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Mass Effect 2 Limited Edition free giveaway

By: goukijones Nov 18, 2009 | 54 Comments

Register at Gouki.com and leave a comment to be entered!

The Drawing will be held January 25th and the game will be shipped out to you on January 26th.

Rules to be entered into the Mass Effect 2 Limited Edition drawing. Read Carefully Jimmy!

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This drawing is for ONE copy of Mass Effect 2 Limited Edition.

 

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Wednesday Pwnfest Lineup 11/18/09

By: goukijones Nov 18, 2009 | 2 Comments

I have a lot of stuff I want to pwn and film today. Don't be a Jimmy!

Pwntober 3 featuring Big Merkle is going down today. I want o finish getting all of the acheivements in Borderlands. I want to make fun of Marvel Ultimate Alliance some how. That is a Jimmy ass game!

I gotta play some Modern Warfare to even though I absolutely suck at it.

Dragon Age: Origins has become a little more fun since I started over and built my character a little better. I was lookin' like a Nuab before!

 

Today's Lineup

Borderlands

Left 4 Dead 2

Modern Warfare 2

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Dragon Age: Origins

Halo 3

 

Maybe some ...

Street Fighter IV

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Dragon Age Origins first impressions

By: goukijones Nov 9, 2009 | 4 Comments

I'm about 10 hours into right now. My feelings are completely mixed.

I've probably spent more time in the menus trying to figure out how all the shit works more than actually exploring or fighting. Did you know you can do crafting in dragon age? Which from what I've experienced is more of a waste of time. I'd rather just by cures from the shops.  

Random points of interest ...  

At one point you can pretend to be a vet and analyze a sick "deer" type creature. I choose to kill it. What's funny here is, I was so bored by all the story lines at this point I was skipping through everything chat scene and the next clip I saw was the dear with its throat slit lying on the ground. Awesome!  

The cuts scenes are horrible ... the graphics are horrible.  

The shops are so confusing. You can't see what the value of items are in your personal inventory you have to go to a shop. The shops and menus are even worse after some Jimmy juice!  

It's really easy to give up on this game early. Maybe I should have dedicated more time to Demon's Souls. Once you get to the forest area and the game seems to branch out it does get a little more interesting.  

I got mixed feelings about this game Jimmy. Right now I would say rent it. It's nothing like Mass Effect or KOTOR or the PREVIEW and commercials you see on TV. 

 

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Halo Waypoint Review

By: goukijones Nov 5, 2009 | 3 Comments

Another way to track how much I suck at Halo and watch cool Halo Anime. Awesome!

I unlocked 8 avatar awards for just downloading this awesome! WTF is an avatar award you ask? It’s a frickin’ t-shirt Jimmy! I checked my stats right away … yep I suck at Halo. I couldn’t find where to see such detailed stats as Bungie.net provides or a way to compare with friends.  Shouldn’t that be a feature?

Halo Waypoint has tons of videos which is cool I haven’t seen a lot of these. I like how I can watch the European launch video for Halo 3 that I’ve never seen. Wait it just froze. Bufferring … buffering again, never mind its faulty. My Netflix doesn’t do this.  The Halo 3: Landfall video is on here, which is my favorite piece of Halo media you have to check it out! It’s done by the same Jimmy that did District 9. It’s great to remember these old Halo videos.

This is a nice addition for the Halo universe. I’m excited about seeing the Halo anime Saturday. I’m just not excited to PLAY Halo. ODST was a big let down, that game came and went so fast I’m ready to sell it. I don’t play multiplayer at all anymore. I REALLY hope Reach revives the series for me, I’m dying to hear some solid news on that game. Don’t be a Jimmy!

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Prince of Persia movie trailer

By: goukijones Nov 4, 2009 | 3 Comments

Looks like the Conair version of a video game in the sand.

Definitely the feel and look of all the other Disney/Jerry Bruckheimer films. I will see it, it's a video game moive. It does look better than any other video game movie I've seen. BUT it is Jake Gyllenhaal and Prince of Persia, which I don't really care for either too much. Jimmy ass film!

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Infinite Bits Cosplay pictures

By: goukijones Nov 3, 2009 | 4 Comments

Cosplay pictures from Infinite Bits 2009 taken by master photographer Rei Puerto!

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Demon’s Souls is Stupid’s Shits

By: goukijones Nov 3, 2009 | 21 Comments

You mean to tell me this game is not back and forth, back and forth, trial and error? You’re on drugs.

Day 1

I’ve read everything online about this game and how you are going to be either one way or the other about this game. You’re either gonna love it or hate it. I jumped in with an open mind and wanted to play this game. I did the character creation screen and with a hundred different faces to choose from and edit them all the way down the width of the chin is serious. I should have realized then this game is serious. The random face generator is pretty funny actually, especially if you just click the as a woman. I’ve never seen such ugly ass women in my life. Feminists have to be losing their minds over this. Then there’s a bar where you can change the face to manlier or more womanly … scary!

After I selected my class, Wanderer which is one of ten to choose from. I began the tutorial. All the fighting buttons are the triggers and easy to get used to. I kept getting the main action button confused with the heal button and the game would let me heal myself when I already have full health and waste a heal. This becomes a nightmare later on. (SPOILER) I died during the tutorial, oh wait I was supposed to.

I checked out the Nexus, which is the hub for weapons and storage and stuff, basically your home base. Once I figured out how to get out of there and fight the heat was on Jimmy! I get to the first world and I start climbing the steps and fighting demons. I died a few times and started to run low on heals. Then I realized it, I was dying, being sent back the ABSOLUTE beginning of the level all my heals were gone and all the souls I’ve collected. Frustration ensues. I got absolutely nowhere the first day.  

Day 2

So I started over so I could focus on saving all my heals and try to take my time with the game.  

Rei Puerto says “You have to take your time, slow and steady wins the race.”  

Yes, yes slow and steady ok. So I begin to take my time and kill enemies slowly and try to get through the game. I pick up a new sword, is it good, is it better than the one I have. I DON’T KNOW, the symbols for what the weapons and armor do are some encrypted hieroglyphic bullshit! I text Rei again and tell him I don’t know what the fuck is going on in this game.  

He replies “I’m going to send you a voice message so you can hear the passion in my voice.” A few seconds later I get a monotone voice mail. “Ok so the trick with Demon’s Souls is you have understand the mechanics.”  

Yes, yes! What the fuck are the mechanics?  

I played a little bit more after that, figured out how to repair my weapons and armor, since I was taking such a beating. I don’t think day 3 will happen anytime soon, because Dragon Age: Origins is released today.  

For some reason I couldn’t find this game at my local Best Buy, Toys R Us, Target, and nobody has this game. Maybe because somebody else knows people would be returning this shit on the regular. Now … If you are hardcore JRPG Jimmy you need to check this out. I know people are enjoying this game. I just don’t think this a game for me.

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Infinite Bits 2009 Review and Video

By: goukijones Nov 3, 2009 | 4 Comments

Infinite Bits is Miami's first ever video game convention. Check out my videos, pictures, and review.

 

Day 1 

We arrived in the afternoon and obtained our press passes along side the Destructoid.com Jimmys. The convention was pretty slow at this point the video game nerdom had not arrived, most were probably still in school. We cruised through the vendors area which was small, but had a very nice selection. A lot of old school games and consoles. Imports too and one guy had a bunch of material from the Tokyo Game Show so that was a little treat for me. Checked out the rest of the show which was about the size of the Nintendo booth at E3. The interactive gaming museum was cool. I saw my first ever console the Intellivision that was awesome! What I loved about this area was all the TV's matched that era of the console, I have seen such old ass TV's in a long time. My first gaming TV was black and white and you turn the clicker to change the channel.   

Day 2

This was the highlight day for me. All the major tournaments were going down. The only issue I had with this was it seemed that nobody cared how they were being handled. It seemed that two different groups were doing the tournaments. There were no announcements over the loud speaker of when or where a tournament was starting or that the finals were taking place. The finals should have been on the main stage or on a big screen for everyone to see! This is a video game show and this was not a highlight?! Wtf? The music on the main stage was so loud the Jimmys playing in the Gears of War 2 tournament couldn't even communicate with each other. I was annoyed as fuck during all of this. I just wanted to enjoy some pwnn ass gaming. The Street Fighter IV tournament was on 1 TV and took almost 5 hours for them to run through 18-20 Jimmys. Infinite Bits should have recognized the tournaments more and took it serious. Five years from now at Infinite Bits 2014 they should be talking about who won the tournaments in the previous years. Not trying to remember what fly by night band was playing horrible music.

Day 3

This was a snoozer. Nobody was there and I ended up spending more time at the bar. I brought a professional Madden player in to compete in the Madden tournament. The entire way to the convention he was bitching at me, why I was dragging him there on Sunday when the Dolphins play at 1:00pm. Well I didn't put two and two together until I got there and nobody was there and the Madden tournament was cancelled. Why?! Because it was a football Sunday in a football town the team played at 1:00pm. That was bad planning.

 

Overall Saturday was the best day. I think the convention was pretty good for the first one in Miami and for the hosts trying to do something different. More publicity was needed, every time I talk to a gamer I ask if they were at or heard of Infinite Bits and nobody knew. You gotta hit up these schools especially the ones within walking distance of the show. CampGamestops and post fliers. The website hasn't even been updated since the show. No pictures or videos, nothing. I wish the tournaments got more exposure and the music wasn't so loud. I'm looking forward to Infinite Bits 2010. Don't be a Jimmy! Check out my video and the other videos on Gouki.com from Infinite Bits 2009.

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Wednesday Pwnfest Lineup 10/28/09

By: goukijones Oct 28, 2009 | 2 Comments

Today with BatRastered we're going to be pwnn some Borderlands and Uncharted 2 Multiplayer for sure! Don't be a Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnuab!

So old Batty finally got himself a PS3 ... I guess the Drakes will make you do that. Uncharted 2 is frickin' awesome! So today we're gonna try out some of the multiplayer. This also means that he needs to purchase a headset and Socom is the best way to go. Socom: Confrontation for comes with a headset and it's only $10 bucks more than the headset itself! Bonus! Think of this way, for extra $10 bucks you get a game! Can you say Fat Princess rebirth?!

Today's Lineup  

Borderlands  

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Multiplayer  

Socom  

Maybe some ...  

Halo 3  

Street Fighter IV  

Fat Princess?

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Modern Warfare 2 Giveaway

By: goukijones Oct 24, 2009 | 20 Comments

Enter to win Modern Warfare 2 for either the Xbox 360 or PS3, your choice! Don't be a Jimmy!

Drawing will be held November 9th!

Rules to be entered in the Modern Warfare 2 drawing. Read carefully Jimmy!

You must be a registered user on Gouki.com

You must have uploaded Avatar at Gravatar.com

You must have added either your Xbox 360 Gamertag or your PSN ID or both to your Gouki.com profile.

Log in and leave a comment on THIS story.

This drawing is for ONE copy of the game and you get to choose the system.

Sponsored by [email protected]
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: Xbox 360

*Terms/conditions subject to change at anytime. Gouki.com reserves all rights to this giveaway. Winner will be notified by email so make sure your email is correct in your profile Jimmy!

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Borderlands Review

By: goukijones Oct 24, 2009 | 7 Comments

Leveling up and shooting Jimmys in the face is a perfect match for me.

After only sitting down to play this game only 3 times, I've already logged over 20 hours and have leveled up to 25. When the game says it has a bazillion guns it's not joking, almost every character carries a different gun and every time you open a treasure chest it has new guns that entire party scrambles to get a glimpse of.

Yeah the party Jimmy. This a four player co-op RPS, RPS means Role playing shooter. It's something new. Kind of like something people were asking for after playing Fallout 3 for a little while. Where is the co-op? Here it is in Borderlands.

The setting here is a distant planet named Pandora. More like a Mad Max type world than a "Capital Wasteland." The graphics are cel-shaded, yes Jimmys are still making cel-shaded games. The game looks cool, the graphics don't really make a huge difference for me. The gunplay is spot on, the menu takes a little getting used to and the driving takes some practice.

I'm really enjoying this game and I look forward to playing it. It's super fun and really ... any game that's multiplayer that has a solid party system that is easy to use and most importantly FUN. My final verdict here is an easy choice.

This a Buy Jimmy!

Watch me play and discuss Batman: Arkham Asylum, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, Halo 3: ODST. Win Brutal Legend or Modern Warfare 2 on Gouki.com! Uncharted 2: Among Thieves!

Watch me play and discuss Batman: Arkham Asylum, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, Halo 3: ODST. Win Brutal Legend or Modern Warfare 2 on Gouki.com! Uncharted 2: Among Thieves!

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