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Mascot Art Contest

By: goukijones Feb 11, 2011 | 21 Comments

Win any game you want. Design a new Jimmy or Jimette Mascot and get featured on a GoukiGear T-shirt.

Win any game you want. The prize? A Gouki Game Pass select any standard edition game you want that's already out or coming out and Gouki.com will purchase it for you. Design a new Jimmy or Jimette Mascot and get featured on a new GoukiGear T-shirt.

The rules are simple: 

  1. The design must be a Jimmy or a Jimette.
  2. Jimmy/Jimette can be a completely new design or a re imagination of the original Jimmy Mascot.
  3. The file canvas must be 937 x 1080 and in png format. (You can resize it to whatever to fit in a story.)
  4. Black and white only. (A clever red bullseye like the example below is ok.)
  5. Write a story and post your image. Let the community have a look.
  6. Adding text is optional, but you better be real clever.
  7. Enter as many pictures are you want.
  8. The deadline: February 28, 2011.
  9. I gotta like it.

 

VazArt

VazArt Don't Be A Jimmy 2009

ArtofRed

ArtofRed Jimmy Mascot SDCC 2010

Subtleties like the giant Halo gun or him/her dressed in cosplay will help win my heart over.

Good luck. Here's some examples of what could be acceptable styles ...

Post it note art

8-Bit Original SpeedBrkr Gangsta Style

Video Game Related

Long Vo Gouki

*When you submit you release all of the image rights to Gouki.com LLC.

*This is a contest and Gouki.com reserves all rights. Rules subject to change at anytime. Anybody abusing anything on Gouki.com will be banned immediately. We run a fair and legitimate operation here. Don't be a Jimmy. Thanks for entering.

Who will come out on top? Apparently Batrastered... Booze, Fight Sticks, White Chicks, Cornbread, and the VGAs. SSF4 couldn't have gone any better lol.

So most of you saw the VGAs last night, and if you’re a real gamer then you probably came to the same conclusion as I did. 1 it was garbage, and 2 it was straight trash. There was nothing good about the VGAs, oh wait! A game is coming out in 2013! Who the hell cares right now? Where was my Batman gameplay or something substantial? Ok Uncharted 3 was nice to look at I guess.

The only good thing to come out of last night was playing Super Street Fighter 4 with Gouki Jones and Batrastered. Gouki Jones (hammered and stumbling everywhere) is God Tier and Batrastered (Who had 10x better jokes than anything at the VGAs) is Super Ultra Combo God Tier. Then there is me (with a Fight Stick, Controller, and Alcohol) being Scrub 101.

So after the disgrace that is the VGAs we decided to play some Super. Both Jimmys brought out the TE Round 1 Sticks. I was still willing to use that Jimmy Ass Stick. Anyway after getting everything set up it was time to see who was number 1.


Now if you've ever seen me on Xbox Live you'd see that 90% of the time I'm playing Super Street Fighter 4. You'd think that would mean I'm pretty good at the game. Well last night I was so bad even Hakan would have ranked a Tier or 9 higher than me.


1st match me (Hakan) vs Bat (Guile) I think I hit him about 2 times the entire match

2nd match Jones (Cammy) vs Bat (Guile) I felt like I was watching an episode of  DBZ. These 2 were flying across the screen so fast I couldn't believe it. I think I saw like 7 Ultras in 1 round. Is that even possible?

3rd match me (Adon) vs Bat (Guile) I think I landed 2 Rising Jaguars and that was it.


Can you see a pattern here? Bat was cleaning house with his Guile Air Grabs, and Sonic Flash Boom Kicks (Jimmy Hacks) and even threw in a little Bison 101 gameplay.

Gouki Jones Loves his Street Fighter 3 Third Strike Dudley, and Bat wanted some Alpha 2 and 3 action. Neither was present and we continued on with SSF4. After Bat reached 10-0 I decided to unplug the Fight Stick Jimmy and I was using and switched over to the 360 Controller. Jones and I both prefer it, and to my surprise the Bat had a Brand Spanking New Controller. The damn thing was so stiff and unbroken into that I couldn't land any combos successfully.

It was a Batrastered Massacre and he was even picking Random here and there. It looked bad for Jones and I. Jimmy Hacks are no joke.


Batrastered was the Champ last night and I want a rematch. Jones was railed by the alcohol (Jimmy Juice can kill) and I was a disgrace to any Street Fighter except for Birdie.

 

Moral of the Story Jimmys. Don't drink and drive, don’t watch the VGAs next year, don't mix alcohol with fruit loops and cornbread, and if Batrastered is on a roll, spike his drink with Nyquil....

Until Next Time Jimmys!

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Borderlands 2! oh wait it's just Rage ...

By: goukijones Feb 17, 2011 | 6 Comments

It's just the new Rage trailer no big deal. Stop giving yourself awards from E3 like you just won game of the year.

At E3 2010, we were not allowed inside the private booth showing Rage. It could have been the alcohol on my breath or that I hit on the PR girl like 5 times while trying to convince her to let us in. We didn't miss much from what I understand. Although aparently Rage won like 500 E3 awards. WTF is an E3 award? Developers barely show playable demos at the show. I'm all for saying, I'm most hyped for this game or this game looks like it's going to be a lot of fun when it comes out. Guess what it's not out. Rage especially, it's going to be at E3 again this year. So what does that mean? Another 500 E3 awards. sad face. 

From YouTube: We've released a new trailer for RAGE, the highly anticipated shooter from id Software. The trailer features an original track, Burning Jacob's Ladder, by singer Mark Lanegan (Screaming Trees, Queens of the Stone Age, Gutter Twins).

RAGE features intense first-person shooter action, breakneck vehicle combat, an expansive world to explore and jaw-dropping graphics powered by id's revolutionary id Tech™ 5 technology. Set in the not-too-distant future after an asteroid impacts Earth, you emerge into a vast wasteland to discover humanity working to rebuild itself against such forces as bandit gangs, mutants, and more. From the pioneers of first-person shooter gameplay, RAGE promises an experience like no other.

RAGE is slated for release on the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC in North America on September 13th and across Europe on September 16th. For more information on RAGE visit www.RAGE.com.

ESRB RATING PENDING: May contain content inappropriate for children. Visit www.esrb.org for rating information.

Source: BethesdaSoftworks YouTube Channel

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Dragon Age II is nothing like the original

By: goukijones Jan 15, 2011 | 6 Comments

Dragon age II has a unique lead character, new combat and magic systems and a completely different story telling style from the original. What does this mean? Dragon Age II is more like an original game.

Dragon age II has a unique lead character, new combat and magic systems and a completely different story telling style from the original. What does this mean? Dragon Age II is more like an original game.

I played it! At that point though I had no idea what was going on with the story really. Mike Laidlaw was trying to explain it to me, but I was probably a little drunk. It was late in the afternoon that day at the San Diego comic-con and we just stumbled out of this half strip club, half steak house somewhere smack dab in the middle of the Gaslamp district. While walking back to the convention center FnJimmy gets smacked in the side of the dome with what looked like a giant condom package at first. I picked it up and read Dragon Age II, some chicks where just chucking these things into the crowd. Then I realized some reh-tard dressed as Goku run by with a giant inflatable sword. That's what the chick hit FnJimmy in the side of the face with. So we headed up stairs to check out Dragon Age II, what happens next is amazing. Dragon Age II Hands-on SDCC 2011.

But that's not why we are here today. Dragon Age II is coming out in a few weeks. By the way it's Dragon Age II, roman numerals Jimmy. EA even spells it Dragon Age 2 sometimes, Sorry, maybe that's my problem. I pre-ordered my Bioware Signature Edition. If you didn't, don't worry, you're still gonna get some cool DLC when the game is released. But for those of you who did pre-order the Bioware Signature Edition here's a look at some of the DLC you will be getting.

Dragon Age 2 : Exiled Prince



Also in another video released this week. Gouki.com's old drinking buddy Mike Liadlaw returns to explain the unique story telling in Dragon Age II. This time everybody is sober. When you watch this video and listen to what they are saying, you know, if you played the first game that this going to be a completely different experience. Personally I think a lot about Mass Effect, when Mike explains it. I'll control the one main guy and he will develop a personality depending on my actions in the game, just like Mass Effect. Which is fine, but in the original Dragon Age you got to choose from an elf, a human, or a dwarf. Then on top of that you got to choose if you were high class or low class. That is completely out in Dragon Age II and I hope it works. So check out the latest developer diary from Mike Laidlaw and his team.

Dragon Age 2 Making Of part 2

I'm not one for polls ... lol polls.

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Call of Duty spoof: The Duty Calls

By: BatRastered Feb 2, 2011 | 11 Comments

Download and play for free.

This appears to be some viral marketing by Epic ahead of Bulletstorm's release.

Check out the video, and if you are on PC download the demo at thedutycalls.com

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User Stories Per Day Updated

By: goukijones Feb 10, 2011 | 14 Comments

The number of stories a user can write per day has been increased.

The number of stories a user can write per day has been increased to encourage users to write more. Also this will help your chances with all of our giveaways.

Previously users could only write 1 story per day. I know a lot of people want to write more, just not for the giveaways, but because they are enjoying the site and want to contribute. You can now write up to 2 stories per day. As the site grows and we move further away from our beta phases we will increase the number again.

So now Don't be a Jimmy. You still gotta get them approved. Write quality reviews, previews, blogs, share videos ... Keep it classy. 

Thank you for reading and writing on Gouki.com.

In an unprecedented move for the video game industry, DC Universe Online announcers an earlier relese date than had previously been expected. Now read my take about DCuo and get ready to play. Playstation 3 users got a hot game early on in the year.

This game has one of the best pre-rendered cut scenes we have ever scene. Even with out the Batman and Superman ass whoopin's that take place. The official youtube channel for DC Universe Online doesn't allow embeding of that video because they are nubfarm. Buuuut you can watch this sweet video of Jim Les and some other nuab telling you, how they put everything together. It a great video so check it out.

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Although not officially confirmed, it looks like Capcom is making the right decision to add the SSF4 Arcade Edition content on consoles. The new achievement tiles show Yun and Yang, and maybe even Evil Ryu. Check it out!

[Editor's note] This is big news if this is true. I've read the source of this story and it is a little unclear to me what exactly is going on. If this is true it does mean there is a huge update coming to the consoles with possibly 4 new characters. I'm thrilled that the idea of DLC characters might be in our future because that will unlock other options with DLC and bonus characters as well. Take a look at the pictures below and even follow the source. Hard for me to say right now what these images actually mean. We'll have to wait and see what Capcom says officially this week. Thanks for sharing Cinderkin.

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Sony is out for blood, hackers beware

By: DragonKiss83 Feb 24, 2011 | 18 Comments

We made jokes about the Capcops coming after the leaks, Sony is doing it for real.

Holy Shit! http://ps3.gamespy.com/articles/115/1151840p1.html

Apparently a guy in Germany had the cops come in his house and take his gear.  Sony is going all out to try and catch these hackers and they want you to know it's comming.

I'm glad to see that the people hacking the games and cheating are being targeted, but I'm not sure that it will work.  There are different laws around the world so some people will find ways around it.  Plus hackers can be pretty fucking sneaky, so this could cost Sony a decent chunk of money.  Does it out weigh what they are losing because of the hacks?

Don't be a Jimmy let's hear you thoughts.

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Ono Talks SSF4 3DS.

By: Cinderkin Feb 4, 2011 | 11 Comments

Yoshinori Ono recently did an interview with Gamespot talking about how Super Street Fighter 4 3D Edition came about. He also goes into details about the pass mode. Check it out.

Tell us what you think in the comments. Don't be a Jimmy!

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Dead Or Alive Dimensions (an opinion)

By: MilkyPink Feb 4, 2011 | 16 Comments

My own opinion of Dead Or Alive Dimensions, what I believe Team Ninja could be doing for the audiences.

For those of you who are fans of the fighting game: Dead Or Alive, I am positively sure you are aware of Tecmo Team Ninja working on their next installment: Dead Or Alive Dimensions just exclusively for the Nintendo 3DS. I am here to tell you what I believe the cut scenes seem to depict just by looking at the trailer. You can correct me if I am terribly wrong! But these are just simple guesses. Of course as I saw the detailed trailer for the very first time after it was just released & announced by this forum website http://deadoralivegame.net/, it's come to my attention that the story will definitely focus on Kasumi, Ayane, Hayate and their exiled relative Raidou. Rumors have it that people have been saying  & I don't know if it was Yosuke Hayashi, the lead of Team Ninja that has said this, but, the newest Dead Or Alive installment will be a review of the entire Dead Or Alive series. Meaning, it will be composed of Dead Or Alive 1, Dead Or Alive 2, Dead Or Alive 3 & Dead Or Alive 4. So technically speaking, Dead Or Alive Dimensions may or may not be a side-chapter.

This could be really good for those who are not familiar with the Dead Or Alive franchise. A possible good introduction to the game and perhaps motivate the new players to get into the storyline. It's always good to know that Yosuke Hayashi is doing what he can to promote the game by having it on another console, a portable console rather. If the Dead Or Alive franchise reaches to a popular like Street Fighter & Tekken, then I do believe this newer installment will be a success. At least, Yosuke Hayashi will be making a dream come true for all fighting game lovers, something Tomonobu Itagaki would have done (before he left Tecmo). My support goes out to Tecmo Team Ninja, I hope this game will not be a disappointment and will be a success in promotion.

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A gif I made in Photoshop CS5 featuring Kasumi from the upcoming first handheld console game "Dead Or Alive Dimensions."

Note: GIF made for my Tumblr website: http://mirukipinku.tumblr.com

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Gouki.com Hype Machine and Achievements are Live

By: goukijones May 30, 2011 | 10 Comments

We have launched our new Hype Machine and Achievements just in time for E3 2011. Check out our new feature and start getting hype today!

Go to any video game on our coming soon list and where you would usually vote Buy it! Rent it! or Flush it! You can now vote whether you are HYPE for the release of that particular game or not. This information will also show up in comments when you comment on unreleased games. Don't be a Jimmy! Once the game comes out, you won't be able to hype it up anymore and you won't be able to get the points. 

Hype it up! - You receive 15k for each catalog item you vote on. You can only receive these points until the game is released.
Rate 5 catalog items = 100k - Bronze
Rate 100 catalog items = 1m - Silver
Rate 250 catalog items = 5m - Gold
Rate 500 catalog items = 10m - Platinum

Check out all of the Gouki.com Achievements.

Have a suggestion for a Gouki.com Achievement? We'd love to hear it, leave it in the comments below. Try to describe it as best as possible.

As always, thanks for being a part of Gouki.com Number 1 in the World!

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