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"Gotham Knights" Unfortunately Is Trash

By: goukijones Nov 11 (26 days ago) | 1 Comments

Most disappointing game I have played in years.

It’s been over a year or maybe longer since we’ve been covering news and building self hype for Gotham Knights. At the time, it appeared to be a 4 player Batman Arkham Asylum type game. First major disappointment was revealed earlier this year that the game is only 2 players co-op. This was kinda mumbled under the developer’s breath. I think that the appearance of it being a 4 player game was done on purpose. First of all, the game features 4 characters. In this day and age, why would we not think it could be 4 players. Eventually the devs stated that they couldn’t do a 4 player co-op because it would be too complicated. Fine. I’ll try it out with just 1 friend. I figured I could at least have the experience of an Arkham Asylum with 1 buddy right. Well that turned out to be one of the worst experiences I’ve had in gaming in years. 

This game controls like you’re trying to roll a big giant square around a room and none of the buttons or your actions seem to match up with what you would think should be happening on screen. I’m talking about getting so frustrated that I would just close the app because I was so frustrated that I couldn’t even get over a few street thugs. I’d run up to a police car, expecting to vault over and Red Hood would just dead stop with 0 animation. The cops begin to engage me, I can’t move. I have to walk the character backwards and turn him to get around the car. I don’t get it, I run up to the car and no button presses do anything. I’m raging at this moment. I’m already at the end of my attempts at playing this game and I feel like the controls are just not working for me. The dead stop kills me. I can’t push around the vehicle, the vaulting is automatic, the jump button doesn’t work, I can’t roll backwards. Jesus, my frustration grows just writing about it now.

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9 hours of “Halo” live action.

Important moments in the series will be discussed. This is your last warning. Spoiler Alert!

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Quiet and one hell of a suck machine.

A few months back we were asked to do a review for an air purifier from Dreo. We live in the desert, in Las Vegas. It’s been windy AF these past few months too. And I mean WINDY AF. You could look outside and see the dust in the air. You would not be able to see the mountains that I could typically see from my backyard for some days because of so much dust. There was even a warning that came across my phone one day telling me to stay indoors. It's just too windy and the visisibly was down bad. 

Generally, whether I kept the windows closed or opened in my home, it didn’t matter, dust was everywhere. It piled up and it’s some of the worst I’ve seen in my entire life. I was dusting my consoles and nearby Lego sets weekly with air cannons, cloths, and tiny little vacuums. We put the Dreo in the game room, and a month later, there is 0 dust build up around our consoles and Lego displays. Honestly it’s hard for me to believe if I wasn’t seeing it myself. 

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"Halo The Series" Episode 1 Review SPOILER ALERT

By: goukijones Mar 25, 2022 | 0 Comments

Everything is great, except when it gets weird.

Extremely violent. Almost comical. Totally unexpected and I loved every second of the obliteration. The moment the first human gets disintegrated by a Covenant weapon my attention jumped up to 100%. I’m expecting Wraith tanks to come around the corner next. It wasn’t that, but maybe 20 Elites and 1 red one come bustin through the town gate. All the humans and even the children get smoked before the Spartans arrive to finish the fight. The special effects you know aren’t Marvel, but they weren’t that bad either. The Spartan armor looked very real. The Prophet of Mercy was a beauty!

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"Project Triangle Strategy" I Played The Demo

By: goukijones Jun 7, 2021 | 1 Comments

Short and sweet with a lot of chit chat.

I played the demo. I didn’t want to, but I did. After I watched the trailer some many months ago, I already knew I wanted to play this game. It’s been 23 years since Final Fantasy Tactics came out on Playstation. Since then there have been a few more released on Gameboy Advance - you know handhelds are not something you continue to play as you get older and you can't see shit good anymore. Believe me, I have searched high and low for something to compete with my nostalgic feelings I have for FFT and I have not found it. But this, this Project Triangle Strategy, this game has my hopes up.

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