By: goukijones Dec 28, 2010 | 9 Comments
Random sites and even Major Nelson say the pre-order has been announced for Duke Nukem Forver ... Where's the beef?
Duke Nukem release date still not official, demo still unannounced
BatRastered spotted it earlier in the day on some random site. Duke Nukem Forver pre-order has been announced and the release date is February 1st 2011.
That's right, that's what Amazon says. Even though, it's still the fake box art. That pre-order page also says: "Official pricing and release date have not been announced by the publisher. These are estimates only and subject to change."
Choose from an arsenal of hundreds of thousands of weapons, each with their unique manufacturers, specifications and advantages; a revolutionary new content generation system provides for near infinite tools of destruction
Borderlands is built from the ground-up to be an exciting and intuitive co-operative multiplayer experience that rewards you for executing advanced strategies and tactical maneuvers
Earn experience and gain proficiency in a number of specialties as you do battle with enemies
- Get behind the wheel of and engage in intense vehicle-to-vehicle combat, complete with extensive damage modeling and spectacular explosions"
Amazon has also had this pre-order available since September 1, 2010. [Gearbox Software Forums]Read full story...
By: goukijones Jun 12, 2018 | 0 Comments
My firsthand account of the Sony PlayStation Press Conference E3 2018.
Playstation had the strangest press conference this year. The first part was in a tent designed to look like a level from The Last of Us Part II. I’ve been to these press conferences before, and everybody was complaining it was hot in L.A. I would not have tolerated one droplet of drip during any of these shows nowadays. There is no need for separate tents, huge dance numbers, dirt bikes, 100 consoles on stage for no reason. WTF. I strongly believe the people planning out the press conferences don’t actually even play video games. Anyway, The Last of Us Part II looks like it’s going to be as much fun as the first one.
Video Game Company Sucker Punch Productions who previously developed Sly Cooper and the Infamous games, showed off their new game. Samurai Batman!
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By: cinderkin Sep 11, 2012 | 2 Comments
New images of 6 hidden unlockable characters have been found on the disc of Tekken Tag Tournament 2. Whether these are DLC characters or unlocked through the game is unknown at this point. Check out the images.
The new characters that were found are Unknown, Slim Bob, Violet, Dr. B, Miharu, and Sebastion. Check out the images of each below.
If this was Capcom people would be losing their minds right now, but since everything has been free so far with Tekken Tag 2 DLC this shoulld be as well. Check out the source at the bottom for more images. Also be sure to check back tomorrow for our full Review
Tell us what you think in the comments. Don't be a Jimmy!
By: BatRastered Jun 11, 2012 | 1 Comments | Updated: Jun 13, 2012
Goukijones, FnJimmy, and BatRastered played the media only demo of Borderlands 2 at E3 2012 for the first time featuring Axton and Zero as playable characters.
2K had a playable version of Borderlands 2 on the show floor. It was the same demo from PAX East featuring Maya and Salvador (the siren and gunzerker classes) at level 20. The line for this got incredibly long very early in the day. Luckily we had an appointment to play, even better, the invitation-only press demo featured all four characters. For the first time, we were allowed to play as Axton (the commando class) and Zero (the infiltrator class). Additionally, this demo was set five levels higher (at 25, giving us 20 skill points to spend) and in a different area.
Goukijones and I teamed up on one set of screens, where I picked Zero and he picked Axton. Axton's skill is very similar to Roland, the soldier class in the first game, where he can drop a turret on the map that will take care of any nearby enemies. Goukijones leveled it up to include extra guns and the new turret works in 360 degrees unlike the original which only worked in 180. I leveled up Zero's skill to last longer and give bonus critical hit damage. Zero turns invisible, puts out some decoys for the baddies to shoot at and highlights the critical hit areas on enemies you are looking at. This gives you a great chance to do some serious sniper damage or creep up and deliver a killer melee blow. Zero's skill actually reminded me more of the original siren, Lilith's skill in the original Borderlands as it gives you the ability to sneak around unseen to your objective, whereas the new siren, Maya has a straight-up offensive technique with the phaselock.Read full story...
By: goukijones Jan 20, 2011 | 5 Comments
Sometimes I get drunk, play some old ass game and then try to write about it. Spelling might be correct, but grammar and subject matter has no bounds. Read with caution. Today's game - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic
First of all, why is the screen square? And WTF is a black and white button? The initial character set up is streamlined perfectly and is lusting with excellent game design. I named my girl NubnubDaRere, that name sounds just like a Star Wars name, if you say it real fast. Then Combat is introduced right away, I choose melee style and solider class. It is my destiny to become the ultimate Jedi warrior. I WILL become a dual lightsaber master.
I skip through every conversation as fast as I can, consistently being as cruel and evil as possible. I keep my inventory list very tight, I know exactly what I have and what I need. Armor, lightsabers and all of my tech is maxed out constantly. I have the maximum amount of grenades(all types) with me at all times. And you fuckin' better believe my Medpacs are stacked up as well. I'm not talking about the Jimmy ass Medpacs either.
Does anyone know how to fix this square ass screen? The graphics are amazing still to this day. The game looks great and there's tons of detail throughout. The cut-scenes are all rendered in-game. Knights of the Old Republic is an industry changer and became bigger than the name of Star Wars itself. Something that eventually evolved into Mass Effect and hopefully one day The Old Republic MMO. If you have never played KOTOR, then you fucked up big time some where in your life.
Nothing a little determination won't over come. After trying multiple programs and testing out tons of configurations. GoukiJones finally achieved greatness, by killing the skeleton king with an Xbox 360 Controller. Here's how:
Everybody has seen the story about the Xpadder. That Jimmy has posted that same story all over the internet. Well the Xpadder is $10. I'm cheap. Plus I just paid full price for Diablo 3 that has been in development for years and should have come with a simple feature, such as controller support. Never mind all that, Xpadder is $10 and I wasn't having that. I did find a free version of Xpadder, but it wouldn't even install and giving me pc safety warnings. I searched the internets and came across a few different FREE options. Free options are always scary, but I was willing to risk it.Read full story...
By: goukijones Dec 17, 2013 | 0 Comments
It's real because it's REAL! Last week HitBox Buttons wanted to battle the 1 & only FnJimmy in Street Fighter 4 ... Dreams do come true at the Gouki house.
Thanks to everyone that comes over to play on Tuesdays. Thanks to everyone that watches on Gouki.tv. We'll be back in 2014 on January 7th with a NEW For me it was Tuesdays.
Don't be a Jimmy!
for a limited time only
Seeing as how Fable III is coming in a couple of weeks, It seems that people who dosen't already have Fable II can get it for free for their xbox 360.
All you have to do is follow this link:
all you have to do is scroll down on this page, and click "Download to Xbox 360", and the game will be all yours.
Do note, that it might not work for some people.
I myself have never actually tried any of the fables games before, Fable 1 or Fable 2. Seeing this offer made me want to give this game an actual chance to see how it is. Maybe in a week, i'll give a review to describe my thoughts in Fable II.
Here's the source:
I could confirm this. I actually got my hands on Fable II for free myself.
It looks as if it changed from being a full 7 gigs ver. to a 2 gig ver., splitting the game into 5 episodes. you can download the first episode for free, but then if you want to continue, it'll cost you Microsoft points for the other episodes.
With the new xbox.com update, it seems that the free game is no more.
Red Rockets & King Jousts. From Kingtacular to Reign of Terror, it's nothing but pure PWNn from GoukiJones in this clip. Thanks for watching.
This is 1 of my best games of Halo 4, there were a couple of close calls, but I made it out alive. My best advice to stay alive during Team Regicide is to keep your team in between you & the other team.
Create your own story about a Halo 4 clip from your file share. Vote, comment & share. Don't be a Jimmy!
By: goukijones Aug 24, 2010 | 2 Comments
Kmart has the Deal of the week again when you purchase Red Dead Redemption or Mafia II ... there's a catch though.
Deal of the Week
Red Dead Redemption with a $20 coupon at Kmart. Red Dead is going to be the game of the year. Unless you are a Jimmy and would rather play a Ninja Gaiden from 2 years ago.
Mafia II with a $20 coupon at Kmart. While you're picking up Red Dead, might as well get Mafia II too. The next game you buy at Kmart will be like $22 with tax. Stolen! All my receipts from Kmart are less than retail. I have two that are less than $25. I am saving money there.
Want to shop online?
You can save the same amount of money if you shop for games online. Amazon does free shipping which is a bonus, if you don't like to leave the house like me. I'm pwnn all day everyday, I ain't got time to drive a million miles to the store. Amazon also offers release day shipping, which works very well. I have never missed a release day shipping delivery. It's only one dollar more than the regular shipping, usually.
Red Dead Redemption as low as $44.99. Always get free shipping. So for an extra $5 here, you don't have to leave the house. Wink face.
Starcraft II PRICE CUT!! If you want to play this and don't have it yet, you are a Jimmy.Read full story...
here is your your chance to join the fight for the final week of beta
all you have to do is leave a comment on this story and i will chose one person at random.
once the codes are given to me tomorrow i will choose a winner.
so leave a comment and wait for the results dont be a jimmy.
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