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Lemme guess, shoot it in the glowing part? 343 Industries released info on a Halo 4 baddie, Promethean Crawler AKA Dog. Here's my take on this new info, along with pictures & a video. I also discuss MLG and the Holodeck being the only selling point so far.

Okay so we're going with Prometheans as the main bad guys in Halo 4. I didn't know there was this whole Mass Effect crossover thing going on. That's pretty cool. So let's talk about these "Promethean" dogs. These dogs travel in packs and can skitter up walls, trees and other terrain. 343 used the word skitter, not me. Somebody been watching too much Falling Skies. Here's a video of the dog moving around.

Yeah, whoopty do I guess. It looks good. These Jimmys have been making -well most of them- one of the top franchises in the history of video games. They better be able to program a dog.

I think there is something in the way they sensationalize this information, so we think that this is something important.

The length and the width of the dog will probably never come up in any sort of discussion about Halo 4 for the rest of my days. Well maybe now, because I'm making this reference. What I'm trying to say is, I see stuff like this and I'm not impressed. Microsoft's Press Conference impressed me when I saw the Halo 4 demo. Then just last week I saw the same demo on Jimmy Fallon. They let Jimmy play and ... it was God mode. Crawlers were blowing up a mile away, how's that damage output with that assault rifle? Needless to say, that "campaign clip" shown at E3 and on Jimmy Fallon was mostly canned.

The big question for me here is still whether or not this game will regain it's competitive aspect and appear again on MLG. Instead I keep hearing how 343 thinks they've done something amazing with the multiplayer. Why?! Because it's on a Holodeck? I've seen that before. You have got to show me some serious gameplay. 343 should give it out to some MLG pros for a week and then release a video of all the highlights. Then we'd know the truth I'm sure, one way or the other.

That's enough for right now. Fuck me, back to 50/50 on the Halo 4. Shooters are in so much trouble this year with me. Borderlands 2, the only game with a pass right now. What are you thoughts on this industry stuff? Halo 4? Dogs, oh btw they are called Crawlers. Promethean Dogs sounds way better. Vote, Comment and Share. Don't be a Jimmy!

According to Halotracker yours truly is ranked #17 in the world with Ghost kills. You should check out your stats right now & leave a comment. I want to party up & win Halo games.

Go to the Leader boards tab for Halo 4. Under weapons, select Ghost. Then find King of Jimmys on that list, that's me.

2251 Kills in 984 games. 

Other unique stats I've achieved. 

#65 On the all time Splatter medals list. 

#28 All time Flag Driver.

#43 In controlling the Hill with a Vehicle.

#58 Vehicle Dominance - Hold and survive in the hill for its entire duration using a vehicle.

#94 Using the Suppressor. lol.

#73 With the Mantis STOMP.

#88 Firing the Wraith.

Big Merkle returns with his second PWN of the week nod. Sniping a grenade that seems to split into 2 & then of course hitting the other guy in the head as well. Followed up by a second kill. Double!

Snapshot, Snapshot, Snapshot! PWNn! Check out this great clip from xErik EstradaX.

Congratulations to xErik Estradax for sending me this PWNn ass clip. Honestly I thot that was the covey assault rifle until you fired it. Don't be a Jimmy!

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GoukiJones himself makes an appearance this week. You know it's a clip from an objective game Jimmy!

GoukiJones aka King of Jimmys shows off his flag killing skills with this weeks PWN of the Week.

Congratulations to me for being good with gun & a flag in my hand. Honestly I thot that was the covey assault rifle until you fired it. Don't be a Jimmy!

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In what can only be explained as "Stupid" 343 Studios and Gamespot has released a video doc that shows the games script which spoils the games story including the ending. Click if you dare.

The script is shown in the video, and even though its very brief if you pause it you can clearly see the spoilers.

Old school Halo 2 pro sniper & star of the "Sniper Master 2" video from Halo 3, Big Merkle returns. Merkalicious86 shows off his skills with the beam rifle & dmr getting back to back triple kills.

Well I haven't played Halo in a week or so. You can thank most of that to Sim City. Hell I was even on the Halo Wars for a few hours last week. I'll be back on the Halo for sure in April when the Castle Map Pack is released.

I still love the Halo, don't get me wrong. I just love the Sim City a lot more right now, plus, I've been playing the Sim City since I was like 5 years old. I gotta check my Halo stats. >.>

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FnJimmy reviews the Halo 4 Campaign, Spartan Ops & Multiplayer. He plays the exact same time he does the review. BatRastered, Choke, & GoukiJones grill FnJimmy about every little detail in Halo 4.

A new mode for Halo 4 to start.

I was oblivious to the fact that this even existed.  But from what I understand it was some weird ass fan made mode.  But it is going to be included this time from day one.  They describe it as being similar to rock paper scissors, but I don't see a connection.  Watching the guys beat the hell out of each other and throwing off the presenter was kind of funny but I'm still kind of confused about the game.  So if one of you jimmys can fill me in that'ld be great.  Looks like a mode built for a Golden Review in my opinion.

Dat nut shot heard around the world. Zerro2990 has scored himself another PWN of the week! Halo 4.

Congrats to Zero2990 for killing a guy by throwing a grenade into his nuts. This guy had to of had less than a pixel of health. Nuuuuuuuuutz

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Free exp Jimmys!!

Apologies if this has been posted before. Halo waypoint has codes for free exp and gear here. I've unlocked Raider gear and 20k exp today, Ill find more codes later.

http://www.gamefront.com/halo-4-secret-waypoint-codes-raider-armor-unlockables/