By: goukijones Nov 9, 2014 | 0 Comments
In Theaters November 21.
A few weeks back I got an email asking if I wanted to check out Micahel Ironside's new movie, Extraterrestrial. The email emphasized he was from the Splinter Cell series. So I guess that's how I got on this mailing list. Super weird right? So I replied to the email ... I'll check it out!
It's one of those movies about some kids that go up to the woods for the weekend to drink, smoke, & have sex. Then something is going to come out of the darkness & kill them all off. From the title of this movie, did you guess it was ALIENS? No, not James Cameron style, nothing that original here. Just your classic freaky grey tall strong self healing alien with big black eyes.
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World of Warcraft, it's the closest you can come to watching paint dry.
Hey Gouki.com fam, what's going on? I've missed you guys. I went to Atlanta and did a few shows. Then the week after that I took my kids to the state fare and enjoyed free entrance for the kids and even discount tickets for me and the wife. Then went in and spent like $300 bucks on, well basically on crap. Pure crap.
Well let me explain why I'm calling World of Warcraft a bore. I felt that I couldn't talk about something unless I tried it out for myself. So on the advice of a close friend IGuapo, I got the 10 day trial and got started in a world of 11 million dorks and adventures. After carefully giving life to an Org or Ork what ever the hell that things name is, named him "iamwetoddit" and got started off on a quest to kill some pigs. About half way through I realized that I would rather teabag a piranna tank. All your doing is running and running and running. If there's 11 million people running around in this World of Dorkcraft the only thing that gives me peace of mind is that there safe at home and not getting beat up in a ally somewhere by a level 11 thug, The only muscles these guys must have are all focused on the 3 fingers on their left hands and the pointer finger on the right.
If you really want to have some fun, check out Blur. This game is like Mario Cart for adults. I'm having so much fun with this demo. It's a kick ass multiplayer game that I can't wait to pick up. Might even bring some of my used games to Gamestop so they could knock a cool $3.42 off my bill. GOD I HATE THAT PLACE.
So to cut it short. Turn on your XBox and download Blur, and if your more into the World of Warcraft just grab your balls and put them in the nearest door jam and smash them. YOU SHOULD NOT PROCREATE....
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