they dodge to opposite directions right as Super Salvador and the Executioner swing their weapons with great force. The majini and ganado maul each other, the flaming chainsaws ripping into the Executioner and the mighty axe nearly cleaving the ganado in two. Chris and Leon pull out their sniper rifles and take 3 more additional headshots to each creature. The ganado and majini yell in agony and stagger dropping to their knees. Leon and Chris sprint over to the downed enemies and immediately pull out their combat knives. They both say "NOW!". The two stab their knives into the necks of creatures and carve and gash through to the other sides of the necks! Chris and Leon then pull out their grenades and pull the rings, shoving the grenades down the cavity of the creatures' necks and they take off. Seconds later, the Executioner Majini and Super Salvador scream out and explode! Bits and pieces of flesh and limbs rain from the sky. (Chris) "Never thought I'd say this, but I could use an 'umbrella' " (Leon chuckles) Let's go inside and see what they were hiding". The two step in to find a deserted briefcase. Upon inspection, there is old research of how to link two bio weapons into working together as a team. (Chris) "That explains how these two practically became brothers". (Leon) "A vicious pair at that. Let's go."
Chris and Leon return to the renezvous point. (Chief In Command) "Did you find what you were looking for?" (Leon)"We think so." (Chief In Command) "Good, your evac is ready". Suddenly two un-indentified helicopters surface from the horizon. (Chris) "Looks like we got company". (Armed Man In Helicopter) "Attention! Drop the suitcase and well won't open fire!" (Chief In Command) "Must be terrorists looking for some schematics." Chris and Leon use their radios and call for support from both their bases of operations. (Chief In Command) "Stand down and surrender or you will be shot out of the sky!". (Armed Man) "You are in no position to negotiate. This is your last chance." Out from the distance, two F-22 Raptors soar through the sky at high velocity. (Armed Man) "Oh shit!" (Leon) "Now's our chance Chris, there's enough data in here for both of us so you take half." (Chris) "Got it." (Leon) "Let's go". Chris and Leon get on their choppers as rockets from the F-22 Raptor jets are shot at the enemy helicopters. The terrorists try to make a fly for it but are obliterated from the sky. Leon and Chris escape on their helicopters and the Chief In Command stays with his team to mop up the rest.
[Activate Music Video 3]
Chris is seen riding his copter when Leon suddenly radios in. (Leon) "Hey, I just wanted to thank you for you help back there." (Chris) "Just doing my job. We make one hell of a team." (Leon) "That we do old friend, that we do. Until next time". Their helicopters head into the sunset across the sea in opposite directions, concluding another tale of Resident Evil.
By: goukijones 10:42 AM (1 hour ago) | 0 Comments
One of the most talked about games at E3 2019.
Gearbox Software is such a great company with Borderlands. Borderlands has been one of my favorite franchises since the release almost 10 years ago. Speaking of almost ten years ago, how about a BRAND NEW Borderlands 2 DLC, a game released 7 years ago. An entire new adventure that links Borderlands 2 to Borderlands 3. Check out the trailer.
Now about Borderlands 3… It’s amazing! Everything looks like what you would expect from a AAA company releasing their flagship game at the end of a console cycle. Similar to how Borderlands 2 was released. Anyway… doesn’t matter. Borderlands 3 is already in contention for game of the year and it’s not even out yet!Read full story...
Ever want to play with the developers?
Playstation 3 owners will have the chance to play with the developers Saturday the 12th (tomorrow) from 12pm until 3pm Pacific Time or 3pm to 6pm on the East Coast. It will be in Anarchy Mode so this is your chance to see how you compare.
Also for all you FPS fans Call of Duty Black Ops in now the greatest selling game in U.S. history with 13.7 million copies in 4 months. That is on all systems and PC combined.
Don't be a Jimmy! Are you playing? Did you contribute to COD making history? Do you just flat out hate FPS? Speak your mind.
By: grey walrus May 28, 2011 | 16 Comments
A couple of pre-order bonuses for the new 3D Ocarina of time have surfaced. This is great news, but not if you live in the US
Australia's pre-order bonus is pretty cool. If you pre-order Ocarina of time 3D from EB games you get a working replica of links Ocarina with a music sheet to tell you how to play some songs. That's pretty cool. They're dubbing this the "Ocarina Edition" of the game.
And if that one doesn't strike your curiosity then listen to this. If you pre-order the game in Greece you get not one, not two, not even three, but FIVE pre-order bonuses! That's insane.
You get a LOZ Case for your 3DS, a LOZ keycahain, a hat, an ocarina (from what I've seen not as high of quality as the australian version), and a tin full of Deku tree seeds.
This video has also surfaced, and I'm not sure, but if I had to guess I'd say it's the greek version of the ocarina, it looks pretty cheap, but you do get all of that other stuff. Unfortunately it's not a youtube video so I can't embed it, but check out the link if you're interested.
Now those are pre-order deals. Forget those on disc DLC pre-orders. This is the kinda stuff I'm talking about. Now as far as I know there haven't been any pre-order deals announced for the US which sucks, but I'm keeping my eye out, and will let you know as soon as I hear something about it.
By: goukijones Sep 5, 2010 | 3 Comments
Two full days of experience and ranking up. Also, tons of walking around aimlessly. What have I learned from the beta so far?
Sqaure-Enix launched the Final Fantasy XIV beta early this week and it was a pain in the ass to get in. Apparently, from my understanding, Square-Enix opened up the beta with like 10 different servers. Those servers filled up faster than FNJimmy trying to solve any random puzzle in Darksiders. I had no chance that first day. I didn’t even really understand how and what was happening with trying get into the beta. I think the problem here is that the Square-Enix website is all done in Japanese and then translated straight over into English. The site is crazy backwards sometimes. Also I feel like I’m logging in a 100 times. Two days later, I did get a code and I was in.
With the beta you can create and play with as many different characters as you want. Actually I don’t know if that’s true, what I do know is that I have made 4 different characters. The first character I made was how I imagined I wanted him before I got the chance to play. I chose Disciple of the hand, Alchemist. I had no idea that with this selection I would have no weapon and my main attack would be “throw stone.” Thank god this is a trial run. At this point I tried to learn about the settings, moving around with a keyboard and getting familiar with the controls. I did a few quests, the levequest stuff is cool. So after playing for sometime and only doing 1 hit point of damage, I knew something was wrong and started my second character.
Disciple of war, Archer. Now I’m railin’ right out of the box. Gone are the days of gathering stones to throw at Nutbiters and here we go with 40+ hit point, crushing arrow blows to your dome. So now I got some combat under my belt for reals this time. I realize I just needed a little money and I could go buy any weapon I want. Once I buy a new weapon I can change my class. Buy a polearm, become a lancer. Buy a sword, become a gladiator. This also works with the crafting. Buy a sledgehammer, become a goldsmith. So yeah, you can start the game as any class you want. Now I can get my alchemist and get him a wand so he can start casting some magic.
Before I switch back to my original character I created. I made another character and started him in a different city. I chose for this Jimmy to be a Thaumaturge. Yea, I know the names of the classes are a little ridiculous in FF14. Thaumaturge means black mage in normal talk. I also picked a human male this time. Previously I had chosen the little Lalafell Jimmy and an Elf. My human mage started with high and equal HP/MP. Cool. He also dealt major solo damage. I didn’t want to play has a mage in this game, but I may level it secondary.
So now I think I understand the leveling, the controls and the questing. I start a third character, with a class I wouldn’t usually choose and in the third and final city. Disciple of war, Lancer. This city Ul’dah, is a city of bricks. One of the regrets I had in Final Fantasy XI was I chose the “castle city” in that game and I felt like I was in prison. So I don’t like Ul’dah in Final Fantasy XIV and I won’t choose this city. That’s official. I took my lancer out and killed a few things, got some gil. Final Fantasy money for you nuabs. Went back to town and bought myself a pick axe. Time to learn about mining. Got a levequest and took off out the front door. It took me a while to find the mining spots. Eventually I and it was there I discovered the mining mini-game. I couldn’t find any technique to swinging the pick axe other than to just keep whacking away at at the stone. I’m sure there is some trick to it.
Back to my original character. I got tons of money from stumbling around town doing quests. Got some money from being in parties earlier throwing rocks at Star Marmots out in the wild. Searched the town high and low looking for the Jimmy who had the magic wands for sale. Bought a bow and some arrows too. I already have my alchemy tools. Which I couldn’t figure out how to do shit for crafting. Fuck it. Lets kill something. Used the bow and arrows, killed a bunch of wild beasts(actually cute little furry things.) Leveled my Archer to rank 5 in no time. Now I’m starting to feel the leveling addiction. Wait what this? I just switch my bow and arrow to my magic wand and now I’m a Thaumaturge. WOW! Now I’m hurling magic balls across the grassy knolls. We are rollin’. By the way in FF14 the mages can throw magic “balls.” It’s a regular attack and uses NO mp. Cool stuff. Leveled my Thaumaturge to level 4.
The time has come for me to log back in. What will I do next? Trial and errors continues. Get ready for the Final Fantasy XIV release. Play it early if you get the Collector’s Edition. Don’t be a Jimmy. Join the Gouki Guild.
Axton has quickly moved up my list of favorite characters in BL2, his turret action skill is quite good on its own, but with the right skills and weapons you can do the work of two players by yourself.
First the Survival Tree, I'm not a big fan of this.
You can see the relative offensive weakness of this build at about 4:45 in the video I throw a turret on each side of a basic loader, and I still have to kill it myself. I don't recommend the turret without the rocket pods. :) If you had 3 more points you could get the Scorched Earth rocket pods too. So with the 11 levels coming April 2, that's what I'd suggest first. If I did this over, I'd probably go with the rockets over the longbow just for the damage boost, but mag-lock without longbow is not very useful and Battlefront (extra damage when the turret is out for all your guns and grenades) is just so damn useful that I can't really recommend either version of this build unless you get the level cap DLC and get all 3 this build falls apart.
Now the Guerilla tree, the fun starts to pick up.
This is a good damage build with decent survivability. It allows the turret to slag, which is useful and will be even better in the upcoming third play through. The turret also has rocket pods and a shield. As far as Axton himself, he gets to carry 5 extra grenades and his shield will be recharging quickly most of the time. This is a good build that will only get better with the 11 new levels, allowing you to either add longbow and battlefront or get the twin Gemini turrets. Very versatile.
Finally we get to Gunpowder. NUKE!
This build is a great all around build as well, you still get the rocket pods from Guerilla and a good amount of defense, but you get a ton of DPS both from your nuke turret (basically an awesome, rechargeable grenade) and the use of the Battlefront skill. You'll note the Kerblaster assault rifle in the video shoots a projectile that explodes, drops a grenade and explodes again. This works with all the grenade damage boost skills too so this is my current favorite high DPS build. With 11 more skill points you can reach the slag turret too (double up, at the bottom of Guerilla tree) which will make this build very useful for the third play through. Also, nuking things is fun. :)
By: Arthvader Feb 23, 2012 | 5 Comments
Once again, I've come up with another potential team for the game. Read on to find out why I want to use this team.
After rummaging through the roster, I Just so happened to find myself another possible team to use. This time, I'll be talking about these two:
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By: goukijones Oct 1, 2012 | 2 Comments | Updated: Oct 2, 2012
I caught me a GOD-Liath Goon Jimmy. He drops better things than what are in his chest. Plus, did I mention he is hilarious? Mr. Satan 2012.
American Dragon Ball Z fans, yes! That is Mr. Satan you are hearing. That voice is hilarious. Listening to what the Goliath would say is what got me into hunting them. Here's what happened when I found a Loot Goon Goliath.
At the end I mistake the wrong class mod. What the GOD-liath Goon actually dropped was:
Impact Grenadier Class Mod: Commando
- Grenade Damage +28%
- Explosive Damage Resist +20%
- +3 Impact Skill
- +2 Steady Skill
- +2 Grenadier
I was a little excited when this all went down & didn't sort it right at the end. Like a Jimmy! Anyway. The part where he was stuck, is a little place where you can fall thru. I did that hoping he would follow & I could lead him toward more things to fight. He never dropped down, he just got stuck there. That's where the video starts with me walking back up to him.
Create your own story about Borderlands 2. Vote, comment & share. Don't be a Jimmy!
By: starlordtitus Jul 7, 2011 | 7 Comments
The ever powerful boss characters of Mortal Kombat 9 display significantly greater strength than all the other Kombatants. The Shokans Goro and Kintaro, the Emperor Shao Kahn. Power incarnate, these dreaded enemies stand between you and victory.
Real Name Goro Age 2000 Height 8' 2" Weight 550 lbs. Status Prince Origin Outworld Resides Outworld Species Shokan (Draco Lineage) Affiliations Shao Kahn's Army
Kitana's Army (former) Weapons Dragon Fangs (MK:D, MK:A) Fighting Styles Shokan (fighting style) (MK:D,MK:A)
Kuatan (fighting style) (MK:D) Alignment 1st Timeline: Neutral/Evil
2nd Timeline: Evil Appearances Mortal Kombat (sub-boss)
Mortal Kombat Trilogy (sub-boss)
Mortal Kombat 4 (sub-boss)
MK: Deception (GameCube exclusive)
MK: Shaolin Monks (sub-boss)
MK 2011 (sub-boss) Portrayers Kevin Michael Richardson(first film)
Garret Sato (Mortal Kombat (2011))
About Goro: Goro's fighting style always revolved around taking advantage of his brute strength and surprising agility. In the early games. Goro was an imbalanced character. All of his moves did far more damage then all of the other characters and because of that he was notoriously difficult to defeat in the first game. In 3D games, he was toned down to make him more balanced. His current depiction is being powerful but slow. Goro is associated with the element of Fire. Like Kintaro, he could either project fireballs either from his mouth or his hands.
Real Name Kintaro Age Unknown Height 8' 5" (2.57 m) Weight 650 lbs (295 kg) Origin Outworld Resides Outworld Species Shokan (Tigrar lineage)
Stryker Weapons Saber Teeth (MK:A) Fighting Styles Tiger Fist (MK:A) Alignment Evil Appearances Mortal Kombat II
Mortal Kombat Trilogy
MK: Deception (cameo)
MK: Shaolin Monks
Mortal Kombat (2011) (sub-boss) Portrayers Rhasaan Orange
About Kintaro: Like any other Shokan, Kintaro boasts brute strength, stamina and prowess. Unlike his brethren, Kintaro hails from a subspecies specializing in savagery. Combined with savage style of kombat and a mercilessness makes him one of the most lethal kombatants on the battle ground.
For a long time after his introduction, he was seen as one of the hardest bosses in all of the Mortal Kombat series. This was because he was able to grabl someone in mid-attack and throw him or her to the ground, usually followed by a teleport-stomp. He also shot up to three fireballs at a time. The extreme difficulty in defeating him was enough to provoke a comment from Video Games magazine, in their 1993 review of the home versions of MKII, that Kintaro was "the hardest fighting game boss ever...He doesn't just beat you; he kicks your ass."
Real Name Shao Kahn Age Unknown (beyond 10,000) Height 7' 2" (2.18 m) Weight 400 lbs (181.4 kg) Status Emperor Origin Outworld Resides Outworld Species Outworlder Weapons Wrath Hammer (All appearances) Shao Kahn's Sword (Mortal Kombat: Conquest) Fighting Styles Tai Tzu (MK:D, MK:A)
Lui He (MK:D) Alignment Evil Appearances Mortal Kombat II (boss)
Mortal Kombat 3 (boss)
Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3(boss)
Mortal Kombat Trilogy (boss)
Mortal Kombat Advance(boss)
MK: Deadly Alliance (cameo)
MK: Deception (GameCube
MK: Shaolin Monks (boss)
Ultimate Mortal Kombat (boss)
MK vs DC Universe (boss
Mortal Kombat (2011) (boss) Portrayers Brian Glynn (MKII, MK3,
Steve Ritchie (voice) (MKII,MK3,
Frank Welker (voice) (first movie)
Brian Thompson (second movie)
John Vernon and
Michael Des Barres (DotR)
Jeffrey Meek (MK Conquest)
Aleks Paunovic (MKL)
Patrick Seitz (MKvsDCU)
Bob Carter (MK 2011)
About Shao Kahn: Shao Kahn is shown to be an immensely powerful being throughout the series. He is able to utilize magic and has superhuman strength. He is also able to charge at the opponent with considerable speed and power. In Mortal Kombat 9, Shao Kahn is by far, supreme and above Goro and Kintaro. Able to attack and grab even while being attacked. He also has incredible health along with up to par defenses.
Now I leave you some videos of their great power.
AusGerCo. has posted a bunch of really cool Street Fighter Artwork in the shape of Paper Craft Figures. Check it out!
Mike Haggar (Final Fight)
Cody (Final Fight)
Guy (Final Fight)
Which ones are your favorites? I myself like the Vega, Cammy, and Akuma ones.
Tell us in the Comments. Don't be a Jimmy!
By: dragonkiss83 Apr 1, 2012 | 1 Comments
Do you like DoA? Have a PS3? Is it hooked to a 3D tv? If so I have some good news for you.
It's been a while since the last Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball gave you jimmys carpal tunnel, but this summer you'll get another chance.
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Here's a quick guide on what you could be wearing as a level 35 gathering aka DoL in Final Fantasy XIV. Including total mats & shards.
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