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Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 review

By: goukijones Sep 23, 2009 | 7 Comments

What the trade in value on this game right now?!

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 = MUA2 for you rehtards! Ok this game is unbelievable. Considering I was just playing that amazing Batman game last week. This is an absolutely terrible super hero game. It's just a beat 'em up, plain and simple and simple it is! The first time I played through it on Super Heroic which is the hardest difficulty you can select. The game did not challenge me at all! I beat it very quickly. I unlocked super ultimate hard. At this point I understood the game and the controls. I take any character that can fly or swing and just fly over the entire level to the boss fights. Ridiculous!

There are other "elements" the developers probably referred to, but they do NOT A GODDAMN THING for the game play. The puzzles are flat out dumb. All of them are just dragging something around on the ground to activate a switch. Who the fuck is testing this game? You have to realize, it's a complete waste of time and is not necessary for this game. Worthless! Fuck. Then there's the dialogue choices. It makes me laugh when I think about how stupid this is. The characters sound so repetitive. None of the choices matter other than to level your characters personality up and get an achievement. In the game characters talk to you, but your character doesn't speak you just select a text, but in the cut scenes everyone one speaks! I can't believe they didn't take the time to have everyone talk to each other, that would have been cool and more a reason for me to select good or evil with some characters. A good Juggernaut and an evil Captain America.

The story starts out leading up to civil war where Captain America goes undergound to fight Ironman and the U.S. Government. A cool story in the comics. About half way through the game that storyline ends and the horrible design of the game just goes into hyper drive.  No Hulk fight?! Maybe they did that in the first game, I don't know I couldn't get through the first two levels it was terrible. You just fight robots and dudes dressed in all black for the entire game. Some of the boss fights are cool, but fighting Yellow Jacket is not a highlight of the game for me.

A splash of my piss has better graphics than this game. Wolverine's claws just push the crates around, I have to switch to Penance and punch the boxes. WTF is a Penance?! Gambit has a giant nose! 

I didn't like the first Marvel Alliance game. I had to play this one and I really did force myself at time. Now I can say with confidence that I have played one for worst games of all time. Some Jimmy in Los Angeles approved this as being a good game. This same Jimmy thought the leveling up system in the game was cool, but didn't realize you could just do auto level up and it doesn't actually matter. Wolverine, Deadpool, Juggernaut and Jean Grey just raip the shit out of the game. I destroyed this game and I did not have a super great time.

 My final verdict:

FUCK IT! 

Jimmy!

Great deal for ODST at Toys R Us this week.

Yesterday I went to Toys R Us to pick up my copy of Halo 3 ODST. I knew there was an action figure included and a $20 gift card too. What a deal! almost $32 of free shit for buying a game I was gonna get anyway. Also they had a buy a PS2 game $19.99 and under and get one free deal. I found two for $9.99 and easily found a third. So for $20 I got three old school PS2 games I can play ... whenever I have time for that. Jimmy!

my toys r us deal

NeoGeo Battle Coliseum

SNK Arcade Classics Vol. 1

Dragon Quest VIII

Halo 3: ODST

Halo 3: ODST "The Rookie" Action figure

Toys R Us $20 gift card (Halo 3: ODST style)  

Total 64.17. I did use a $20 gift card I got when I purchased Ghostbusters a while back.  

 

Don't be a Jimmy! Look for deals. Check back with Gouki.com for more deals!

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Mizucon 2009

By: goukijones Sep 23, 2009 | 4 Comments

Mizucon 2009 - Anime, Video games and more! +Video

 

Mizucon 2009 is a little anime convention that takes place in Miami, Florida. Cosplay was a huge part of this years even and I saw a lot of great costumes. Infinite Bits provided an excellent game room where you could pretty much play whatever game you want to on any system. There was also a card battle room and a dealer room for some super cool anime stuff. Check out the video below.

 


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Pwntober 3 sign up form

By: goukijones Sep 17, 2009 | 4 Comments

Halo 3/Halo 3: ODST Montage video. Now accepting submissions for Pwntober 3!

First you should become a member of our group on Bungie.net

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/gouki/Group/GroupHome.aspx

Second Watch Pwntober

 

Third Watch Pwntober 2

 

Now start sending me videos to watch from Halo 3 or Halo 3: ODST of you pwnn! Don't be a Jimmy!

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Fallout 3 Game of the Year Edition

By: goukijones Sep 17, 2009 | 11 Comments

$59.99 For the Xbox 360 or PS3 with all the DLC baby!

From Bethsoft.com

The first DLC for PlayStation 3, Broken Steel, will be available next Thursday, September 24th in English territories. That will be followed by the release of Operation: Anchorage and The Pitt on October 1st, and Point Lookout and Mothership Zeta on October 8. (Playstation getting railed with that one!) Additionally, we are also pleased to announce that Fallout 3 Game of the Year edition (Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC) will be available at retail on Tuesday, October 13th. The Game of the Year edition includes Fallout 3 and all five DLCs. The Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions will retail for $59.99 and the Games for Windows version will be available for $49.99.

If you haven't played this game yet, this is one of the best games of all time and for 60 bucks you get everything. I swear you'll have a great time with this game Jimmy!

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Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 First Impressions

By: goukijones Sep 16, 2009 | 9 Comments

Immediately reminds me of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra?!

WTF am I saying. I’m saying the truth! Ok maybe it’s the other way around since Marvel Alliance 1. G.I. Joe probably tried to copy Marvel Alliance. Regardless, there already seems to be way more thought and depth to Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2. MAU2  is a beat‘em up style with RPG elements The game overall kind of reminds me of Gauntlet or TMNT.

I just beat the first boss, Electro. Whipped his ass easily. I set the game difficulty on hard, there is a hardest mode, but it’s locked.

Uh-oh moral decisions … Why can’t I just pound the shit out Jimmys and be done with? The choices I first had were not clear if they were good or bad. One told me I was diplomatic and the other said I was defensive. Hmm, I’ll have to figure out which one is the most evil as I go on.

Wolverine destroys!

What’s wrong with Gambit’s face Jimmy? His nose is huge and well, he just looks really fucked up. That’s one of the worst character models. Let’s see if he pwns.

Gambit seems to be weak at the moment, but I’ll level him up. Juggernaut rails though forget it! Juggernaut and Gambit team up to do a fusion technique. Juggernaut pulls a huge chunk of the earth or floor up, Gambit throws a bunch of charge cards into and then Juggernaut slams it into the enemies. Totally awesome!

Now I’m starting to get the dungeon crawler feel. I like it. This game is fun so far and I will continue to play it. I’ll let you know how I feel about the entire game when I beat it.

Jimmy!

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Wednesday Pwnfest Lineup 9/16/09

By: goukijones Sep 16, 2009 | 3 Comments

Wake up pwnfest! Wednesday September 16th 2009!!!

Achievements baby! I'm still working on 100% for Batman Arkham Asylum, Battlefield 1943, and Shadow Complex. I'm certain I'll mix in some Halo 3, Gotta be ready for Pwntober 3. I've been wanting to start a new adventure and I think it will be Infinite Undiscovery today, a Sqaure-Enix game for the Xbox 360 that's about year old I guess. I've always wanted to play it.

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2! I just picked this up yesterday and I haven't got to play it yet. I will start with this game.

Don't forget ... Wednesday night fight! Street Fighter IV starts at 10pm EST. Don't be a Jimmy! Catch a Ha Dou Ken to the grill!

Man of Ponage is getting railed right now Jimmy!

Fuckin' a!!! I'm going!

C'mon ... I'm not gonna miss this. This is great for Miami and I will definitely support it. 3 days of tournaments and games and Jimmys with fight sticks. Infinite Bits is going to feature an interactive video game museum. Classic arcade machines will be available. Panels with industry experts. (Am I hosting a panel? It'd have to be 18+ and over with an open bar). Live music from video game bands. A costume contest for the super video game nerds. Stand-up comics and live shows.

I can not wait for this. I hope it does very well and this is the first of many to come.

infinitebits.com

Visit their website and sign up for a 3-day pass your frickin' noob!

Easy to do!

I got a text message when it was in the store and picked it up with just my ID.

You don't have to pay for until you pick it up the, when you do it online it only does a $5.00 Dollar hold on your Debit/CC. This totally saves you a trip to EBGames or Gamestop to JUST pre-order a game.

Don't be a Jimmy!

Pre-order Halo 3: ODST from your home and pick up in the store!

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition is no longer listed on the website and not available to pre-order in the store.

When I picked up my Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 I engaged in the regular video game banter with the clerk. Seeing what he knew and or what was good. He kinda mumbled something about the Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition no longer available for pre-order. I said what? That game doesn't come out for two months, I never heard this story. I read the frickin' news everyday!

So I immediately grabbed the closet iphone and went on the website. Sure enough you can't find it on their website. So I went to the Best Buy website and they had it listed. Drove over to the Best Buy in person ... grabbed the pre-order box and took up to the counter and pointed to prestige pre-order on the back and told the girl I want that one rite dere! At this point my reciept says Prestige, so I will take that. We'll see what happens down the road.

For those of you Jimmys that want the Prestige order I suggest you get your head out of your ass and find out wtf is going on in your neighborhood.

Jimmy!

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Booth Babes from E3 2009

By: goukijones Sep 14, 2009 | 16 Comments

The hottest girls from E3 2009

The Best of the Booth Babes from E3 2009!

Can't see the pics?! Click here!!

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Batman Arkham Asylum Collector's Edition Unboxing

By: goukijones Sep 12, 2009 | 11 Comments

This is a true story ...

I really thought the batarang was going to be a little bit more serious.

The game is well worth it though. Buy the regular version.

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