By: goukijones Oct 15, 2010 | 30 Comments
Modders on Halo Reach. I have not seen anything like this since Halo 2. The Jimmy is jumping super high and killing us with 1 shot, using the AR. Running super fast and jumping the length of the map. Edited for time.
Last week Bungie banned like 15,000 Jimmys. Hackers, boosters, modders, alleged cheaters. Whatever, Bungie is on top of the situation. I was just having a conversation with BatRastered this afternoon, that Bungie was doing an excellent job Banning the cheaters. The Banhammer has come down twice since launch and soon will become self aware, like Skynet.
"With each Banhammer swing the mass proclamations of profound innocence become more and more entertaining, and with each subsequent smack down the Banhammer becomes more and more addicted to the delectable taste of booster blood. Soon we will unleash it in its fully automated, self-aware form. You have been warned. " from Bungie.net
The video below shows some Jimmys that haven't been effected by the BanHammer yet. That shouldn't take long though, you'll understand after you see the video. All the guns on the map were one shot kills. For red and blue teams. One guy on the red team had a super high jump and could run really fast. I haven't seen stuff like this since Halo 2. So what's going on here? Something in Reach is like Halo 2 and the hacker and modders can mess with the settings like that. My take is Halo Reach looks like Halo 3 and shoots like Halo CE. I never had a comparison for Halo 2 really. I guess it mods like Halo 2. Yeah that's a good one. Watch the video below. It's edited for time and you can see the entire game if you download it from my file share on Halo Reach.
Bungie.net: Official game stats
Bungie.net: Forum post
This shouldn't be taken as a fanboy rant or a blame it all on Bungie type thing. I know, no matter what Bungie does, there are always gonna be some Jimmys ruining the game for us. Halo is my favorite shooter and I know that people want to see videos like this. For me, it was like seeing a UFO tonight. I had no idea this could even happen anymore on Halo, or even Xbox 360 at all. Thanks for reading.
** I used the Hauppauge 1212 HD-PVR to capture the video.
By: goukijones Mar 25, 2010 | 10 Comments
Haven't you heard ... it's the Halo RPG you've been waiting for.
Well not exactly an RPG, but you get EXP which is now called Credits (cR for short? Reh-tard for long.) Anyway you get credits now for multiplayer and playing the campaign. Is the campaign going to be that different each time you play through? I can't imagine going through any campaign more than three times, unless you are the Original Jimmy.
News also came out today about the armor customization. When I first saw the trailer for the Halo Reach multiplayer I was guessing that different combinations of armor would give you different abilities that would act like "equipment" from Halo 3. I am incorrect. The armor customization doesn't do anything in Halo Reach except change your appearance. This is for all the Jimmys that needed the Recon armor bullshit. I don't care what the armor looks like, I use an Elite in Halo 3. Jimmy!
Bungie says this is a way for everyone to play a lot or a little and get the same experience. So next time you look at a players Spartan you will be able to tell his play style. I can't wait to see what the Raipist looks like.
Read more @ Bungie.net
The Halo Reach Beta begins on May 3rd and you need Halo 3 ODST to play it.
Don't miss out on the first ever Gouki.com Halo Reach montage filming this May!
By: goukijones Aug 16, 2010 | 9 Comments
Do you need the Collector's Edition with all that extra crap? From a Jack-in-the-Box to a remote control car with a video camera, Collector's Edition games are getting out of control. I want them all!
11 different Collector's Editions of some type coming out between now and the holidays? Well Actually there's probably more that, but you'll find some of the crazier shit below. Statues, USB's, decks of cards, an unbeleivable Jack-in-the-box and of course ... DLC galore! There's also a few other things I must remind you of. Check it.Read full story...
By: goukijones Jul 29, 2010 | 59 Comments
Once again we are giving away one of the biggest games of the year Halo Reach. Not the regular edition, not the limited edition, BUT THE FRICKIN LEGENDARY EDITION. Get it Sept. 14th!
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By: goukijones Sep 20, 2010 | 4 Comments
Civilization V lowest price online. Get FF14 delivered 9/22/2010 for only $0.99. Overpriced PS3 Move bundles and a ridiculous Epic Mickey Collector's Edition. Halo Reach for $54 bucks? PS3 Amazon Gold Box 9/21/2010.
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By: goukijones Aug 26, 2010 | 7 Comments
You tell me? Is that a Spartan, because that alien sure isn't an Elite. Who's in charge of the marketing here? Where is Bungie?
Bungie must be cool with this, because it's still on TV. I don't understand why Microsoft would license out the Master Chief or any other Spartan for a Samsung product. Oh wait, it's because it's not Halo. It's a straight up jack move!
There is nothing in the commercial that mentions anything about Halo. Bungie hasn't posted the youtube link on their page, like you think they would. Something must be at play here that I don't fully understand. The alien is nothing like anything in the Halo series. The space marine that swoops to save the "Spartan" could be a UNSC, but that's not clear either. What the fuck is he flying by the way? Looks like a flying Horseshoe Crab spaceship.
The detail in the "Spartans" helmet has a circular air module on the front unlike any Halo armor permutation I have seen. Although on each side of the helmet you can see the flashlights(or little holes by the ears.) The body armor appears to be a cheap rip off with no real detail. And why the fuck is he carrying a steak knife? The only real "Spartan" detail is in the helmet on this Jimmy. Somebody tell me what I'm missing here.
That Samsung commercial is whack compared to REAL Halo live action commercial. Check out the real stuff below.
By: goukijones Aug 30, 2010 | 5 Comments
Gouki.com Deals Jimmy! Tons of price drops recently. Halo Reach LE Controller on sale already. Save on Xbox Live before it's too late. Red Dead is still expensive. Black ops, $10 off now or $20 off later?
Amazon.com ALL WII gold box on Tuesday. August 31, 2010. Save on some of the most ridiculous Wii work out titles and kiddie games. Also all day Tony Hawk's amazingly Jimmyfied skate board game, Ride is on sale for $39.99. Every time I see that "skateboard controller" a little part inside of me chuckles.
The Bestbuy magazine "Gamer" has some amazing coupons in it for Red Dead Redemption and Final Fantasy XIII. $20 off!
Madden NFL 11 as low as $45.60 on Amazon.com.
Chrono Trigger for the DS less than $13!!Read full story...
By: goukijones Sep 10, 2010 | 6 Comments
Pre-order deals for Halo Reach are about to end all over the internet. EBGames sold out? Best Buy $30 in coupons. Kmart free money deal.
What's happening in the world of deals right now? Here's what I got. Halo Reach is having a coupon frenzy everywhere. Some places are offering up to $30 in coupons. You can get release day delivery for only $0.99. Kmart has some tricks up their sleeves with their coupons, I have an update on that. Also a few more deals that might save you money in the video game market.
Halo Reach - Ships 9/14
EBGames and Gamestop sell out of the Xbox 360 Bundle and the Limited Edition. Is it all about the Armor bonus DLC at this point? You can't be serious. You can't even see yourself in the game anyway.
$59.99 Free Shipping $20 Video Games Credit - Additionally, you'll receive access to an exclusive in-game Spartan Recon helmet variant. The code to access the helmet will be included in pack when your game ships. Offer valid when shipped and sold by Amazon. **Get release day delivery from Amazon for only $0.99.
Halo Reach Legendary Edition - Ships 9/14 $149.99
Halo Reach Legendary Edition. Includes a $20 coupon on a future purchase - Additionally, you'll receive access to an exclusive in-game Spartan Recon helmet variant. EBGames and Gamestop also have exclusive DLC.
Halo Reach Game Game Disc in custom case modeled after a recovered ONI data module. A custom in-game Elite armor set for use in Reach’s multiplayer modes. Artifact Bag containing a brand-new piece of the extended Halo universe: The personal notes and documents of the creator of the SPARTAN program: Dr. Catherine Halsey. Dr. Halsey’s ONI Security Badge. Embroidered Spartan II Patch. Noble Team statue expertly crafted by the artisans at McFarlane Toys. Individually molded, hand-painted and individually numbered, this statue is a must-have for any serious “Halo” fan UNSC-themed custom packaging. An exclusive in-game Spartan armor effect.
Halo Reach EBGames and Gamestop pre-order bonus DLC
Halo Reach $59.99 Also includes FREE DLC Spartan Recon helmet with the Visor/Blast Shield ***Updated*** (from bungie.net) "If you don’t preorder the game from Gamestop, you will never see the chest piece in your Armory. We aren’t going to wave the banner of something you can’t acquire because you didn’t purchase a particular SKU, or buy from a particular retailer. Buy whichever version of the game you covet at your favorite retailer."
Halo Reach Limited Edition Xbox 360
This should blow your mind! A beautiful new Halo Reach Limited Edition Xbox 360. Custom painted Xbox 360, 2 controllers with custom paint and Halo Reach are included. 250GB Hard Drive, a headset and everything else you need to get pwnn on Halo Reach Day 1!
Halo Reach Limited Edition Xbox 360 - Select 250GB Halo Reach Bundle
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By: goukijones Jul 19, 2010 | 4 Comments
XBOX Live Summer of Arcade II, Rockbottom Micrsoft points sale, Exclusive Halo Reach and Final Fantasy XIV DLC and EBGames and Gamestop have the deal of the week?
Deals of the WEEK!
EBgames and Gamestop super deals and free shipping.
Huge sale happening @ GameFly right now. Click here.Read full story...
Just a heads up for you Jimmys out there thinking that someone is cheating because you're getting pwned so much, you actually may be right.
While doing some reading in forums, I've came across an interesting glitch. It seems that the old BXB and BXR from Halo 2 is back. Whether or not Bungie thinks it's cheating is still unknown. Just do a simple search to read more about this.
Apparently there are a lot of conditions that have to be met to perform this. First you have to be the host of the game and secondly you have to have a pistol equipped. From what I've read it seems to be a little inconsistent. Hopefully, since only one person can do it a game because of host, you won't run into someone using this exploit.
Triggers Down Jimmys
Rank Corporal. Total Games 16. Total Wins 8. Halo 4? Hardly ...
If I showed you a rock from Halo 3 and a rock from Halo Reach I don't think you'd be able to tell the difference. Graphically enhanced, negative! I know it's a beta, I just hope the graphics improve severely before the final version. I don't expect Halo Reach in September to look much different.
It very much feels like the same old Halo. The game controls a lot like Halo 2. There's is no Dual Wielding. The pistol has a scope like Halo CE. The gametypes are new, but deep down just twists on old classics. Everything works really well though. The matchmaking was always Bungie's specialty and so far it seems they've improved it drastically once again.
It's fun, I'm gonna go play it right after I finish writing this. My first impression though seriously is this could have been dlc. lol. It looks the same ... it's not the major leap like from Halo CE to Halo 2 or Halo 2 to Halo 3. But yes, I will still play the shit out of it. I'm just saying. You can check my stats Jimmy! Click here.
Don't be a Jimmy!
By: goukijones Nov 18, 2010 | 8 Comments
Yeah the Legendary flaming head is still exclusive, but for you nubfarm you can get a flaming head for your Jimmy ass Xbox Live avatar if you like.
Yeah that's it. So for you Jimmys that just can't get enough of flaming domes. If you pick up the Halo Reach Noble map pack from EBGames or Gamestop you will get that *cough sweet looking *cough flaming head dlc bonus.
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