Motion controls are not the future

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Wii Fit

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Release Date: May 21, 2008

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Do any of these "games" look fun? Let's not forget that this industry is about the games, not the control schemes!


We are nearing the release of the Sony Move for the PS3 and Microsoft Kinect for XBOX 360. This marks a dramatic difference from previous generations of console video games. Usually after 5 years, you get a slight redesign and you start to hear whispers, rumors, or teasers for the next version of the console (to be released about 2 years later). This time, while we have the slim versions, we are getting add-ons to the existing consoles and whispers that these consoles will be with us for quite some time to come.

Certainly, Nintendo has had mainstream success with the Wii, though I wonder if that's because of the motion controls or in spite of them and due simply to the significant price advantage the big N enjoyed through most of the Wii's lifecycle. I own a Wii, and it is rarely powered on compared to my XBOX or PS3. The reason for this is simple; games. Being an older gamer and an experienced gamer (I've played since the Atari 2600 days) I tend to enjoy bigger games and more mature games. Mass Effect (1 & 2), Red Dead Redemption, Halo 3, Batman Arkham Asylum, Uncharted, God of War III... all great games from this generation; none of those are available on the Wii. There is a large selection of casual games (Wii sports and the like) on the Wii, and that's great for a party, I guess, but it doesn't scratch that gaming itch for me.

What blows my mind though is Microsoft hard selling Kinect games at its E3 press conference that are direct rip-offs of 3 year old Wii titles. Do we really need "Kinect sports" and "Kinect Fit"? For what it's worth, I think the Kinect and a fitness program (note, I don't use the word "game") would make a great consumer electronics device for people wanting to work out in the comfort of their homes, but I want to play games on my XBOX. Is that so wrong? MS really failed to bring the games to E3 this year (at least to their press conference, there were plenty of 3rd party games on the floor). I'm still not sure how you make your car speed up with Kinect (the E3 demo used your hands with an invisible steering wheel, but controlled the accelerator for you, rubbish!). I like the idea of controlling the XBOX dashboard and DVD player Minority Report style or with my voice. But at $150 in addition to the system itself (which still retails for $199 in its base model), I can certainly live without that. Oh, and that Milo thing was bullshit. Pure bullshit.

Sony, to its credit, is at least trying to adapt the Move to more traditional games. (By witch I mean games I'd like to play). I still don't know how I feel about that, as it seems to me most of those games would be better played with a traditional controller, the lone exception being Time Crisis (light gun) type games. Indeed, most of these games are optionally controlled with move. It does seem that Sony at least has the right idea about motion controls.

Now Nintendo is trying to bring some of the hard-core gamers back with Metroid Other M (although they had to go to a 3rd party developer in Team Ninja to do so). This game uses a hybrid control scheme, standard style platformer, then point at the screen for first-person view and to shoot your missiles. I can already see myself dropping the controller at the most inopportune moments of a firefight while trying to switch. I really don't like the idea of trying to hammer new control schemes into classic games that already controlled perfectly well (IMHO). Super Metroid is one of my favorite games of all time, I'd honestly rather see a new Metroid use that style (with updated graphics and sound, of course) than cram the Wii-mote down my throat.

Of all the games I want the most that  can think of coming out in the next 12 months, none of them will require the Kinect or Move Nor will the Kinect or Move make any of them significantly better.

Someday, we'll all have holodecks in our basement for gaming*, until then I'll hold on to my controller, thanks.

*Okay, you're right, when holodecks are invented, they will be used mostly for porn.

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fnjimmy

Milo who?

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Aug 24, 2010 by fnjimmy

choke

And what a blessed fucking day that will be my friend.

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Aug 24, 2010 by choke

goukijones

Can I dress up as Mario and shove the Wii-mote down your throat?

goukijones rated Wii Fit Rent it
Aug 24, 2010 by goukijones

thewolf14

lol Kinect appeals to only my 6 year old cousin

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Aug 25, 2010 by thewolf14

Cinderkin

I'll tell you now that Kinect won't do well due to price point. It cost 200 bucks plus 1 game just to use the damn thing. Pay 50 bucks more and you have yourself a Wii. The Move looks pretty good, but at the end of the day I'd rather play Killzone 3 with a controller any day....

Cinderkin rated Wii Fit Flush it
Aug 26, 2010 by Cinderkin

erikestrada

Lol the time crisis controller is absolute garbage. A guy from work brough it over to the house one weekend. Don't even get me started on killzone. Nothing like a slow moving game wear you can only carry 1 gun and the hit boxes are totally screwed. I guess I won't go into great detail on how terrible that game really is since some ppl did invest money in a paperweight 3 and need to play something on it.

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Sep 27, 2010 by erikestrada

jalexbrown

@erikestrada - I enjoyed Killzone 2 more than I enjoyed any of the Halo games except maybe the first one. I'm not defending the Move by any stretch, but to call the PS3 "paperweight 3" pretty much negates your entire post. Everyone knows you're a fanboy, so who's supposed to take you seriously?

Anyways, back to the point: I despise motion controls. Since there are more kids and grandparants than there are core gamers, though, I'm not really surprised to imagine us getting thrown under the bus so to speak. It's a money tactic, and I hate to say that it will work. Hopefully not, but I think both Move and Kinect will sell well enough for Sony and Microsoft to think it was a good idea.

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Oct 1, 2010 by jalexbrown

pwny

yeah, I'll stick with my controller. :I Forget this.

pwny rated Wii Fit Rent it
Oct 16, 2010 by pwny

GreenFire999

Ive just noticed that. The consols are forgeting about making games and are making different ways to play the game. The games they are making right now, ARE EPIC FAILS! They need to drop the 3D and Motion act and need to start making better games

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Oct 17, 2010 by GreenFire999

akskiller

Kinect is here tomorrow, the future is here!!! Or is it?

akskiller rated Wii Fit Flush it
Nov 3, 2010 by akskiller

iorilamia

Milo...is the creepiest thing i have seen in a video game....T_T

iorilamia rated Wii Fit Buy it
Dec 8, 2010 by iorilamia

kof2012

cool

kof2012 rated Wii Fit Flush it
Jan 22, 2011 by kof2012

blazemanx

kinect is the FUTURE!!!!!! ........i hope

blazemanx rated Wii Fit Buy it
Feb 4, 2011 by blazemanx

Phresh

Unless they make some super precise immersion tube or something, I'll never like it

Phresh rated Wii Fit Flush it
May 15, 2011 by Phresh

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