Community Sega Brings Games to Toilets with the Toylet

By ThaBrad — January 10, 2011
Tags: japan japanese news sega

Sega has introduced gaming to the bathroom with urine controlled video game

I guess this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Flushing your life away playing video games." Sega has introduced a game that is played by how hard or how much you piss.

These video games have been released in Tokyo and place an led screen above the urinal. You are able to put a flash drive in the bottom of these that will keep your stats. The 4 mini games that are offered are below:

Manneken Pis - this calculates exactly how much a player peed.
Graffiti Eraser - players try to blast graffiti off of a wall
The North Wind and Her - So the harder you piss, the more the wind blows to lift up her skirt.
Milk From Nose - Players go against the previous urinal user to see who has the strongest flow. The players squirt milk from their noses to push the previous user out of the ring.

I'm not going to lie, this would be a lot more fun than just the usual piss. I hope these make it to the U.S. Sega stands to make a pretty good bit of money from ads on these things if they become popular and every wal-mart in America has one.

Comments

Number 3 every time. If I'm fast and hard enough, I can do two things at once now. Piss and then jerk it. Flash drive. lolz. I love the JP's.

Jan 10, 2011 by goukijones

Haha yeah! After I wrote the story, it was kind of plain. Adding the pictures made this story a whole lot better.

Jan 10, 2011 by ThaBrad

Fucking STATS! Top of the pisswall bitches!

Jan 10, 2011 by BatRastered

These would fit arcades and movie theaters.

Jan 10, 2011 by shenwoopunch

Modder alert - Estrada seen leaving rest room with super soaker 5000

Jan 10, 2011 by ThaBrad

Top of the pisswall is great.

Also reports from Japan: Men damaging their urine stream pressure, trying to blow up that skirt.

Jan 10, 2011 by goukijones

That's ridiculous. Actually kind of hope it makes it to america though.

Jan 10, 2011 by grey walrus

I saw this before and I still can't believe my eyes.

Jan 10, 2011 by ariscool24

OOOH DUDE, i remember the video for those games, so ridiculous, heres a youtube preview.

http://www.youtube.com/

Jan 10, 2011 by iorilamia

oh man how unsanitary would never work in america

Jan 10, 2011 by sheepsmuggler

In the US, the screen would be smashed or stolen....

Jan 10, 2011 by shenwoopunch

Um, easily the most exciting video game news to come out in the last several years. Big deal I know considering that the previous top exciting story probably just revolved around a map disc or the fact that you can now watch the Lifetime Channel from your Nintendo Wii Fit stand.

Jan 11, 2011 by choke

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