Alice in Wonderland preview

Tagged: Alice-in-Wonderland preview Tim-Burton

I'm not going to give you the same old preview that everyone else is doing. You know the story of Alice and if you don't you'll get it the second time. I recommend shrooms the first time, then go see it straight. It'll be like watching two movies.

Anyway, the person I want to spotlight in the movie is Matt Lucas (Tweedledee/Tweedledum), this guy 's got guts. Think about it, he is putting himself in Tim Burtons circus of freaks like Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and that little indian guy that played a Oompa Loompa (you think he pulls hoes). He will never live this down, like the girl that did the herpes commercials. Well I don't think he'll have the same problems. I can see a girl calling a friend and bragging that she just banged Tweedledum but I don't think that people are going to rush to the phone and say "hey dude, I just banged the chick from the herpes commercial" at least not with the same excitement in their voice.

So if you ever see Matt Lucas pat him on the back and say "hey at least your not the herpes chick"(that would be funny if people actually started doing that, the guy would flip). In fact if you ever see a friend having a bad time tell him/her the same thing and it will cheer him/her up. Well, if they don't have herpes, then you might get a different response.

Oh and there's a game based on the movie for the Wii ... creepy.

Comments

WTF?

Mar 4, 2010 by BatRastered

sooooooooo. did you like the movie?....lol

Mar 4, 2010 by rocstar

Eat some shrooms and then go see the movie. Then immediately come home and play that game!

Mar 5, 2010 by goukijones

Is this like Avatar where it's made for 3-D?

Mar 5, 2010 by Crimson Relic

I would rather watch the herpes commercial than this movie. And I'd rather watch this movie than play that wii game.

Mar 5, 2010 by BatRastered

herpes mean STD?

Mar 5, 2010 by prettymiwa

I never liked Tim Burten....I like Johnny Dep ...I did not see the movie but I feel it is beneath Mr Dep's talent....and his hottness as a man to do such a stupid movie....

Mar 24, 2010 by jenaschmidt

LOL.

Oct 15, 2010 by pwny

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