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Infinite Bits Cosplay pictures

By: goukijones Nov 3, 2009 | 4 Comments

Cosplay pictures from Infinite Bits 2009 taken by master photographer Rei Puerto!

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Demon’s Souls is Stupid’s Shits

By: goukijones Nov 3, 2009 | 21 Comments

You mean to tell me this game is not back and forth, back and forth, trial and error? You’re on drugs.

Day 1

I’ve read everything online about this game and how you are going to be either one way or the other about this game. You’re either gonna love it or hate it. I jumped in with an open mind and wanted to play this game. I did the character creation screen and with a hundred different faces to choose from and edit them all the way down the width of the chin is serious. I should have realized then this game is serious. The random face generator is pretty funny actually, especially if you just click the as a woman. I’ve never seen such ugly ass women in my life. Feminists have to be losing their minds over this. Then there’s a bar where you can change the face to manlier or more womanly … scary!

After I selected my class, Wanderer which is one of ten to choose from. I began the tutorial. All the fighting buttons are the triggers and easy to get used to. I kept getting the main action button confused with the heal button and the game would let me heal myself when I already have full health and waste a heal. This becomes a nightmare later on. (SPOILER) I died during the tutorial, oh wait I was supposed to.

I checked out the Nexus, which is the hub for weapons and storage and stuff, basically your home base. Once I figured out how to get out of there and fight the heat was on Jimmy! I get to the first world and I start climbing the steps and fighting demons. I died a few times and started to run low on heals. Then I realized it, I was dying, being sent back the ABSOLUTE beginning of the level all my heals were gone and all the souls I’ve collected. Frustration ensues. I got absolutely nowhere the first day.  

Day 2

So I started over so I could focus on saving all my heals and try to take my time with the game.  

Rei Puerto says “You have to take your time, slow and steady wins the race.”  

Yes, yes slow and steady ok. So I begin to take my time and kill enemies slowly and try to get through the game. I pick up a new sword, is it good, is it better than the one I have. I DON’T KNOW, the symbols for what the weapons and armor do are some encrypted hieroglyphic bullshit! I text Rei again and tell him I don’t know what the fuck is going on in this game.  

He replies “I’m going to send you a voice message so you can hear the passion in my voice.” A few seconds later I get a monotone voice mail. “Ok so the trick with Demon’s Souls is you have understand the mechanics.”  

Yes, yes! What the fuck are the mechanics?  

I played a little bit more after that, figured out how to repair my weapons and armor, since I was taking such a beating. I don’t think day 3 will happen anytime soon, because Dragon Age: Origins is released today.  

For some reason I couldn’t find this game at my local Best Buy, Toys R Us, Target, and nobody has this game. Maybe because somebody else knows people would be returning this shit on the regular. Now … If you are hardcore JRPG Jimmy you need to check this out. I know people are enjoying this game. I just don’t think this a game for me.

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Infinite Bits 2009 Review and Video

By: goukijones Nov 3, 2009 | 4 Comments

Infinite Bits is Miami's first ever video game convention. Check out my videos, pictures, and review.

 

Day 1 

We arrived in the afternoon and obtained our press passes along side the Destructoid.com Jimmys. The convention was pretty slow at this point the video game nerdom had not arrived, most were probably still in school. We cruised through the vendors area which was small, but had a very nice selection. A lot of old school games and consoles. Imports too and one guy had a bunch of material from the Tokyo Game Show so that was a little treat for me. Checked out the rest of the show which was about the size of the Nintendo booth at E3. The interactive gaming museum was cool. I saw my first ever console the Intellivision that was awesome! What I loved about this area was all the TV's matched that era of the console, I have seen such old ass TV's in a long time. My first gaming TV was black and white and you turn the clicker to change the channel.   

Day 2

This was the highlight day for me. All the major tournaments were going down. The only issue I had with this was it seemed that nobody cared how they were being handled. It seemed that two different groups were doing the tournaments. There were no announcements over the loud speaker of when or where a tournament was starting or that the finals were taking place. The finals should have been on the main stage or on a big screen for everyone to see! This is a video game show and this was not a highlight?! Wtf? The music on the main stage was so loud the Jimmys playing in the Gears of War 2 tournament couldn't even communicate with each other. I was annoyed as fuck during all of this. I just wanted to enjoy some pwnn ass gaming. The Street Fighter IV tournament was on 1 TV and took almost 5 hours for them to run through 18-20 Jimmys. Infinite Bits should have recognized the tournaments more and took it serious. Five years from now at Infinite Bits 2014 they should be talking about who won the tournaments in the previous years. Not trying to remember what fly by night band was playing horrible music.

Day 3

This was a snoozer. Nobody was there and I ended up spending more time at the bar. I brought a professional Madden player in to compete in the Madden tournament. The entire way to the convention he was bitching at me, why I was dragging him there on Sunday when the Dolphins play at 1:00pm. Well I didn't put two and two together until I got there and nobody was there and the Madden tournament was cancelled. Why?! Because it was a football Sunday in a football town the team played at 1:00pm. That was bad planning.

 

Overall Saturday was the best day. I think the convention was pretty good for the first one in Miami and for the hosts trying to do something different. More publicity was needed, every time I talk to a gamer I ask if they were at or heard of Infinite Bits and nobody knew. You gotta hit up these schools especially the ones within walking distance of the show. CampGamestops and post fliers. The website hasn't even been updated since the show. No pictures or videos, nothing. I wish the tournaments got more exposure and the music wasn't so loud. I'm looking forward to Infinite Bits 2010. Don't be a Jimmy! Check out my video and the other videos on Gouki.com from Infinite Bits 2009.

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Wednesday Pwnfest Lineup 10/28/09

By: goukijones Oct 28, 2009 | 2 Comments

Today with BatRastered we're going to be pwnn some Borderlands and Uncharted 2 Multiplayer for sure! Don't be a Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnuab!

So old Batty finally got himself a PS3 ... I guess the Drakes will make you do that. Uncharted 2 is frickin' awesome! So today we're gonna try out some of the multiplayer. This also means that he needs to purchase a headset and Socom is the best way to go. Socom: Confrontation for comes with a headset and it's only $10 bucks more than the headset itself! Bonus! Think of this way, for extra $10 bucks you get a game! Can you say Fat Princess rebirth?!

Today's Lineup  

Borderlands  

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Multiplayer  

Socom  

Maybe some ...  

Halo 3  

Street Fighter IV  

Fat Princess?

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Modern Warfare 2 Giveaway

By: goukijones Oct 24, 2009 | 20 Comments

Enter to win Modern Warfare 2 for either the Xbox 360 or PS3, your choice! Don't be a Jimmy!

Drawing will be held November 9th!

Rules to be entered in the Modern Warfare 2 drawing. Read carefully Jimmy!

You must be a registered user on Gouki.com

You must have uploaded Avatar at Gravatar.com

You must have added either your Xbox 360 Gamertag or your PSN ID or both to your Gouki.com profile.

Log in and leave a comment on THIS story.

This drawing is for ONE copy of the game and you get to choose the system.

Sponsored by [email protected]
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: Xbox 360

*Terms/conditions subject to change at anytime. Gouki.com reserves all rights to this giveaway. Winner will be notified by email so make sure your email is correct in your profile Jimmy!

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Borderlands Review

By: goukijones Oct 24, 2009 | 7 Comments

Leveling up and shooting Jimmys in the face is a perfect match for me.

After only sitting down to play this game only 3 times, I've already logged over 20 hours and have leveled up to 25. When the game says it has a bazillion guns it's not joking, almost every character carries a different gun and every time you open a treasure chest it has new guns that entire party scrambles to get a glimpse of.

Yeah the party Jimmy. This a four player co-op RPS, RPS means Role playing shooter. It's something new. Kind of like something people were asking for after playing Fallout 3 for a little while. Where is the co-op? Here it is in Borderlands.

The setting here is a distant planet named Pandora. More like a Mad Max type world than a "Capital Wasteland." The graphics are cel-shaded, yes Jimmys are still making cel-shaded games. The game looks cool, the graphics don't really make a huge difference for me. The gunplay is spot on, the menu takes a little getting used to and the driving takes some practice.

I'm really enjoying this game and I look forward to playing it. It's super fun and really ... any game that's multiplayer that has a solid party system that is easy to use and most importantly FUN. My final verdict here is an easy choice.

This a Buy Jimmy!

Watch me play and discuss Batman: Arkham Asylum, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, Halo 3: ODST. Win Brutal Legend or Modern Warfare 2 on Gouki.com! Uncharted 2: Among Thieves!

Watch me play and discuss Batman: Arkham Asylum, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, Halo 3: ODST. Win Brutal Legend or Modern Warfare 2 on Gouki.com! Uncharted 2: Among Thieves!

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Wednesday Pwnfest Lineup 10/14/09

By: goukijones Oct 14, 2009 | 2 Comments

Brutal Legend and Uncharted 2: Among Thieves ZOMG!

I didn't think that the two lead off games would ever be Brutal Legend or Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. I would like to say though ... I'm kind of getting into the Brutal Legend. It's totally not a music genre I'm excited about, but I like a little rock and roll. The game is like an album cover of old metal rock bands record covers. The music is authentic. First Impressions coming later. Check out the Brutal Legend giveaway.

I haven't started the Uncharted 2 as of yet, but I'm going in soon Jimmy! Gorilla Warbear wants to get the final Vidmaster Acheivements on the ODST so I'll probably mix some of that in. Here's the lineup for today!  

Playing today ...

Brutal Legend

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

Halo 3 ODST

Dragon Quest VIII

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Brutal Legend Free Giveaway Xbox360 PS3

By: goukijones Oct 13, 2009 | 12 Comments

Enter to win a Free copy of Brutal Legend for the Xbox 360 or PS3! Don't be a Jimmy!

Drawing will be held on October 25th!

Here's the deal Jimmy!

Rule to be entered in the drawing! Read Carefully Jimmy!

You have to register for Gouki.com!

You must upload a Avatar at Gravatar.com.

Add either your Xbox 360 Gamertag or PSN ID or both to your Gouki.com profile.

Log in and leave a comment on any Vlog/The Gouki.com Show (must be a Vlog/The Gouki.com Show!) We don't care what you comment, just comment!

 

2 copies!

We have one copy for Xbox 360, which has been opened for review purposes.

Also we have one copy for PS3 brand new sealed Jimmy!

 

Sponsored by [email protected]

 

*Terms/conditions subject to change at anytime. Gouki.com reserves all rights to this giveaway. Winner will be notified by email so make sure your email is correct in your profile Jimmy!

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Liorah bikini model first ever Gouki.com girl

By: goukijones Oct 7, 2009 | 5 Comments

Sexy bikini model Liorah comes over and jumps on a trampoline.

I'll let these video speak for themselves ...

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Jimmy as Gouki Akuma Cosplay

By: goukijones Oct 7, 2009 | 3 Comments

The Original Bahby! FnJimmy gets into Cosplay as Gouki Akuma for E3 2009.

Thanks for doing this Jimmy! I will never forget this.

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Borderlands Preview

By: goukijones Oct 7, 2009 | 11 Comments

A first-person shooter/rpg on a distant planet in a post apocolyptic setting. With a very unique art style. 4 player co-op ... Lets play this Jimmy!

Borderlands a new game from publisher 2k games and developer Gearbox who worked on Halo CE for the pc and just recently released Brothers in Arms and also worked on Half-life. This new game has a very unique art style it's cel-shaded but very gritty. I like it the colors.

As far as the gameplay, you can select from four different classes. A hunter, he has a sniper rifle. A soldier, he just raips on the ground level. A siren who looks like she has an emp and can boost the parties experience gain. And a berserker who just pounds the shit of things. So yes, a first-person shooter with experience gain. One of the first of it's kind. I'm interested and as the game's release gets closer, I've been paying more attention.

Check out these videos and do some pre-ordering. Gamestop is giving you a bonus weapon exclusive weapon cache. BestBuy doesn't have anything extra for the game.

This game looks fun as hell with four friends online, lets pwn!

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