The World of Borecraft

Tagged: Blur Splinter-Cell World-of-Warcraft

Hey Gouki.com fam, what's going on? I've missed you guys. I went to Atlanta and did a few shows.  Then the week after that I took my kids to the state fare and enjoyed free entrance for the kids and even discount tickets for me and the wife. Then went in and spent like $300 bucks on, well basically on crap. Pure crap.

Well let me explain why I'm calling World of Warcraft a bore. I felt that I couldn't talk about something unless I tried it out for myself. So on the advice of a close friend IGuapo, I got the 10 day trial and got started in a world of 11 million dorks and adventures. After carefully giving life to an Org or Ork what ever the hell that things name is,  named him "iamwetoddit" and got started off on a quest to kill some pigs.  About half way through I realized that I would rather teabag a piranna tank. All your doing is running and running and running. If there's 11 million people running around in this World of Dorkcraft the only thing that gives me peace of mind is that there safe at home and not getting beat up in a ally somewhere by a level 11 thug, The only muscles these guys must have are all focused on the 3 fingers on their left hands and the pointer finger on the right. 

If you really want to have some fun, check out Blur. This game is like Mario Cart for adults.  I'm having so much fun with this demo. It's a kick ass multiplayer game that I can't wait to pick up. Might even bring some of my used games to Gamestop so they could knock a cool $3.42 off my bill. GOD I HATE THAT PLACE.

So to cut it short. Turn on your XBox and download Blur, and if your more into the World of Warcraft just grab your balls and put them in the nearest door jam and smash them.  YOU SHOULD NOT PROCREATE....

Cuidate mi Jente.... 

Comments

yup sums it up, really all you do is spend about 2 months playing to get ur dude to lvl 80 then u spend another month or so getting gear then u realize that u just wasted 3 to 4 months and 60 bucks faggin out in the worst way. face palm.

Apr 9, 2010 by de bad shot

I spent about six months playing World of Warcraft (*cough*privateserver*cough*), and I suppose it was kind of fun at first. And then I realized that my only motivation to keep leveling up was to keep leveling up; that was it. World of Warcraft turns you into a slave of numbers: level, DPS, whatever other crap you try to improve. But the game offers no real payout other than the prospect of being able to gain ANOTHER LEVEL. And once you hit level 80, and you're satisfied, you just start another character and do it all over again. Again Cataclysm comes out, that is; then you go back, grab all of your old characters, and reach the next level cap.

Apr 9, 2010 by jalexbrown

Word... Blur is awesome. It's a damn shame Nintendo can't get the online right for Mario Kart and someone else had to do it first.

Apr 9, 2010 by BatRastered

This is exactly how I felt about the Final Fantasy online. 3 days later and wild rabbits were still fucking me up. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Apr 16, 2010 by choke

Agreed.

Oct 19, 2010 by pwny

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