Street Fighter 2 meets Twitter.
This is pretty bad ass. Tweet Fighter 2 is basically Twitter with an pair of fists. For the first time ever, Twitting actually makes sense. No longer will you have Tweet something for nothing, you type in a keyword, your opponent gets a clenched fist to the FACE! The controls are a bit confusing at first, but typing in the right keywords nets you damage on your opponent. And while I personally prefer the real thing, this game is somewhat interesting when you see it on your screen. The competitive edge one has when playing a Street Fighter game surfaces as you scramble to figure out the keywords. As you begin, you enter your own made up twitter name and enter the other one as well. The fight then begins and the timer begins to clock down. Depending on the keyword you enter, determines the damage of the keyword. I think of this of more a mini game than anything else but nevertheless I think it's a fun way to turn your tweets into something productive for whoopin on your opponents rather than to just waste space on Twitter xD The game itself could probably be transfered to facebook and then we'd have something probably better suited for us. Either way I find this program to mildly entertaining x) Give it a try and then see if we can match up!!
By: goukijones Jun 30, 2013 | 1 Comments
GoukiJones & FnJimmy talk about Final Fantasy XIV & other Square Enix games at E3 2013.
Murdered Soul Suspect was 1 of the worst demos I saw. Besides that Wolfenstein shit. Another freezing dark room packed full of Jimmys. I was literally holding myself up from falling over. Because of what happened during this demo I have made a new rule to sit/stand near the door of game I don't know anything about. I so wanted out of that room.
"Excuse me, pause for a second." Then I get up & stumble out over 20 nuabs sitting on the floor. Dear god never again!
I'm super hype for the Final Fantasy XIV. I've been playing in the beta the last 2 weeks & have already logged well over 40+ hours. They did a really good job on COMPLETELY REMAKING THE ENTIRE GAME. Again I digress, BatRastered had the best take.
"Isn't it just XI HD?" Yep.
Thief. Thief looked so bad during the press conference or where ever I saw that game play demo. Maybe the Keighly. The characters just running up to you to get smacked & the terrible, horrible animation. 2004 type shit. Pass.
I played the FFX remake for like 15 minutes. All I watched were cut scenes with 0 skipping abilities. Fuck that.
Then there was something called Final Fantasy XIII-2 X3 4 Jimmys Lighting Returns. Ridiculous! Why can't Square let go of that horrible game?!
I am hype for that Final Fantasy XV tho. Even tho none of it is quite real just yet.
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" Here comes Butterdick Jones and his Heavenly Asshole Machine!"
Bulletstorm, it's a game full of tasteless but extremely funny humor and one- liners. http://www.youtube.com/user/NormalDifficulty loved dialogue so much he created a montage of ridiculous and raunchy sayings in the Campaign. The video doesn't really spoil much and it's not that long either. I laughed my ass off during the single player hearing some of these lines and laughed again watching the video, is it funny to you or just tasteless stupidity? Leave a comment below , jimmy ;)
By: goukijones Nov 9, 2014 | 0 Comments
In Theaters November 21.
A few weeks back I got an email asking if I wanted to check out Micahel Ironside's new movie, Extraterrestrial. The email emphasized he was from the Splinter Cell series. So I guess that's how I got on this mailing list. Super weird right? So I replied to the email ... I'll check it out!
It's one of those movies about some kids that go up to the woods for the weekend to drink, smoke, & have sex. Then something is going to come out of the darkness & kill them all off. From the title of this movie, did you guess it was ALIENS? No, not James Cameron style, nothing that original here. Just your classic freaky grey tall strong self healing alien with big black eyes.
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By: goukijones Aug 21, 2013 | 3 Comments
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Here's a look at how my systems are holding up running Final Fantasy X|V & streaming with settings maxed out. Check out my results in the 2 live videos I made plus a bonus look at BatRastered's score.
When I first started to download the benchmark yesterday, it told me it would take 3 days at 1 point. This game is going to get railed on day 1. I recently purchased a brand new laptop, hoping I’d be able to stream the Final Fantasy from different locations. As long as the internet was ample. Well I tried it from home today, where the internet is ample. Here are the results from the laptop. This clip is from the Twitch stream.
Now for the desktop streaming the Fantasy.
Special bonus, here’s what it looked like on BatRastered’s stream.
I’m disappointed with the laptop’s performance, but I’ll mess with the settings & see how it goes. If I can’t get it to my satisfaction, I may just send this Jimmy back. Too expensive for it to NOT do what I want.
*Update we have improved the performance on the Laptop, but running Xsplit at the same time maxes out the CPU.
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By: goukijones Jan 15, 2011 | 5 Comments
Cliffy B just couldn't resist putting his face in one of those cool Bulletstorm videos. Demo date confirmed through Twitter. And finally the word on multiplayer and it's not what you would expect.
Bulletstorm demo date confirmed via @danacowley on twitter yesterday. January 25, 2011. We're gonna get the Echoes mode which is, campaign levels that you play solo and compete for high scores against your friends. I'm a little disappointed if I won't be able to experience some of the co-op. Either way though, I will be playing the demo and playing the shit out of it hopefully. Bulletstorm looks like a TON of fun.
In a new Bulletstorm video posted, not included in the Bulletstorm preview I just wrote two days ago.
Bulletstorm Weapons and Anarchy mode - Cliffy B jumps in to take up Tanya Jessen screen time. Sad face. So Cliffy B is all up this video talking about the weapons. I'm exciting about the weapons. I'd be more excited if Tanya Jessen was telling me about them more. Remember that feeling you got throwing the Perfect Dark suitcase gun up against the wall as a turret? Bulletstorm has me interesting in seeing what I can do with their weapons. They all have some very cool concepts and secondary functionalities. The main premise of the game is to just fuck up as much shit as possible at a time and see who can score the most points.
So now we know, there is nothing traditional about the Bulletstorm multiplayer. There's PvP, but it's only for points. I don't think you will even be playing at the same time. Something similar to racing against your friends times on NFSHP. This is great, for that you can compete with your friends and you don't have to be online at the same time. I just don't think it will have much replay value. The hardcore Gears Jimmys are gonna be screaming that there isn't traditional multiplayer, but that is just not the style of Bulletstorm. Wait for Gears of War 3 ya Jimmy.
And finally I leave you with yet another video about Bulletstorm. Epic has been blowing it out with the promotions and they are all great. Make sure you check out and subscribe to the Epic Games YouTube Channel.
By: iorilamia May 26, 2011 | 10 Comments
New Combat trailer shows off striking visuals. Also some creepy screenshots released.
Alice: Madness returns doesn't have many videos and the previews are pretty lame. This new Combat Trailer looks amaaaaaaazing. Crazy effects are one thing, but the gameplay looks so linear and simple. Hopefully we can see something more in-depth. Enjoy~
From Official EA YouTube Channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/eavision
And here are some newly released screenshots with Hysteria Mode (also shown in the video above). When she is near death, she goes into a super-human mode for a bit.
What did you think of those? Alice is around the corner coming out June 14th. Most of us aren't going to buy it it does seem like a interesting rent. share your thoughts on this upcoming game.
If you've got the Limited Edition, you'll be getting this when it comes in December. Otherwise you'll have to pay.
Description from the official youtube video:
This December, go back to the four most loved maps from Battlefield 2, boldly reimagined with enhanced destruction in the Frostbite 2 engine. In this trailer, witness the very first ingame shots from Strike at Karkand, Sharqi Peninsula, Gulf of Oman, and Wake Island, from the upcoming expansion pack Battlefield 3: Back to Karkand. This expansion pack also features new weapons, vehicles, persistence, and the return of the classic Conquest Assault. Battlefield 3: Back to Karkand is out December 2011 at no extra charge with your pre-order, or available the same date at $14.99/1200 Microsoft Points.
The final installment of Portal 2 videos before the launch. Check out the boots.
Over the last few weeks, we've gotten quite a few enticing reasons to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: from the planks of tomorrow, to test-optimized bots, to the last word in pre-emptive defense, the Home Safety Turret. Today marks Aperture's fourth and final Investment Opportunity video, and if it doesn't get you reaching for your special investment wallet, you wouldn't know a can't-miss opportunity if it was staring you in the face, yelling at you about boots.
Portal 2 releases next week. Do you have your pre-order ready?
The lowest prices on video games and accessories any hardcore gamer may want or need this holiday season. Game suggestions, the coolest collector editions, inexpensive accessories and pre-order gift ideas. Save money on video games this holiday season.
2010 Hardcore Gamer Holiday buyer's guide
I am a hardcore gamer. So I have put together a list of things that I would gladly accept or give away as a holiday gifts. Starting with some of my favorite games from this year. Also some games I haven't played, but my friends can't seem to stop talking about. You're going to find some of the best gift ideas below for somebody you know is a serious gamer. Just do a little research first and make sure they haven't played the games already.
Every gamer needs accessories, I could probably use a new controller. Mine makes funny noises in two different places. My wireless headsets are losing their charge times because I use them so much. If you don't have HDMI cables I got you covered. Also if you have a PS3, you know the controller charge cable is real short and you can get a universal USB extension cable that will work with your PS3 and Xbox 360. Perfect for keyboard extensions and stuuuuuf.
For the serious gamer that wanted the collector's edition, but didn't get it, I have a few suggestions there as well. You can always sell or trade-in that extra copy of the game. I just want the DLC, statues, booklets, soundtracks and goodies found in some collector's edition.
It's time to save money this holiday season and I hope my guide below saves you some money and time. Most of the options come with free shipping and that's great for the holidays, just make sure you don't wait until the last minute to order online. If there's something you think I missed or just want to make a suggestion, please leave a comment below. Thank you for reading. Now go start saving money!Read full story...
Brink will arrive in North America May 17, Hunted arrives June 1
Bethesda announced their full 2011 lineup today. Many dates were already known (like 11/11/11 for the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim), but we finally got a more specific date for brink. Mark your calendars for the 17th of May, Jimmy!Read full story...
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