"Super Smash brothers is not a wrestling game.....you cannot change direction in mid-air"
Recently stumbled across the thousands of videos navgtr has uploaded on youtube. Alot of these consist of reviews back in early 90's by Adam "EHHG UGH ITS THE RAGING DEMON" Sessler. These reviews are so horrible its hilarious, heres some i picked out, including a link to the youtube channel and a link to the websites archives(in alphabetical order)
http://www.youtube.com/user/navgtr (youtube with troll-shit and reviews)
http://www.navgtr.org/id63.html (library with complete history of reviews)