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Win an amazing Gouki Akuma statue, Super Street Fighter IV game, microsoft points or PSN dollar$ and a Gouki.com t-shirt!

The Drawing is closed and these two Jimmys have won!

Grand Prize: Cinderkin

Second Prize: Grey Walrus

Congratulations you Jimmys see you online!

 

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Halo Reach beta fake leaked footage

By: goukijones Jan 21, 2010 | 7 Comments

Leaked footage from god knows where or how showed up today about the Halo Reach beta. The Halo internets is going crazy!

Who cares whether or not this is the actual footage?! This is not taking place in my living room. I would love to have the beta now. What is the release date for the Halo Reach beta! How about you tell us that, then subject us to some half ass publicity stunt. Come on Bungie, make an official statement about something today and lets get on with our lives. Also on another Halo note, I just got the Headshot Honcho achievement in Halo 3. Come on!

 

This other video is another "WTF is this video" series of Halo Reach. This Jimmy breaks down frame by frame some off-screen photos of Halo Reach. I don't know if any of this stuff is real. This guy talks as if he knows exactly what is in the game.

 

I understand at this point its getting ridiculous. This video is just the start up screen, the title screen of Halo Reach. It says "alpha" on the screen, but still taken very seriously. Its fan made. Some Jimmy is so excited about Halo Reach that he rendered an title screen for the game.

 

And finally this guy breaks it all down and you won't believe it! Halo Reach if its anything like these videos show off is going to be super awesome and cool anyway. All that matters is the Halo Reach beta release date.

Lets help Haiti by getting achievements and pwnn some nuabs on Halo 3 and ODST.

Bungie is donating $100 to Haiti relief for every 1000 players the next two days. Up to a maximum of $77,000 Jimmy! You have to wear a specific emblem and play! So lets get Team Gouki back on Halo 3 and pwn some noob grill! We can get some achievements also. Skulls, Marathon Man, Used Car Salesman or the more serious ones like Vidmaster Challenge: Annual, Deja Vu, or Endure. What up Jimmy?! Lets pwn!

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White Knight Chronicles E3 2009 gameplay HD

By: goukijones Jan 20, 2010 | 0 Comments

This video is of me playing White Knight Chronicles at E3 2009. It's a good look at what this game will be like ... Zzzzz.

While playing White Knight Chronicles at E3 last year one of the random Sony booth Jimmys was trying to explain to me what that game was. I had no idea what he was talking about. I never played Dark Cloud and questioned him if Factor 5 was a real developer. Just turn it up and watch.

White Knight Chronicles E3 2009 gameplay HD

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Tatsunoko VS Capcom preview

By: goukijones Jan 20, 2010 | 6 Comments

How the fuck do you play this with a Wii-mote?!

 

I played this Tatsunoko VS Capcom once with a Wii-mote holding it sideways. I didn't have a clue what to do. Dash in smash buttons, attack opponent it seemed to be similar to MvC2. Just because it's on the Wii I'm not excited for it all. I think I would have to buy the Nintendo Wii fight stick just to enjoy it. I have no idea how/why Nintendo got the rights for this game to be exclusive. If the game was coming out exclusively for either the Xbox 360 or the Playstation 3 I would be buying it next week. Hell, I bought the Limited edition of Blaz Blue! Check out a few cool videos I pull from the tube.

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By: goukijones Jan 20, 2010 | 4 Comments

We don't pay much ...

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ModNation Racers review (beta)

By: goukijones Jan 11, 2010 | 9 Comments

Yes yes, this is a review of the ModNation Racers beta. Videos, pictures of the game and my opinion. If you're a fan of Mario Kart 64 oh boy Jimmy!

ModNation Racers had me pumped and screaming at the TV. Everything about the racing reminds me of Mario Kart 64. Mario Kart 64 was my favorite kart racing game of all time. I still have my original copy of the game with all of MY records. Choke/Peach suck. Now ModNation Racer isn't an exact clone, but it's real close. There's some racing enhancements, like the shield which is a great idea. You have to know the timing with the shield for all the different weapons so you can deflect them. There's also a straight up turbo that you build the meter up by drifting, doing other tricks, or using a weapon on another racer. Something else that is different from Mario Kart 64 is that you can boost while your drifting. Turbo while drifting really gets your kart going fast and my heart even faster. I thought was a great idea. Check out this video of my finishing in 1st place, Number 1 in the World!

Modnation Racer 1st place

I finished the beta with about 2800 experience points and was rated 5 stars "Phenom" so I got a good fill of the racing. Totally loving the racing! I would just load up MNR and work on the computer until the race started. Sometimes I was waiting up 10 minutes to get into a race. That didn't bother me though. Never lagged out of a race. I wish at the very beginning of the game (especially after the first time I loaded the game up) that it would skip all of the intros and load right into the Modspot. The last couple of days I played, as soon as the Modspot loaded up I went right into experience races. On average there was at least 7 people in the same race. 4-12 spots.

"I'm not cheating asshole! I have the level 3 green speed boost it does a warp." The noobs, the screaming kids and obnoxious voices were the worst thing about the game. I couldn't find the mute button. There's got to be more weapons in the final version, there was only four I think in the beta. I have an idea for one, how about a slingshot. It grabs the closest kart to you, stops him/her and slingshots you passed them. Level 2 would just have a further reach and level three forces all the kart to go backwards for 3 seconds except yours.

The creation station is extremely brilliant I saw some incredible designs! Basically you will have the tools to create anything you want.

I created how I envision my self in the virtual world "GoukiJones."

Gouki Modnation Racer mod

Also the Gouki.com mascot Jimmy!

Jimmy Modnation Racer mod

Of course I made a couple of different karts too, but this was my coolest one.

Modnation Racer car mod

The beta didn't offer much to choose from, but the final version looks like its going to have loads ... thats what she said. What the other users were creating just with the beta version was incredible. You know Mario Kart track clones are going to pop up, I can't wait to see Yoshi's Valley.

ModNation Racer beta video

***SCREEN BURNS*** Warning ModNation Racer has been burning my TV screen. Nothing like this has happened to me in years. None of my ModNation Racer sessions were that long. I've played Halo 3 and Final Fantasy for days and days and never got a burn. I can still see the "?" from the loading screen. WTF is up with that? I hope this is not going to be a serious issue for people.

***HACKERS/CHEATS*** Hacking and or cheating was definitely not being addressed during the beta. Bigwoopmagazine, which is a horrible site by the way had the fastest lap on one track of -00.00.333. Come on now! Stuff like that needs banishment immediately.

***GLITCHES*** I didn't see anything that really stood out. I got this crazy rocket on video that kept chasing me through the entire race. The rocket finally hits me and then another comes from out of nowhere and chases me down again. Another time I did a speed boost and hit a wall, but ended up being stuck in the wall and having to use select to reset my kart.

Modnation Racer Rocket glitch

The ModNation Racers beta was awesome! This is for sure a day one purchase and pwnfest! Pre-ordered! I had an excellent time with the racing and I loved the thrill of the finishes. Don't change a thing. The steering and drifting with the turbo was spot on, let people change their buttons and for Christ sake let me shut off the music. But don't worry about tweaking the steering or make a turn wider or thinner. Learn how to race Jimmy! I'll see you online when ModNation Racers comes out! Don't be a Jimmy!

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Halo Legends Blu-ray release date announced

By: goukijones Jan 7, 2010 | 7 Comments

Seven stories from the heart of the Halo universe.

Some really cool writers and directors worked on these stories. Just like the Animatrix and Gotham Knight videos. This is cut up into seven different short stories about the vast Halo universe. It should be cool. I'm getting it day one. It comes out February 17th.

  Halo Legends

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Darksiders first impressions

By: goukijones Jan 7, 2010 | 8 Comments

The first 15 mins of Darksiders is pretty cool. I'm gonna play some more after

The beginning cut scene is amazing the graphics are like Left 4 Dead. The look is like modern day New York until the heavens open up and what appears to be meteors is actually demons hurling toward Eart. Darksiders drops you right into some fighting nothing too difficult, but it's time to save the earth. It's serious Jimmy. There's a lock on that reminds me of classic Zelda. I fought through the first level learning some new combos and getting faster with the combat. The first boss battle is huge and designed well. I liked that fight.

The art design overall is amazing though. The color of the demons and angelic costumes designs are cool. The main guy looks like something Todd Mcfarlane designed. Actually it is Joe Madureira another one of my favorite artists. Mark Hamill does the voice of the weird thing that follows you around. Kind of like your guide, he's cool. So that should tell you enough about the look and feel of this game. Awesome.

I'm about to start it up again right now. Thanks for reading.

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Darksiders $54.99

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Top Gear Overdrive commercial for Nintendo 64

By: goukijones Jan 7, 2010 | 6 Comments

Get N or get out! The old Nintendo marketing was great. This commercial is too funny for you to miss! I'm in it!

Release November 23, 1998 Top Gear Overdrive is cars, it's bullshit. The commercial however is an acid trip rollercoaster of chaos. Start with the greasy potato chips flying across screen. That's me in the commercial by the way. I remember having to paint my nails black for the scene of me jamming the cartridge into the N64. Red mama! After the car select screen it's time to race. Enter the acid trip montage with nothing but crash sequences from the game. Classic. Red mama!

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Borderlands what is wrong with Mad Moxxi DLC

By: goukijones Jan 6, 2010 | 4 Comments

There isn't much first of all. This basically is a $10 storage bank for your extra weapons. Especially the fact that they ...

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Who colored the bank orange? Did anyone test this? You can not read what the purple guns or mods are with that color background Jimmy! The other colors are hard to read too. There's no real reward for beating Mad Moxxi that I can see, except an achievement and two extra skill points which are meaningless at this point.

Getting into the actual Riot Arena waves is something else. It's fairly simple and fun to play. In an attempt to change up the repetitiveness of the waves there's a "roulette" type feature that pops up and gives you or the enemies different types of bonuses or negative effects. Number two problem here, at the end of every level there is a weapon and health drop that fall from the sky. Being in the right spot helps during this, you have less than 10 seconds to pick the stuff up. With 3 seconds left the "roulette" wheel pops up and blocks the entire screen, right as your run up to an ammo pack ... too bad you can't see it anymore. At 2 seconds left everything disappears. Bottom line here is the "roulette" wheel is poorly designed. Just be quick and look up in the sky for the drop. You have less than 8 seconds!

Why isn't there more detailed stats especially at the end of 5 rounds. It would be so cool to see like a critical count, accuracy, anything, get creative with it Borderlands style. I can't believe there are not in-depth stats.

Borderlands Mad Moxxi should have been $5. It is fun though and I've beaten the first set of arenas and will play the next three. Plus it brought me back to Borderlands, I just beat the regular campaign again today with my second character. Mordecai and Brick 4 life! 

Thanks for pausing the wave by the way Gearbox, the worst thing about ODST wave battles was that you could not even take a minute to piss. Jimmys playing that shit for 4-5-8-100 hours plus, fuck that. Props on the break between waves!

I've spent $70 and over 80 hours on Borderlands so far and I'd say it was worth every penny! Don't be a Jimmy!

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2010 video games I want blog

By: goukijones Jan 3, 2010 | 9 Comments

Here's a list of video games I want and don't want to play in 2010. It's going to be an amazing year. Number 1 in the world baby King of Jimmys!

Mass Effect 2 Its so close I can't believe it. I love Mass Effect 1. The guns the music the flying the ship through the space and being a fuckin' asshole to everyone in the galaxy. Can't wait to play part 2! Mass Effect 2 giveaway

Bioshock 2 is right behind ME2. If you got vacation days coming, use them! Fuck the multiplayer Jimmy whining about multiplayer suck. Bioshock was so much fun just by itself. I will play the multiplayer though, carrying the kicking and screaming little sister around as "the flag" is cool and looks awesome.

Final Fantasy XIII Fuck yeah Jimmy. I loved XII. I spent more than 365 total days in real life playing Final Fantasy XI and that's just ridiculous. So I will at least try XIII. XIV?!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. A new online Final Fantasy will come out this year too. I'm done with everything.

ModNation Racers I'm playing with the Beta now and absolutely loving it. It's a kart racer with the exact same controls of Mario Kart 64. Every race gives you that same exact feeling of fast-paced close finishes racing. Oh yeah!

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