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Bulletstorm demo review

By: iorilamia Jan 25, 2011 | 18 Comments

Short but sweet.

The game looks just like the promotional YouTube videos, theirs blood and limbs everywhere! The feel of the game runs smoothly and killshots are...basically everything. Doing random shit and getting points and cool names for it is amusing. I found myself getting "Voodo Doll" majority of the time by randomly using the Leash. The leash is a nobrainer really, you can turn the corner, randomly use it homes to nearest opponent. Its charged versions does a AOE gravity thing and everyone flies up in slomo, good shit. In the end, I thought about the full game. I am a multiplayer oriented person and I accepted the fact of no PVP, the game will be extremely fun co-op but...the skill shots are what intrigues you the most and doing cool shit, it might get annoying playing online and getting kill stolen when your trying to pull off something beastly.Got home, downloaded the demo and played it right away. Honestly, I am impressed. The demo is short and a little bit linear, but its full of fun. It's you  the chick and the cyborg black dude running around killing stuff. There is a good amount of enemies and the NPC on your team don't really seem to kill steal you during the demo, good shit. You run around this weird planet/spacehip and encounter mutant dudes. 5 weapons are available. The Peacemaker Carbine, Flail Gun, Leash, a minigun you can pick up and fling shot. The Carbine works like you thought it would, pretty bread and butter automatic rifle. It (like every other weapon) has a charge version that basically shoots out a beast shot that guarantees a kill on the enemy. The flail gun is a pistol but in its charge version it is like a Flare Gun and the fling shot wraps around enemies, the charge versions has bombs around it that blow them up.

Basicallly I reviewed the demo like this

Grahpics- top fucking notch, the game runs and looks beautifully.

Gameplay-perfect. Controls are easy and mapped well, after you kill like 2 enemies you got it. Npc's were super dumb, but its a demo, they should be. and they can take a hit, if you have bad aim and spam shots at someone, good chance they will get up, and that I really like.

Demo Presentation- Short but really made me want more. You get a good variety of weapons and a real feel of the game as you run around this...weird broken down world/ship?

In the end, I'm gonna end of buying the game, already had it pre-ordered ;D Buy it!

The demo also had some extra goodies. It shows you your friends scores on a leader board and you can also check the whole leader board but, there were some pre-order bonuses also.

After beating the demo it tells you congrats for beating it, and you unlock Boots and Armor and something different about the Leash for when you buy the full game...that's like half of the pre-order deal (especially for us PS3 users T_T). But all in all it was fun as hell, hope you guys play it too and write about what you thought....unless your playing Dead Space 2, have fun ;)

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Bulletstorm fans get a early play on Echo level

By: iorilamia Feb 21, 2011 | 7 Comments

Check out these 2 dudes pwn-raping a level in Echo!

 

A while back Bulletstorm had a competition with prizes to see who got the highest scores in the demo. A long with some prizes the top 2 dudes got to play a Echo level early on. The gameplay shows some beastly stuff we have't seen before, and towards the end of the video they give some insight on how the game feels compared to the demo such as how it is a lot more difficult than the demo. Leave a comment on what you think Jimmy! Bulletstorm releases in stores tomorow Feb 22nd.

Source: http://www.peoplecanfly.com/blog/2011/02/fans-play-bulletstorm/

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The Colorful Language of Bulletstorm

By: iorilamia Feb 26, 2011 | 6 Comments

" Here comes Butterdick Jones and his Heavenly Asshole Machine!"

Bulletstorm, it's a game full of tasteless but extremely funny humor and one- liners. http://www.youtube.com/user/NormalDifficulty loved dialogue so much he created a montage of ridiculous and raunchy sayings in the Campaign. The video doesn't really spoil much and it's not that long either. I laughed my ass off during the single player hearing some of these lines and laughed again watching the video, is it funny to you or just tasteless stupidity? Leave a comment below , jimmy ;)

Source: http://www.facebook.com/Bulletstorm/posts/183567465018306

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Bulletstorm Review

By: iorilamia Mar 4, 2011 | 9 Comments

Alright dick-tits, Bulletstorm review has arrived!

BULLETSTORM! The highly controversial and gimmicky FPS of early 2011. I took my time on the game knowing it would't last me long. Here we go!

STORY ~

You, Grayson Hunt and your screw crash land on a once awesome resort planet. Well things went bad and you are fighting gnarly mutated enemies. The single player is about 8 hours long, like any basic campaign. They did a great job filling the game with cutscenes that highten the action. The action ofcourse is constantly thrown at you. One explosion after the next, followed by more bad guys, explosions, someone getting called a "dick" and ducking under cover while jimmys suround you. The way the story progresses is on point. As you uncover more of what the hell happened to this planet and how to get off of it, you find different types of enemies, all who tie into the story and have their own objectives and different attributes. The AI is relentless, at times they just nonstop spam fire at you, and also are smart about using cover-fire. Your leash, was meant to grade soldiers on their performance. The more creative you get, the more points you can spend on upgrades and new weapons. The game isn't all on foot either,you get your fair share of transportation. As the story progresses, you can sort of see some things coming, but this suprisingly wasn't a bad thing, everything was still fun. What this game did very well was Boss battles, good ole ridiculous huge monster boss battles and mini-bosses. Biggest complaint is that they have tons of mini bosses, but few real bosses.  Without spoiling anything, this game better have a sequal, I was left on the biggest cliffhanger of my life.

GAME MECHANICS  AND CONTROLS~

Bulletstorm is all about creativity. You have ridiculous weapons, a boot that kicks people into slow-mo and a leash that carries many possibilities. At first you may feel a bit pressured to getting points and doing skillshots found in the Database, but after a while it's second nature :) Even when you find yourself out of amo , your boot and leash can solve a few problems. Taking cover in this game is simply crouching, which works fine, but you may find a aprt of your body getting nipped somehow. A big problem in control was jumping and climbing. To do this you press X button when near an object. If you are in the middle of battle or trying to run this doesn't always go so smoothly. Running works well int he game and sliding is perfect for getting the hell out when your close to death. Nukem, that being said, good job.

GRAPHICS AND SOUND ~

Magnificent for both! Bulletstorm brings beautiful lush colors a long with dark and grimmey ones in perfect harmony. In the middle of intense battles sometimes you can't help but to notice your in a beautiful garden with amazing scenary....with limbs hanging on the walls. Bulletstorm may not have as much gritty detail as Killzone 3, but I feel the graphics are much better. The sound in Bulletstorm works well. The sound of gunfire is nice and blood gargling when you throat-shot someone are satisfying. The game ofcourse is constantly filled with mahem, but with all the action going on you can still clearly hear yourself speaking and your crew.

ECHO MODE ~

I don't hate it anymore, I just dislike it. Basically Echo takes tons of the epic levels / battles in Campaign and lets you replay them. It is basically Score-Attack and you get it posted on leaderboards. If you aren't into getting high scores it is a fun game-mode to play when your bored, and just want to blow stuff up. The plus side to it is that it features many maps, and you have to unlock most of them , giving you a slight competitive feeling.

ANARCHY MODE~

This is my favorite part of Bulletstorm. This is up to 4 people co-op play, killing as a team. Each wave has a set amount of points. Your team must kill with skill together and try to maximize your points. Ofcourse as levels progress the enemies get gnarlier, and you get to spend your points on weapons and amo. The stupid part is that they only have THREE levels (6 if you buy the upcoming DLC >_>). But what keeps you playing this mode is the unlocks. You levels up ganing new titles, gun skins, and new skins for all your armor.

Basically Bulletstorm is as follows:

Story- Very likable characters and put together story line. Plenty of action , excitement, ridiculous disalouge and blood.

Game Mechanics and Controls - The boot and leash work well with this FPS. Controls work well, but action buttons for jumping is akward at times.

Graphics and Sound- Awe inspiring. In the misdt of this over the top bloody FPS we have vibrant colors and great lookin levels. Enemies death cries and trash talk are a good touch aswell.

Echo Mode-  Isn't anything new, basically a score-attack for single player missions that can be posted on leaderboards.

Anarchy Mode- Co-op side of the game that places you in decent sized arenas. Leveling up allows you to customize your character ; killing in style. Big letdown with few maps.

In the end, Bulletstorm is simply amazing. This game feels like it has the ridiculous enemies, boss battles and weapons of Serious Sam, with the foul mouth of Duke Nukem but also adding its own flare. That being said it is hard NOT to enjoy the game. Unfortunately it doesn't have much replay value. Story -mode is your basic about 8 hour length and the other game modes really don't last you that long.My final verdict is a little hard to deliver because I enjoyed this game SO MUCH! But as a whole, you might aswell

RENT IT!  You can get all of your Bulletstorm fun out in a week or 2 depending on how much you play, which is sad because they did an amazing job on this game. The game does heavily hint at a sequel, if there is a sequal let's hope they add LOTS more to this beast game.

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Bulletstorm's DLC pack announced and day 1 DLC released

By: iorilamia Feb 22, 2011 | 10 Comments

Bulletstorm doesn't suck so much afterall! DLC announced and it is sounding gooooood.

First off, theirs already day 1 dlc which is called Standard Online Pass for $9.99/800 MSP, it gives you 6 bonus Echo levels (we ended up getting this a long with pre-order bonus ;D )

Screw Echo thats lame, the fun comes this SPRING! With the Gun Sonata pack for the same price. This DLC pack comes with much more though.

THREE new maps for Anarchy multiplayer mode, Sewers of Stygia, Hotel Elysium, and the Villa.

Two new Echo maps, Crash Site and Guns of Stygia (mehhhhh, gonna be a while before I could give a damn about this game-mode)

And two new Leash colors, Flamingo and Pulp. I'm guessing pink and orange? PINK LEASH SOUNDS AWESOME! Maybe they will have a different function aswell. (customizing your characters clothes a long with gun and leash are actually a nice touch in multiplayer)

Once again, this pack will be released this Spring for 800 msp/$9.99 on XBL and PSN.

-On a side note, a site listed a Royal leash will be EA store only and another dlc leash would be called Obsidian, it also lists the bonus leashes we got from playing demo and having day 1 DLC/limited edition, check it out here jimmy's-----http://game.downloadatoz.com/tutorial,9329,leash-colors-of-bulletstorm-guide.html

 

So what do you guys think of the DLC? I think it's worth it if you are into all the game modes...maybe $7.99 would feel a bit more reasonable, but since I strongly dislike Echo ( I might grow to like it) it feels like a $5 DLC for me. Leave your commnets below on what you think, jimmy!

 

Source: http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/115/1151288p1.html and looking at PSN to see Standard Pass.

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Buy a Slurpee, win free shit for Killzone3 and PS Home!

By: iorilamia Feb 19, 2011 | 8 Comments

"Battle Fuel" which is really just Orange soda slushy, is now at 7-11 and has some bonuses...

Slurpee is doing a Killzone3 promotion. The "special" Halghan flavor is Orange...cool. Anyways, theirs 1-5 sizes each worth that many points. (A small is worth 1 point, a promotion cup is worth 5). These cups also have codes that you use on Slurpee.com and get your points towards these cool Killzone 3 related things! check the sources below for more info. I'm actually going to go out and get a slurpee for this "Lock and Load" map pack that will be released later in the month.

Sources : http://blog.us.playstation.com/2011/02/17/killzone-3-battle-fuel-now-available-at-7-eleven-stores-nationwide/#comments

http://www.slurpee.com/Rewards/Default.aspx?sCategory=Promotion1

Heres some of the stuff available-

For 2 points each, ISA and Helgan Uniforms for PS Home

 

LBP2 Mini Pack for 8 points

Slurpee replica within psHome for 2 points

Lock and Load map pack 4 points

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Buy Alice: Madness Returns and receive the original for FREE!

By: iorilamia Apr 20, 2011 | 5 Comments

Not even a Pre-Order deal, this is something you get when purchasing the game!

Alice Madness Returns cover art

Alright guys, Alice: Madness Returns comes out June 14th for PS3 and 360. The awesome part is that when you buy it, you get a free digital download for the original American McGee's Alice for your console! Many people are very interested in this sequel without playing the original. No pre-order deals announced yet, and if so thats just more awesome bonuses. 

Oh, and if you don't want to buy the new Alice, and still want to play the original on platforms? It will be available for $9.99/ 800 MSP!

Exciting news? What do you guys think? Leave a comment and don't be a jimmy.

 

 

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Call of Duty ModernWarfare 3 is real... Teaser Trailer released

By: iorilamia May 13, 2011 | 6 Comments

35 second teaser trailer for your pleasure.

Hey loyal CoD fans. The past week has been filled with rumors of MW3...well the teasiest of teaser trailers was released for it.

Uploaded by http://www.youtube.com/user/CALLOFDUTY

 

Oh so clever, they spelled England...with a 3. Anyways, true this trailer doesn't show much, but the overview of England says a lot. Word on the street is that MW3 is going to be taking a Battlefield 3 approach with MASSIVE maps and tons of destructible cover. With England being an extremely crowded and architecturally intricate place, we should expect something epic. I'm not too big of a CoD fan but the MW's have been extremely fun with friends. Any of you hyped or interested? For the majority of CoD fans, Black Ops was a huge letdown, and many awaited a new MW.  Leave a comment and let us know what you think.

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Cancels, delays & PSN problems due to the disasters in Japan

By: iorilamia Mar 14, 2011 | 13 Comments

As expected, some games will have complications after the Tsunami and Earthquake. - UPDATED-

Most of you may know what happened in Japan, it was truly horrifying and continues to leave many of problems. Ofcourse this leads to news about what happens to some games.

DISASTER REPORT 4 by Irem for the PS3 was cancelled after the events in Japan. The game actually starts with a massive earthquake and you must help people out. Ofcourse this would be a extremely touchy subject to anyone ; too soon. With that being said, the company simply cancelled the game without reason and apologized to fans awaiting.

 

MOTORSTORM 3 Japan release has gone from the 17nth of this month to TBA. "Various Circumstances" are the reason of delay. But ontop of that, Sony's repair and information center has been halted because some services work from Miyagi Prefecture which was damaged in the Earthquake. PSN will still work, but minor issues may occur like content updates not showing or problems connecting.

FINAL FANTASY XI AND XIV are unavailable this week. Square Enix shut the services down to reduce power consumption due to many energy shortages. Because of the stop, April service for final Fantasy XI will be FREE. After the first week of suspension, more info will be posted on whether they will continue having it offline or not for XXXXX ammount of time.

METAL GEAR SOLID ONLINE is also being suspended, by Konami. This is another attempt to cut back on power. The restart date is still not known for the servers.

YAKUZA 4 was supposed to be released March 17. Sega announced that it is now TBA for " various reasons"

Many wishes to Japan on getting back on their feet, it's going to take a lot, but it will happen :) Leave your comments and thoughts below.

 SOURCE: http://www.andriasang.com/e/

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Captain America's MVC3 Infinite may be the easiest you've seen

By: iorilamia Mar 14, 2011 | 10 Comments

I don't even know why I'm still posting these. Here's another video is Desk showing off something ridiculous. But I think it's worth watching because of Cap's reputation of being a " bad character"

Many people don't play Captain America. He has good strength and techniques but he just doesn't seem to cut it out for most. Behold one of the easiest infinites you will ever see. It is basically sweep into shield slash spam. Can be comboed into super or snapback easily. Requires no meter, assist or xfactor. So far it works on 35/16 of the roster and on some characters you may need to throw in a jumping SS to continue the combo. Enjoy and leave a comment below ;)

Uploaded by http://www.youtube.com/user/biffotasty

 

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Catherine "Love is Over" Edition and Pre-Order deals anounced

By: iorilamia May 2, 2011 | 7 Comments

Pizza boxes and pillow cases, oh my...

Just got an email from Atlus with awesome news for upcoming game Catherine. For $79.99 you get the "Love is Over" Delux Edition. This includes a Men's Large shirt that Catherine wears with empty hearts, the large mens boxers wth hearts that Vincent wears in the dream world,  a sexy Catherine pillow case and a....pizza box :p 

The pre-order deal gets you a artbook and CD.

Catherine comes out 2 months from now. What do you guys think of these bonuses? Considering the fact that games are over $60 now a days(and if you pre-order), you would be getting a artbook, baller-ass music, and some clothes/pizza box for $15-20. But no matter how I try to justify it, $80 is $80 >_>. In less than a month might be seeing a post by goukijones with amazon deals, with Love is Over Delux Edition for $49.99 indecision The shirt is awesome, but not enough. I'm mostly likely going with the standard pre-order.

Leave a comment below and don't be a jimmy.

source: http://catherinethegame.com/purchase.html

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Catherine to be voiced by Laura Bailey

By: iorilamia Mar 11, 2011 | 6 Comments

See who Catherine will be voiced by in the US version.

Source : http://www.destructoid.com/catherine-with-a-c-to-be-voiced-by-laura-bailey-196134.phtml

Catherine, the blonde slutty one that fucks Vincent's life has a confirmed voice actress! Laura Bailey, who you might remember as Serah from FF13 , Keiko from YuYu Hakusho,  Lust from FullMetalAlchemist or my favorite, Schrödinger from Hellsing Ultimate. A long with many of others animes and films she has been in, comes a great voice. She fits Catherine, she can do the cute/skank voice pretty well.

In Japan voice acting is top notch and a lot of games that come over here get some half-assed actors for English version. As long as we keep getting good news on who is voicing who I am relieved. But even better yet, I'd love the option to play the game in original version with English subtittles. What do you guys think of Bailey? Have a better actress in mind? Don't be a jimmy and leave your comments below.

 

Heres a short clip of what she could do, uploaded by http://www.youtube.com/user/konsolekingz

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