The new Madden NFL 11 commercials can't be showing kids the proper way to care and love animals.
No no no it's not real animal abuse. I'm sure PETA was there during all of the filming. They are funny and full of ingenuity . There perfect lessons children should learn to decieve their parents in order to fulfill their video games habit. I remember when I was a kid, doing anything and everything I could, so I could have as much time as I wanted to test those new Game Genie codes I just got. However I do not endorse tying the dog to the treadmill while the dad stands there encouraging it. lol.
This next commercial reminded me of my childhood. Minus the torturing of animals. Good job mom, for doing such a kick ass job of supervising your kids arts and crafts session.
Just to be fair this next commercial mixes in some child neglect.
This is a sarcastic article. I really think it's just good marketing and I wanted to share these videos with Gouki.com.
What do you think of these ads?
What are some of your favorite video games commercials?
Games, games, games and then some! But where are the number sales...
What better way to start off the year than to go broke right?
Within the first Quarter of this year, 2010 will be a year to rival the insane '07. With games already out, like Mass Effect 2, DarkSiders, and Bayonetta already out and making a splash, this Q1, first quarter, will be one to talk about.Read full story...
From about 30 rows back, get a view of "Mexico" qualifying for Top 8 in Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3.
Shout out to Mexico for bringing top tier shit to the U.S. this weekend.
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what you need to know to pwn.
Have you been getting railed? Have you wondered what the fuck is going on? Have you thought about selling your soul to Satan for a kill streak? Well then I'll give you nubs a helping hand. I been pwning the west like I was getting paid, and I got the tips to make you better than average.
First up, radar. This is a super secret trick that gives you the crazy big leg up. I'm sure your aware of the fact that if you run around you are visible on the radar, also if your unloading some bullets on a fool, but did you know you can zoom out on the radar? Hit down on the D-Pad Jimmy and have a good view on what the fuck is going down. Half the battle is knowing where the Jimmys are so you can give them the bullet to the teeth they so very need.
Next up weapons. Shitty six shooting revolver vs fast a fook hand gun, who do you think is going to win? Grab the good shit and watch the noobs fail and cry like little bitches. Defiantly the most important thing to master is the dead eye. Two things you need to know first. GRAB THE GREEN BOXES. That is the dead eye boxes and you will rape with what ever shit gun you have with it. Now the more important part of it is actually knowing how to use it. When aiming click the right thumb stick and paint those suckaz with about 4 "X's". That should be enough to to kill the noob with what ever gun you're rocking. The only other thing you need to know is don't be a Jimmy like BatRastered and refuse to play the gang matches. Peace out!
It's pretty hard to create some awe inspiring Create a Wrestler in Smackdown vs Raw 2011. Unless your FnJimmy! Anyway Jim784m has created some amazing Street Fighter CAWs in SvR 2011. Check em out!
I've added a few of my favorites here. Click the link at the bottom to see more.
I think these are pretty awesome. Which ones are your favorite? Tell us what you think in the comments. Don't be a Jimmy!
Missed the show? Come and check these pictures from the show!
What do you Jimmies think? Do you think this game looks great? Do you think the Kinect feature will make or break the game? Share this with your friends!
The Demo came out on PSN yesterday, so I had to try it.
The trailer was posted by iorilamia here
And now that the demo is up I was ready to try it out. Square Enix had my attention, now I decide if they get my money.
You have 4 characters to choose from, Seyfert, Hitori, Tolby, and Ourion. How far you get depends on how you play, make it to the boss and the game feels way different.
On my own I tried each character, but when you team up the game gets better. Had this been at the arcades when I was growing up I would have played the shit out of it. Right now you can get the full game on PSN for 14.99, Xbox 360 users will have to wait. As you play your character levels up and eventually gets some new skills. And with four different characters to choose from chances are you'll play it through a few times.
Seyfert has a projectile you can use.
Hitori is slower but has an attack that damages all on screen enemies.
Tolby might have been the fastest, and has a special that freeze all enemies on screen.
Ourion was the slowest, had the most physical attack strenght, but I didn't get a special attack.
With a free demo I'ld suggest you play it before you buy it, but if my son likes it I'll be getting the full version soon. But if you like the old school side scrollers I think you'll enjot this a lot. Paying $15 for it if you have some extra cash is woth it to me, you get 12 Levels with a few stages to each. So overall I say buy it.
A couple more videos of Phoenix and Haggar have been uploaded. With Marvel vs Capcom 3 right around the corner, what are you waiting for? Check them out!
The Phoenix is looking more and more like a keep away character. Capcom characters for me will be mostly in Japanese. Haggar sounds ridiculous. He should be more manly. It's Mike FN Haggar.
Tell us what you think in the comments. Thanks for reading. Don't be a Jimmy!
Suck it Wolverine! Deadpool is getting his own action game from Activision and High Moon Studios.
High Moon studios are the same Jimmies who brought you the Transformers: War For Cybertron, Dark of the Moon and Fall of Cybertron games. Deadpool is a likely 2013 title.
EuroGamer.com was nice enough to make a basic video tutorial explaining some things to those new to the Marvel vs Capcom franchise. They also cover the new Light, Medium, and Hard button configuration. Check it out!
Did this tutorial help you understand Marvel vs Capcom 3 a little more? Are you ready to brawl with the best when this baby launches Feb 15th? Tell us in the comments. Don't be a Jimmy!
Source: EuroGamer Youtube Channel
Went to play some Modnation Racers today and had to install 3 updates to the game plus a system update. Here's what to do while you wait for your PS3
1. Write a story on Gouki.com
Yeah, I wrote this while I was waiting... For real.
2. Play a few races of Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit on your XBOX 360.
I also squeezed three of these in.
3. Take a shit.
Had a burrito for dinner. It had to come out.
4. Read your email.
I only had 3 new ones
Uhhhh.... Didn't do this, but I could have.
6. Tweet a screenshot of your update screen.
Bonus items: I did these after writing this story.
7. Walk to the mailbox.
8. Update my story.
9. Left a comment.
By: Arthvader Dec 6, 2012 | 1 Comments
I'm back with more matches for you viewers to see. Today's more of a variety pick of characters.
Welcome again to another installment of Arthvader Fights. Here, you will see some of my more recent ranked matches that i have participated in. Instead of just sticking to one character today, I've decided to spice things up and had matches with a variety of characters I've been using fairly recently. I do hope you enjoy watching these matches as much as I had in fighting in them.
These Matches were fought on and uploaded on 12-6-2012:Read full story...
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