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Live from the closet! The neighbors are pissed off Jimmy!

The neighbors are complaining about the noise coming from my apartment Jimmy! WTF? I play the Call of Duty WaW Beta, The Force Unleashed and Mercenaries 2! Don't be a Jimmy! I hurt myself making this vlog.

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Crackdown 2 Preview

By: goukijones Oct 4, 2009 | 5 Comments

WTF is this? Oh yes Jimmy. This IS a sequel.

Ok so some of you may not remember, but I do. A few years ago a game came out called Crackdown. The only reason why anyone even played or heard of this game was to get their hands a the Halo 3 beta which was included on every disc.

Crackdown wasn't the greatest game ever made, actually it was pretty bad. Very simple minded stuff, run around, climb buildings, shoot anything that's shooting at you. There was some minor leveling up, but nothing to get super excited about. I played, a few times ... waiting for the Halo 3 Beta to be made available.

Now it's time for Crackdown 2! I'm sure somewhere very few Jimmys are thrilled to death to hear this news. I was a little, until I saw the pictures that looked like Crackdown 1. WTF? Zombies?! WTF?! Enough with the fuckin' zombies in every game. Anyway, just wanted to give everyone a heads up. Check out these screens and video below.

 

This is a cut scene I'm sure ...

Uh-oh starting to look Crackdown 1 ...

Okay, this is the same game.

Bizzle Kdigga Live VIA Live and a weather report. My favorite bit.

Jimmy! I'm back, Vlog #2! I give a quick overview of some summer movies I loved and hated. I talk about The Force Unleashed demo, Galaga Legions and Fable 2 pub games. Also the summer Olympics, Barrack Obama and Hurricane Gustav! Don't be a Jimmy!

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Vlog #1 E3 2008 Press Conference Review

By: goukijones Oct 4, 2009 | 5 Comments

The original Jimmy! Check it out!

Jimmy screams about Too Human, Little Big Planet, Street Fighter IV, Fallout 3, Gears of War 2. Highs and lows from Sony, Microsoft and the Nintendo press conference. Video clips, drinking, cursing, Jack Palance is dead smack! All here in this Vlog ... Don't be a Jimmy!

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Forza 3 Demo Review

By: goukijones Sep 29, 2009 | 4 Comments

It's bullshit ...

It's cars.

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Dragon Ball Online MMO

By: goukijones Sep 25, 2009 | 11 Comments

Jimmy! This one is for you. A online Dragon Ball world.

The real Jimmy, FnJimmy called me a few weeks and told me about an online Dragon Ball game. I searched the internet real quick and couldn't find anything. He said he saw a game play trailer. I didn't believe him. He hallucinates. 

Then today it happens. CoryO sends me a link to this ...

You can read more at this site http://www.dbmmo.com/

Looks like the first beta has ended already and that the game is in Japanese. Come on now! Dragon Ball is worldwide Jimmy!

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Avatar TGS 2009 Demo

By: goukijones Sep 24, 2009 | 4 Comments

This LOOKS amazing!

This video is amazing. The graphics are superb! It looks like a run and gun lost planet style. I didn't get to play this at E3 this year because it was behind closed doors. I heard it has some super special control setup. Check out this video!

 

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Vlog #9 The 2009 Summer Pwnfest!

By: goukijones Sep 23, 2009 | 21 Comments

This is it Jimmy! Vlog #9. Drunk with a fancy micro phone ...

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Wednesday Pwnfest Lineup 9/23/09

By: goukijones Sep 23, 2009 | 6 Comments

Don't play MUA2 when you can play ODST Jimmy!

I just might do that. After I pwn some ODST again for a little while. I want to play the Batman still I love the fighting in that game. Halo 3 will happen today as well, I have not played the new maps as of now! I also picked up Dragon Quest VIII yesterday for $10 and I kinda wanna try that out.

 

Playing today ...

Halo 3 ODST

Halo 3 Multiplayer

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

Batman Arkham Asylum

Dragon Quest VIII

Street Fighter IV 10PM Fight Night

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Halo 3 ODST first impressions

By: goukijones Sep 23, 2009 | 1 Comments

Turn the light off! Close the frickin' blinds!

The levels are a black screen! I couldn't see shit. Unless I turned on the ODST special visor. I don't want to play the game in pitch black! I'm mad, the levels that are day light or that weren't in the dark are amazing. All of the levels unfortunately are not that hard. 

Legendary Railed! With 3 people! Maybe it's a little more challenging on single player, but that would be boring. Gorilla Warbear is Gorilla Tactics! 

You can't jack tanks, but you can plant grenades in them. You can't jack Banshees either, but you can fly them.

It was fun and it took about 6 hours to raip that shit.

 

Man of Ponage is getting railed right now Jimmy!

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Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 review

By: goukijones Sep 23, 2009 | 7 Comments

What the trade in value on this game right now?!

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 = MUA2 for you rehtards! Ok this game is unbelievable. Considering I was just playing that amazing Batman game last week. This is an absolutely terrible super hero game. It's just a beat 'em up, plain and simple and simple it is! The first time I played through it on Super Heroic which is the hardest difficulty you can select. The game did not challenge me at all! I beat it very quickly. I unlocked super ultimate hard. At this point I understood the game and the controls. I take any character that can fly or swing and just fly over the entire level to the boss fights. Ridiculous!

There are other "elements" the developers probably referred to, but they do NOT A GODDAMN THING for the game play. The puzzles are flat out dumb. All of them are just dragging something around on the ground to activate a switch. Who the fuck is testing this game? You have to realize, it's a complete waste of time and is not necessary for this game. Worthless! Fuck. Then there's the dialogue choices. It makes me laugh when I think about how stupid this is. The characters sound so repetitive. None of the choices matter other than to level your characters personality up and get an achievement. In the game characters talk to you, but your character doesn't speak you just select a text, but in the cut scenes everyone one speaks! I can't believe they didn't take the time to have everyone talk to each other, that would have been cool and more a reason for me to select good or evil with some characters. A good Juggernaut and an evil Captain America.

The story starts out leading up to civil war where Captain America goes undergound to fight Ironman and the U.S. Government. A cool story in the comics. About half way through the game that storyline ends and the horrible design of the game just goes into hyper drive.  No Hulk fight?! Maybe they did that in the first game, I don't know I couldn't get through the first two levels it was terrible. You just fight robots and dudes dressed in all black for the entire game. Some of the boss fights are cool, but fighting Yellow Jacket is not a highlight of the game for me.

A splash of my piss has better graphics than this game. Wolverine's claws just push the crates around, I have to switch to Penance and punch the boxes. WTF is a Penance?! Gambit has a giant nose! 

I didn't like the first Marvel Alliance game. I had to play this one and I really did force myself at time. Now I can say with confidence that I have played one for worst games of all time. Some Jimmy in Los Angeles approved this as being a good game. This same Jimmy thought the leveling up system in the game was cool, but didn't realize you could just do auto level up and it doesn't actually matter. Wolverine, Deadpool, Juggernaut and Jean Grey just raip the shit out of the game. I destroyed this game and I did not have a super great time.

 My final verdict:

FUCK IT! 

Jimmy!

Great deal for ODST at Toys R Us this week.

Yesterday I went to Toys R Us to pick up my copy of Halo 3 ODST. I knew there was an action figure included and a $20 gift card too. What a deal! almost $32 of free shit for buying a game I was gonna get anyway. Also they had a buy a PS2 game $19.99 and under and get one free deal. I found two for $9.99 and easily found a third. So for $20 I got three old school PS2 games I can play ... whenever I have time for that. Jimmy!

my toys r us deal

NeoGeo Battle Coliseum

SNK Arcade Classics Vol. 1

Dragon Quest VIII

Halo 3: ODST

Halo 3: ODST "The Rookie" Action figure

Toys R Us $20 gift card (Halo 3: ODST style)  

Total 64.17. I did use a $20 gift card I got when I purchased Ghostbusters a while back.  

 

Don't be a Jimmy! Look for deals. Check back with Gouki.com for more deals!

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