Community The New WORLD...of warcraft

By de bad shot — December 4, 2010
Tags: preview review wow

The Shattering has hit, whats the big deal?

Well for those of you jimmys that never played World of Warcraft your simply missing out, and the guys at Blizzrd have made it MUCH easier for you to get into and hooked on WoW. The new expansion pack Cataclysm comes out on the 7th and with this one the guys at Blizzard have listen to all the jimmys have had to say over the years and have made MANY MANY and MANY MORE changes and improvments to the world and the characters. It may come out next week but Blizzard has already changed alot of the game with a event called the shattering which came out for free about 2 weeks ago.

To start off the world has changed. The whole point to this expansion is that some jimmy ass evil dragon called Death Wing has broken free of his prison under a mountain and wants to rape the whole world with fire. Now when this evil jimmy broke free he fucked up the whole world and caused all kinds of shit. So in short the world has changed forever. With all the areas changed they offer new and better thought out quests. Not just go here kill these or gather this. Since blizzard was changeing the world they desided to address alot of issues people had with the old world. Im not going to go into all that shit because i would be typeing for weeks, but its safe to say they have made things better and prettier.

Now the big thing this new expansion offers are the 2 new races. For the Horde they get Goblins. Goblins are small little green fucks that love money, they by far have the better race shit than the other new race. That new race is the Worgen for the Alliance. Worgen are werewolfs, evil ass looking werewolfs (why they are alliance ill never know) but other than looking cool they dont get much else. The other big changes are the level cap has been raised to 85 and you can use your flying mounts in the old world now. They also added a new secondary profession Archaeology, in which you go around digging up shit and thats about it.

Some of the little things they did change that ill let you in on will help to explain whats up in warcraft these days. First off the guys at Blizzard have added a new class choise for every race, in the old days a Dwarf could never be a Shaman, and a Tauren couldint be a Paladin. Those days are over. So ya every race gets a new class BUT all classes got changed around alittle and the talents are a totaly new ball game. You get less talent points now but they made it more of a role thing so u wont have these jimmys that have allittle of everything that really have nothing and are good for nothing. They also changed all the spells and skills, instead of having ranks and shit and having to waist all your gold on that quere shit they made it so you buy a spell once and it gets better with your level. Probably the best little thing they changed was the Hunter, now that faggot wont be useing mana but will instead have foucus much like a Rouge, ALSO no more ammo for hunters.

Some of the new features that they did was a total overhaul of the Looking For Group system. Now it works cross server so your dealing with EVERYONE who plays WoW, not just the jimmys on your server. Which speeds shit up 10 fold. If PVP was your thing (thats Player vs Player) they got rid of all those stupid marks from all the battlegrounds and just simply replaced it with honor, FAR BETTER WAY OF DOING IT! they also added 2 new battle grounds. This next deal i have no clue what its deal is or what kind of shit you get for it but there is a guild ranking deal now. I guess you get shit when your guild gets better and better.

Theres tons of shit they added and tons of changes they did, all i can say is this is the best World of Warcraft expansion to date. It might not offer a whole new continent to explore like the other 2 befor it BUT it dose change the whole world and gives you a new shit to find and do.

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Release Date: Nov 23, 2004

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Comments

You are not alone in this game, my brother. I've been playin for almost 5 years (on and off) and I cant wait for the expansion. The only problem is that now we'll have all these noob jimmys buyn up the game, playin for the first time, and crying like little bitches with their cocks bitten off after I pwn their asses 20 or 30 times with my rogue....heh heh. This is gonna be good.

vegetahimself rated World of Warcraft Buy it
Dec 5, 2010 by vegetahimself

What server is everyone on?

ThaBrad has not rated World of Warcraft yet.
Dec 6, 2010 by ThaBrad

I am not on the WoW. But thank you for writing such an in depth review. I refuse to play the WoW, so don't axe. Everything sounds really cool, but I'm just not into the overall look of the game.

Besides if I started tomorrow, I'd choose and Goblin, Hunter, Archeologist and I'm sure I'd get shit from the "pros" on the game. Nuuuuuubfarm.

goukijones rated World of Warcraft Flush it
Dec 6, 2010 by goukijones

Read a few articles, play a few hours, not that bad. I just started in the last expansion and picked it up pretty quick.

ThaBrad has not rated World of Warcraft yet.
Dec 6, 2010 by ThaBrad

Negative. DC Online Universe in March. Something I can relate to. I'm practically a super hero already.

goukijones rated World of Warcraft Flush it
Dec 6, 2010 by goukijones

my brother bleeds warcraft im sure he is crying somewhere becuz he can't get it on release day lol

blazemanx rated World of Warcraft Buy it
Dec 6, 2010 by blazemanx

@gouki, all your mmo suck balls, DC will be fantasy all over again

DE bad shot has not rated World of Warcraft yet.
Dec 6, 2010 by DE bad shot

also got my copy already MIDNIGHT GOBLIN TIME JIMMES

DE bad shot has not rated World of Warcraft yet.
Dec 6, 2010 by DE bad shot

1 more also, they stream lined to fuck out of the whole game WAY easier to get into and understand whats going on. all kinds of new quest help and shit

DE bad shot has not rated World of Warcraft yet.
Dec 6, 2010 by DE bad shot

Starcraft 2 is my type of Blizzard Game.. Possible Diablo 3 when it comes out but we'll see.

InfestedOreo rated World of Warcraft Flush it
Dec 6, 2010 by InfestedOreo

Guy from Canada hit level 85 in 5 hours, are you serious? I didnt think they had good enough internet to even play the game.
http://www.ecanadanow.com/

ThaBrad has not rated World of Warcraft yet.
Dec 7, 2010 by ThaBrad

about 10 people hit 85 in the last 10 minutes, but i decided against getting the game til later in the week. I need to concentrate on work since i have a life and a marriage, lol. server mug'thol. Horde. Fuck the alliance.

vegetahimself rated World of Warcraft Buy it
Dec 7, 2010 by vegetahimself