By: BatRastered Nov 26, 2010 | 9 Comments
GT5 is the real driving simulator... I guess these tiny euro cars can't go up hill?
People and they're fucking (lack of) editing... Skip to about 2:00 to cut the menus and loading screens.
Cake acquired... no really, not a lie. Motherfucker got cake.
I've never seen so many glitches exploited in my life...
By: goukijones Dec 17, 2010 | 5 Comments
By: BatRastered Mar 1, 2013 | 0 Comments
Two videos that show how useful a level 50 BLUE class mod can be if it has +6 in a certain skill. I'm starting to feel bad for Terramorphous.
Here's what Maya can do to Terramorphous with 11/5 in immolate and fire rocket launcher (and a +30% fire damage relic). Absurd:
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It's true and I experienced it. The DXHR No HUD Glitch caught on tape! Funny thing is I didn't even realize it right away, until I was looking to see my battery recharge.
This happens during your second visit to Heng Sha, I don't know the exact cause of this or if you can recreate it. It has something do with setting up the loads on different missions and side quests during your second visit to this city. Doing something first or out of order and then switching locations seems to be what cause this. Although my auto save and my previous auto save both had no HUDs and I have to go back to an early save in Detroit to reset it. Here's a video of a Jimmy taking the stun gun to the nuts. Oh and I have no hud. Happy PWNn!
Something about this is funny to me.
I love Red Dead Redemption. This is only the first in many things I want to show you about RDR.
One mission you have to push a mine cart out of the mine. I tried to pull the mine cart backwards first. I came to a small hill in the mine and this happened ... watch the video.
Dragon Age 2 is a Glitch Fest indeed, but I still love it. These videos are from a second play-through. Female Hawke Blood Mage FTW. The later I got in the game, the more it started to freak out.
Dragon Age 2 Hawke Mage Slow Down, Health Bar Glitch & Hold Position Trick
Pretty serious title I know. I wanted to get to the point.
The Hawke mage slow down is exactly that. When this first started to happen in the game, I thought I had done something wrong. Wrong equipment, wrong weapon, maybe somebody cast slow on me. Turns out this is a common thing among Hawke Mages in Dragon Age II.
The Health Bar Glitch seems to happen when your character is raised or is drinking a potion at the time of death. You can see in the video, Aveline just taking a pounding and her health constantly refreshing. At the very end of the video you can see it happen with Hawke as well. (Also with Varric in this Dragon Age II Montage.)
The Hold Position Trick is constantly keeping your party as far back as possible so if invisible walls are tripped, they can stay protected behind them. Like fighting the two Pride Demons in the video. Of course one of your party members has to be in there with the monsters. In another clip you see something strange with Anders. He's on one side of a doorway you can't get through. On the other side are 30 Jimmys and Aveline crackin' them over the head with a club. Brilliant stuff.
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By: goukijones Aug 22, 2013 | 0 Comments
Got my hands the new DLC for Dishonored last week. I beat it. I found some weird glitches happening. You can check out my thots here & take a look at this weird screen glitching. Prolly just the XBOX being from the nubfarm.
It’s no secret at this point. This Jimmy right here -this Jimmy trying to write out this story- is a BIG FAN of Dishonored. I got the Witches of Brigmore last week from Bethesda, shout out Bethesda. They love the FnJimmy Golden Video Review, they tell me. Sure. I had know idea what this DLC was about, I don’t have any of the other DLC & I can’t tell you too many DLC’s that I’ve liked in the past.
Swerve! This 1 is tight. You play a completely different character, one you -as the main character- actually killed in the Main Story. He was a boss. Daud. So you start out as Daud & you have to fight off the attack from the Main Story. Really sweet stuff. I think it’s a great idea & this DLC was off to a good start.
Daud has a bunch of different moves. He can summon assassin’s to fight alongside of him. (That was the first 1 I upgraded fully.) You can also improve his running, jumping, stealth just like the main character, Corvo. Daud seemed to move WAY faster than Corvo when I maxed him out. He was at least twice as fast as any guard running after him & I had him crouched! But he is the assassin class in the game. The DLC definitely gives you a nice feeling of something different & new with the differences in this playable character.
I got 2 days of gameplay out of this. Prolly a total of 8 hours. That was only playing thru once & not on the maximum difficult. So there is definitely some replay value. And I am almost fairly certain that there are multiple endings.
There are tons of new enemies as well & the DLC takes you to a new Location. BUUUUUUUUUUT the graphics aren’t that great already in Dishonored, but these weird glitches don’t help. Sometimes I would stop to look around the room cuz I thot hidden shit was flashing at me. Check out this clip.
Regardless that little glitching -like I said, it’s prolly just the Xbox- this DLC is worth it & it’s fun! Dishonored is fun! Check out my full review with Bullet Points.
Thanks for reading.
This is a video I caught of some Jimmy doing some crazy jumping and murdering. Haxor or glitch? You decide.
Leave you opinoins below. Remember upload your personal videos of whatever glitches, hacks or mods you find online. Gouki.com does not endorse tampering with your systems.
By: goukijones Sep 15, 2011 | 5 Comments
When this was revealed to me last week, I did not believe. I went and tried it immediately and guess what .. its real. Watch as I beat Jaron Namir in world record time playing Deus Ex Human Revolution.
Deus Ex Human Revolution World Record Speed Run 3rd Boss Fight Jaron Namir
Shoutout to Cinderkin for originally posting: Deus Ex 3rd Boss One Punch Knockout!
Vote, Comment, Share. Don't be a Jimmy! Is anybody else on Gouki playing this game, besides FnJimmy? I want to know. I want to read your review. Top 5 of the year for me. Bold!
Guess what? The Mortal Kombat demo is broken. I would never have guessed in a million years that MK was broken.
The way to beat it is to use your breaker, but that apparently takes up 2/3's of your gauge, and you won't gain enough gauge just defending to break free in the first round. Even after that you'll only get one slip-up in the next round so you better reverse the match.
I know this is just the demo build and since its a major issue they'll fix it, but it just goes to show that this is the kind of bs that can get through.
The video's message is my own. The MK series is lackluster and people still buy into the hype and eat up the gimmicks. IF I ever get this game, I would only get it after its been proven not to be a pile of shit and I would only get it used so I wouldn't support the devs. But my prediction will be that it will suffer MVC3's fate in that it'll be all hype and not enough substance.
P.S. I will be loling at the tournaments.
By: goukijones Mar 4, 2010 | 2 Comments
Borderlands has so many glitches and invisible walls or door or floors. Watch these to videos from the Secret Armory of General Knoxx dlc
Spotted during a Circle of Duty match in the Borderlands DLC Secret Armory of General Knoxx. He's just floating there, out in the middle of nowhere. You have to see it Jimmy!
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