mario kart

“It’sa me”… what a classic

Whoever wrote this segment know their Mario Kart, Super Mario History, sound effects, special effects, characters and well basically it’s a great segment for Nintendo and Super Mario fans. Everybody is bisexual, I’m shocked by those jokes. Are there any actual gay characters on Mario/Nintendo yet? When Toad has to accept he is gonna die because there is Red Shell chasing, epic. I think Pedro Pascal just got the job for the next Live Action Mario. Hell, even Luigi is in the trailer and Mario picks him up at his mansion. Great stuff. Best SNL skit I’ve seen in a decade.

Just in time for some holiday rage.

Check out these tracks:

• Wii Maple Treeway
• 3DS Rainbow Road
• GBA Boo Lake
• Tour Berlin Byways
• 3DS Rock Rock Mountain
• DS Peach Gardens
• Tour London Loop
• Tour Merry Mountain

The new courses will be released on December 7, 2022. Look out for the Gouki.com Presents A Gouki.tv Production. The 2022 Gouki.com Mario Kart World Finals LIVE on the internet December 17, 2022. A multi-hour stream featuring GoukiJones and his bestest friends (and some weirdos). Playing Mario Kart on the internet for multiple hours. It’s going to be something else that’s for sure! Make sure you follow the channels. Thank you for watching. 

Mario Kart Tour Will Be Available September 25, 2019 from the App Store and Google Play.

Sign up now! Currently only for Android users.

Not much is known about this game right now.  I just signed up for the closed beta.  You can sign up by heading over to this link.  You might need to have a QR reader, there is a link on the sign up page.  Do it on your phone to register the game to your phone. It only works on Android Phones at this time.

Personally I always wanted to remake my own version of Mario Kart 64.