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How to make your way across Eorzea gathering the most valuable items from Botany & Mining.

600+ GP is optimal for maximize your gathering. You want to use Unearth II before your first swing. Hit the appropriate slot you want to mine & then pop Solid Reason/Ageless Words after 1 or 2 more hits. Then use Deep Vigor/Brunt Force for the final hit to guarantee that 100%HQ at the end.

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Fable III topless pie making

By: goukijones Oct 28, 2010 | 13 Comments

In Fable III it doesn't matter what clothes you have on. So you can walk around naked if you want and make pies.

The princess in Fable III has huge breasts and it is an absolute pleasure to watch her do just about everything. Including pie making. This video is for Jimmy. Enjoy.

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EVO 2019 All Championship Matches

By: goukijones Aug 5, 2019 | 1 Comments

Here are you 2019 Best In The World Fighting Game Champions.

Under Night In-Birth Exe: Late[st]

Dragon Ball Z Fighters

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Random sites and even Major Nelson say the pre-order has been announced for Duke Nukem Forver ... Where's the beef?

Duke Nukem release date still not official, demo still unannounced

BatRastered spotted it earlier in the day on some random site. Duke Nukem Forver pre-order has been announced and the release date is February 1st 2011.

That's right, that's what Amazon says. Even though, it's still the fake box art. That pre-order page also says: "Official pricing and release date have not been announced by the publisher. These are estimates only and subject to change."

"Product Features: 

  • Choose from an arsenal of hundreds of thousands of weapons, each with their unique manufacturers, specifications and advantages; a revolutionary new content generation system provides for near infinite tools of destruction
  • Borderlands is built from the ground-up to be an exciting and intuitive co-operative multiplayer experience that rewards you for executing advanced strategies and tactical maneuvers
  • Earn experience and gain proficiency in a number of specialties as you do battle with enemies
  • Get behind the wheel of and engage in intense vehicle-to-vehicle combat, complete with extensive damage modeling and spectacular explosions"

Amazon has also had this pre-order available since September 1, 2010. [Gearbox Software Forums]

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Final character story trailer released along with all 4 character skill trees.

Borderlands.com also released all the the character skill trees.  You can put the points in and build out your character and see what all the different perks and moves are.  I love that this is available now, this should certainly help me decide which character I want to choose.  FL4K lookin' good in that trailer tho!

Looking forward to GRFS? Check out what you will be getting if you pre-order the signature edition of the game. Weapon skins!

Get loads of exclusive content when you pre-order the Ghost Recon Future Soldier Signature Edition.

The Signature Edition includes:

  • Exclusive multiplayer map: Moscow Suburbs will plunge you right into the heart of intense urban firefights.
  • Two legendary weapons: the MK 14 assault rifle for the Ghost faction rifleman class, and the AK-47 for the Bodark rifleman.

New customization options including:

  • Two custom weapons skins. The Winter Digital and Tiger Stripe camo skins that have been selected by the Ghost Recon community on Facebook are included in the Signature Edition.
  • 48 custom headgear skins. You will get even more options to customize your character and make him look truly unique on the battlefield.
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Gran Turismo 5 VS Need for Speed Hot Pursuit

By: goukijones Nov 26, 2010 | 18 Comments

So for the thanksgiving I visited with family and friends. I also brought along Gran Turismo 5 and Need for Speed Hot Pursuit. Of course my friend grabbed the Gran Turismo 5 first, but what happened next is unbelievable.

I guess you can say this was an intended experiment to see what my friend thought of these two brand new racing games. Gran Turismo 5 was still in the shrink wrap when I brought it over. I had already played the crap out of Need for Speed Hot Pursuit and it's no secret that I love it. They writin' stories about my record times on the internet.

My friend immediately grabbed for the Gran Turismo 5, unwrapped it and put it in his Playstation 3. Of course we had to do a system update and an install. It's the Playstation what did you expect I told him. Reports on the internet was that there is a 45+ minute install time for GT5. Luckily we were distracted by family, football, alcohol and turkey. After the install I grabbed the remote and started to look through the menus. I just wanted a quick race so I can see it. I've been waiting for such a long time for this game and the internet has been an unstoppable buzz machine about everything GT5. Well I couldn't just race, I had to do a license test first. First license braking challenge. Ok seems simple enough. The countdown begins and then I'm off down the straight away. There is a giant checkered board at the end of the track, I guess gotta stop there. No problem. Perfect. Wait what? Failed? Aw fuck. I was called for the official turkey dinner start and left the game running right where I failed to brake. I was in shock that I failed the braking test.

After the meal I headed back into the game room and found my friend all up in the Gran Turismo 5. He was still trying to get a license so we could get into a real race. After each attempt at a challenge he handed me the remote and asked if I'd like to play. I respectfully declined. Watching was more than enough for me. 30 minutes later we had a license and entered a race. I still haven't seen anything really special, the game appears to be extremely in-depth and that kind of interests me. I watched my friend do one race and then it was my turn. After playing so much Need for Speed Hot Pursuit there was nothing special about driving a shit car in GT5 at 55 MPH. I was extremely bored with that type of racing. I imagine it would get better with more gameplay and more cars unlocked, but we didn't have time for that and I really wanted him to see the other game I brought at this point.

Finally we put in the Need for Speed Hot Pursuit into his Xbox 360. Within 3 minutes he was already racing. Then as the map began to open up and he unlocked more cop and racer events, it was clear to me we had a winner. He dropped subtle hints to his wife that he needed this game asap or a divorce was imminent. The funny thing about all of this to me is that my friend never asked me once if I wanted to play the Need for Speed, like he did in-between every GT5 load screen.

Gran Turismo 5 is a simulation. A serious simulation of a race car driver who must buy his own car collection, earn his own licenses and level up like an RPG. Need for Speed Hot Pursuit is a straight up arcade racer that puts you into high speed racing action right away. I don't have an official opinion on Gran Turismo 5, but I'm sure I'll play it eventually ... if I can ever get off of Need for Speed and trying to beat all of my friends times on the speed wall. Thanks for reading.

We're giving away Resident Evil 4 HD and Code Veronica HD. It's easy to enter. Want a free game? Don't be a Jimmy!

Special thanks to Capcom for sending us some codes. Way NOT to be a Jimmy. Honestly after the Seth Killian incident, I'm surprised Capcom even talks to us anymore. So here's the deal, have you have you heard of these games?  

What are ya buyin'? Resident Evil 4

  Dreamcast Classic - Resident Evil: Code Veronica

Rule #1 Don't be a Jimmy. That actually should have been well established by now. Leave a comment on this story, the funnier and more amusing your comment, the better your chances. Then of course you gotta share this story, duh.

Post this story to your FaceBook page, leave a comment on this story on Raptr and/or Tweet this phrase:  

"RT & Follow @GoukiNews to win RE4 HD or Code Veronica HD - Details: http://j.mp/qr2LIg #gouki"

Do all 3 = 3 entries.   

Don't forget to say in the comments below which game you want. I'll pick winners on Friday for sure. FYI when you win games from Gouki.com we would really appreciate it if you wrote a review. Also it REALLY helps your chances at winning future games and stuff from Gouki.com. Wink face.  

This is a contest and Gouki.com reserves all rights. Rules & prizes subject to change at anytime. Anybody abusing anything on Gouki.com will be banned immediately. We run a fair and legitimate operation here. Don't be a Jimmy. Thanks for playing.  

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Grimshade Gouki.com Review

By: goukijones Apr 29, 2019 | 1 Comments

What I had the most trouble with was reading the map. I couldn’t make it out of the first zone or past the quest “Stashes of Brann.”

Grimshade is a tactical turn-based game.  During battle the teams are separated by a line down the middle of the battle field.  You have a small grid to move your characters around on.  It’s not free roaming like Final Fantasy Tactics, you can’t walk to the side of an enemy or get behind them.  Some of the characters have moves that get behind the enemies, but every fight takes place with this virtual line in the sand. 

I started the game on the hardest difficulty setting.  The combat early felt more like I was just memorizing the sequence of attacks from the enemy to be ready to counter.  I didn’t mind this and felt the combat getting more challenging with each fight, especially when I started adding more party members.

What I had the most trouble with was reading the map.  I couldn’t make it out of the first zone or past the quest “Stashes of Brann.”  I have played many games in my lifetime and spent two 90 minute sessions running around this map looking for this one missing item. I had collected two of the three items and the map showed me the general area they were located, but not exactly where.  You can walk right into different areas of the map without any indication that it is happening. So I had the idea of just going around the outside and inside walls to search for the missing item.  When I found the second item it was hidden underneath a floor tile.  At this point I knew for sure which area one of the three items came from. The second item in my inventory I did not know what area I had picked it up in so that meant I had to search both areas again.   This is when the back and forth started for like two hours.  I knew it was one of two areas and I felt like I had completely combed both areas and clicked on everything possible.  This is when I began to think that I may have glitched the game. 

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Hold Dat Shit Guano! #disrespectful

By: goukijones Aug 24, 2012 | 2 Comments

GoukiJones is not free. Guano will never give up the controller so easily ever again in his life.

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This is another quest where it's important to watch your back & check your surroundings for another enemies. Especially healers. Kill them healers Jimmy!

You gotta get the adds. The game is teaching you that sneaky Jimmys are appearing out of no where & aiding the boss or whatever you are fighting. You will have tank & heals for support. Pick up those adds Jimmy, support your tank near the end. This is PS3 graphics BTW. 

Thanks for watching. 

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Member Exclusive: Who wants some E3 2011 Swag?

By: goukijones Jun 21, 2011 | 76 Comments

Member Exclusive: We're going to review the recent activity and select 5 Gouki.com members to take their pick from our E3 2011 Swag Bag. Check out all the Badass Niceness. Don't be a Jimmy!

Okay so over the course of the next couple of days we will be announcing the winners. Look at all of this beautiful stuff we got below. Take your pick. 

Mini Golden FightSticks from Mad Catz and if you are first pick on this you get the bonus lanyard as seen in the picture.

Aliens Colonial Marines T-shirt. You had to stand in line to get these. Please Specify L or XL if you choose this swag.

Bethesda Keychain Set. Skyrim, Prey 2 and Rage Keychain.

Bastion Bandana. First pick gets that sweet postcard as a bonus.

Dead Island Mystery Book. We don't know what's inside. 

Gears of War 3 Hot Topic Shirt. As seen on Ice-T during the Microsoft Press Conference. 2XL Only.

Star Wars Postcard set. I found these hidden in a back room at the Los Angeles Convention Center. *Rare

Toy Soldiers T-shirt. Please specify L or XL if you choose this swag.

What's a Lanyard? Take your pick from Nintendo Zelda, WWE '12, Microsoft Magic Marker or something else game. 

World of Tanks Media Kit. Demo, Pen, 2 tanks, and a T-shirt.

Kinect Blue Balls. LOLOLOLOLOL

Deus Ex Human Revolution Sleeves. You know like shirt sleeves. Just the sleeve part.

FnJimmy will show you. He got two. We got 6 more to giveaway.

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