By: goukijones Jun 30, 2013 | 1 Comments
GoukiJones & FnJimmy talk about Final Fantasy XIV & other Square Enix games at E3 2013.
Murdered Soul Suspect was 1 of the worst demos I saw. Besides that Wolfenstein shit. Another freezing dark room packed full of Jimmys. I was literally holding myself up from falling over. Because of what happened during this demo I have made a new rule to sit/stand near the door of game I don't know anything about. I so wanted out of that room.
"Excuse me, pause for a second." Then I get up & stumble out over 20 nuabs sitting on the floor. Dear god never again!
I'm super hype for the Final Fantasy XIV. I've been playing in the beta the last 2 weeks & have already logged well over 40+ hours. They did a really good job on COMPLETELY REMAKING THE ENTIRE GAME. Again I digress, BatRastered had the best take.
"Isn't it just XI HD?" Yep.
Thief. Thief looked so bad during the press conference or where ever I saw that game play demo. Maybe the Keighly. The characters just running up to you to get smacked & the terrible, horrible animation. 2004 type shit. Pass.
I played the FFX remake for like 15 minutes. All I watched were cut scenes with 0 skipping abilities. Fuck that.
Then there was something called Final Fantasy XIII-2 X3 4 Jimmys Lighting Returns. Ridiculous! Why can't Square let go of that horrible game?!
I am hype for that Final Fantasy XV tho. Even tho none of it is quite real just yet.
Thanks for watching & reading.
By: goukijones Oct 28, 2013 | 0 Comments
How do you make money gathering? Here's a few tips on leveling optimally & making dat GIL at the same time.
Leves are a great way to gain some good XP on your way to your next level, but what if you're out of leves or you just want to save them for crafting? Get your daily Grand Company gathering missions done. Only turn in HQ items for a maximum bonus. How to make GIL with this method. Gather an extra group of 10 or 20 HQ items. Put them on the MB (in groups of 10 only) to sell it to the lazy gatherers that just want to turn it in real quick.
Take left over NQ items & put them on the MB for as cheap as possible. Most items sell back to vendors for only 1 GIL, so anything more than a GIL is worth it. Just get rid of that inventory. I for 1, don't have any room to hang on to NQ nubfarm items.
Final tip here is to always check the board to see what is selling high that day you plan to level. Check what area you're going to & what items are available. Make sure you get 99 of those during your gathering. With decent gear you should pull 30-40 HQ items you can sell too. Deals Jimmy!
Bottom line here, always check your Grand Company daily quests. Know what items are peaking on the Market Board & grab some of those. It's okay to get back a few levels too because you can get extra HQs & extra HQs mean extra GIL!
Don't be a Jimmy! Thanks for watching/reading.
So You Thing You Can Gather airs every Thursday on Gouki.tv. You can find me on Malboro rolling with [FC] TAW.
By: goukijones Jul 19, 2010 | 4 Comments
XBOX Live Summer of Arcade II, Rockbottom Micrsoft points sale, Exclusive Halo Reach and Final Fantasy XIV DLC and EBGames and Gamestop have the deal of the week?
Deals of the WEEK!
EBgames and Gamestop super deals and free shipping.
Huge sale happening @ GameFly right now. Click here.Read full story...
By: BatRastered Mar 14, 2014 | 0 Comments
A three minute look at the new patch for FFXIV coming March 27.
I can't wait to see what level of weapons and gear we'll be getting in this patch.
From the NYCC Square Enix gives us our first look at the PVP for Final Fantasy XIV. Check out the trailer.
I don't know what is up with the level 45 gear. I also don't really know how this is going to work. Don't get me wrong, I'm excited, but is it just going to be who has the best gear grinded out? Or is it going to be kill the tank as fast as you can? I don't know. I'll be checking it out the day it's released on Gouki.tv. Don't miss it!
By: goukijones Aug 24, 2010 | 2 Comments
Kmart has the Deal of the week again when you purchase Red Dead Redemption or Mafia II ... there's a catch though.
Deal of the Week
Red Dead Redemption with a $20 coupon at Kmart. Red Dead is going to be the game of the year. Unless you are a Jimmy and would rather play a Ninja Gaiden from 2 years ago.
Mafia II with a $20 coupon at Kmart. While you're picking up Red Dead, might as well get Mafia II too. The next game you buy at Kmart will be like $22 with tax. Stolen! All my receipts from Kmart are less than retail. I have two that are less than $25. I am saving money there.
Want to shop online?
You can save the same amount of money if you shop for games online. Amazon does free shipping which is a bonus, if you don't like to leave the house like me. I'm pwnn all day everyday, I ain't got time to drive a million miles to the store. Amazon also offers release day shipping, which works very well. I have never missed a release day shipping delivery. It's only one dollar more than the regular shipping, usually.
Red Dead Redemption as low as $44.99. Always get free shipping. So for an extra $5 here, you don't have to leave the house. Wink face.
Starcraft II PRICE CUT!! If you want to play this and don't have it yet, you are a Jimmy.Read full story...
I ran this dungeon a couple of times in the Duty Finder. Both times we timed out. I was not thrilled that the WHM could not stay up during the final boss when the final boss was facing me the entire time. So I begged my FC for help ... here's the clip.
Special thanks to Cazidy Jones & Navani Kholin from my FC TAW for rolling with me thru another dungeon. They also helped me get thru the Sunken Temple. Random Jimmys couldn't even get past the first boss in that dungeon. Jimmy don't like that.
The Stone Vigil is fairly simple. The boss fights are pretty mindless. Especially if you get 3-4 shots at them you should know what you are dong. Pulling the right mobs, sleeping them right mobs & attacking the same thing as the tank really helps your speed. Stay out of the doorways where the dragon drops down & breaths fire. Again that's not a big deal. Watch out for the roaming patrol dragons & there's a couple of surprise attacks from ICE Jimmy ass monsters. The tank can get Blizzard out rather quickly so get those heals on him.
Thanks for reading. Thanks for watching. Don't be a Jimmy!
Find me on Malboro server rolling with FC TAW & talking shit in the Gouki Linkshell.
By: goukijones Jun 24, 2013 | 0 Comments
GoukiJones, BatRastered, Choke, and FnJimmy talk about Final Fantasy XIV reborn and how it's a real game now that you can play and everything. Then delve into the crazy reversal of policy that was the Xbox One this week.
So this is the new live stream from YouTube we've unlocked. When we stream from you YouTube you can watch on your cellphone. We couldn't do this before on Twitch. Let me know what you think below. Don't be a Jimmy!
Thanks for watching.
The podcast is back for 2014, here's what's up tonight.
Podcast #110 Welcome 2014
- 2013 year in review
- 2014 looking forward to a ridiculous "spring" slate of games.
- Anyone want a PS4?
- New season of Drop The Belt fantasy wrestling starts Monday (draft talk)
- Updates from FnJimmy? Choke? CoryO?
The podcast will air live on Gouki.tv sometime around 10pm pacific tonight. Follow our twitter @goukinews for updates or just stay tuned. There will be some Mario Kart afterwards. If you miss out the podcast audio will be posted right here on gouki.com and even a video replay will be posted.Read full story...
By: goukijones Sep 20, 2010 | 4 Comments
Civilization V lowest price online. Get FF14 delivered 9/22/2010 for only $0.99. Overpriced PS3 Move bundles and a ridiculous Epic Mickey Collector's Edition. Halo Reach for $54 bucks? PS3 Amazon Gold Box 9/21/2010.
This week on Deals Jimmy!Read full story...
By: goukijones Sep 20, 2013 | 0 Comments
GoukiJones & ZeroUK take Mining & Botany from level 20 to 22 in a matter of hours. They act like 2 Jimmys the entire time as well.
Every week Thursday 1PM you can meet up with Zero & I for our weekly gathering & crafting show on Gouki.tv. Here's this weeks episode. (Twitch wasn't uploading the previous 2 sorry. Most people should be able to handle level 1-15.)
I think the most important thing to make gathering go fast is having the maxest gear possible. It's not all about HQs -they help- but what's even worse is just missing. Every miss is time lost. So my gear is maxed out & I try to jam as much Materia into it as possible.
If you're interested in joining up with us, you gotta be on Malboro. Hit me up & I'll invite you to the Gouki Linkshell.
By: goukijones Dec 13, 2010 | 13 Comments
2010 Jimmy Gem nominees for most disappointing game. Please comment.
I just received an email from Square Enix this week apologizing for how much FF14 sucks and that the entire staff has been fired and they are starting over. I hated everything about this. Square Enix took out my favorite parts of Final Fantasy 11 and improved nothing in 14. Highly Disappointed.
This was the biggest cut and paste debacle in video game history. It took 3 years for this game to come out and had less content than the original. But it did have Zombies. Nubfarm.
Played this one night. Terrible.
Same levels over and over and you couldn't progress until you scored enough points in one level, which means you have to play the same level over and over.
Mech game with foot Missions. Review.
This is not Samus. You realize we're talking about the female Boba Fett here right? Not some whining bitch who is going to listen to some random nuab lost on some random planet. "What do you mean I can't use my missiles? The button is just on the other side of that door. I, finna blow the shit outta this place."
You could have put some modern game enhancements in this. Played it once. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Beat this in 1 sitting. Abosultely terrible. Review.
Winners will be announced December 29th. Did we leave anything out? What's your favorite? Leave a comment below!
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