It's been 12 years since Gouki.com first stumbled drunkingly onto the internet. Check out our stats from the last year to the most recent 30 days. And thank you for visiting Gouki.com.
First off, Gouki.com would like to thank all of the users that have been visiting the site for the past 12 years. We would also like to welcome and thank all of the new users that have joined us since our massive relaunch in 2009. Yes, that even includes Kof2012.
Since Gouki.com was a birthday gift to me so many years ago from my excellent friend and co-founder of the new Gouki.com, BatRastered, The 27th of January will always be the anniversary. Over the years the site has been many things. At one point I wrote and uploaded all of the code myself, I didn't have a clue what I was doing. The site showed it too. lol. I tried to cover, movies, tv, video games, comics, local Las Vegas hot spots. None of that worked, I could never keep every section looking mint. At that time, I also had the wise idea to advertise on television. Boy did I have internet marketing all bass ackwards.
A few years later, I moved away from Las Vegas in search of my lost soul and the site drifted into oblivion. Not the game, the void of the internet. Then Xbox Live and Halo 2 came out and changed my world forever, yeah one of those moments. Online FPS with friends from all around the world? Sounds awesome right. The term Jimmy also came from this. Based on one of my best friends Jimmy Roman, you all know him as the incredible FnJimmy. When I played Halo 2, I was killing people that sucked or was being partied up with nuabs, I just started calling everybody Jimmy. It didn't matter, I might as well been playing with Jimmy at that point. Just nameless random pick-up Jimmys.
Then everybody I was playing with started to call me Jimmy and everybody else Jimmy. It quickly became a worldwide phenomenon. I know you saw that Scottish Jimmy running around in the oil commercials screaming "Think with your dipstick Jimmy!" Yeah, they had to ask for the rights to call those Jimmys a Jimmy.
Ok enough nonsense. Here's a look at our growth over the last month.
30,000 Visits. Thank you very much! That's up over 55% since December.
Some of the top pages from the last 30 days:
Nififf [Chun Li] VS Bison/Guile Super Street Fighter IV from EVO 2010
Quick match here. Bison gets destroyed. Then the guy that looked like BatRastered in disguise pulls out Guile and he gets raiped. Good look at Chun Li just pwnn here.
Goukimunity members ErikEstrada and goukijones love the Halo Wars. Check out these exclusive videos from 1/20/2011. Don't be a Jimmy.
For those of you who don't know what Halo Wars is, or just don't give a shit, you should just skip this story. If you want to see some hardcore gangsta ass Halo Wars pwnn by two pros, then watch.
In the first video, Estrada and goukijones are against two Covenant leaders and these guys are a couple of real Jimmys. The first half of the video you get a real good look at my strategy for building and controlling the field. Simply masterful. The second half is a full-on attack. Get railed!
5:18 Skip to the spectacular coordinated attack strike
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Play through the Halo Reach campaign with GoukiJones and BatRastered. Achievement unlocked.
This Tuesday Halo Reach will be released. Most of us will be picking it up that morning, at 12:01 am. Which will probably lead to hours and hours of straight multiplayer pwnfest. If you want to play the multiplayer with us send us a message on Xbox LIVE.
If you want to play the campaign with us and try to unlock as many acheievements as we can on that first run. Which by the way will be on Legendary. Don't be a Jimmy.
Speaking of Jimmy, Jimmy may have the third spot locked up. Who actually knows when and where he will be that day. He is Jimmy. Also Akskiller, winner of the Halo Reach giveaway. That Jimmy has a free invite, if he wants to pwn with us.
All you other Jimmys have to be a member of Gouki.com. Which means you can't have a profile lookin' like a Groton.
The campaign run will take place on Tuesday September 14th 2010 at 2pm (PDT) Don't be a Jimmy! See you online.
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We'll send invites out when we get online and get everything set up. Pwnfest begins Tuesday morning at 12:01 am and goes ALL WEEK LONG!
I’m looking for some serious people to get down and destroy this Final Fantasy XIV. Team up with the Gouki Guild.
Gouki Guild in Final Fantasy XIV. Number 1 in the Eorzea!
I haven’t decided what town and or Job or craft I will do just yet. I will tell you I will not start in the castle town of Ul’dah. That is nubfarm. So lets talk about Gridania, it’s in the woods. The Bontanist, carpenters, and archer’s guild are all in Gridinia. Also the lancer's and Conjurrer's guilds as well. Those are all classes I’ve considered really focusing on. Bontanist for sure. I will be doing bontany, for a few reasons. One, it gets you out of the town. Chopping down trees and hacking away at flowers and other foliage.
I don’t think it will matter about which city we start in. The other option is Limsa Lominsa. My only issue is with this place is that it’s an island. That probably won’t make a difference once we unlock all of the travel routes. I like the water town because it’s open, blue and green. Gridania is just dark green and seems like it’s in the shade everywhere.
As a guild we will focus on working together throughout the world. Choose any class or profession you like. It’s more important to have fun than anything else. We’ll combine whatever we choose and work from there. I’m sure there will be plenty of things we will be able to take advantage of early one. Especially with my experience with the beta at this point. I got one Jimmy maxed out for the beta. Tons of items, maxed gear and a ton of money. What I need is some partners in crime and to take our Jimmys out and level them up.
So if you want to join the Gouki Guild sign up for Gouki.com and leave a comment on this story. On September 22, 2010 when Final Fantasy XIV is released we’ll meet and figure out what planet we’re gonna be on and go from there. Don’t be a Jimmy!
By: Cinderkin Jan 18, 2011 | 24 Comments
Wanna come play Super Street Fighter 4 with the Gouki.com crew? Well now you can. Every Sunday Team Gouki will get together and play SSF4 with the Gouki.com users. Be apart of our weekly fun.
Super Street Fighter 4
Sunday 8 pm–11pm PST
Endless Battle, Team Battle, Tournament Mode
Xbox 360 (PS3 coming soon)
Who Can Join:
Any Gouki.com Member
Come join Team Gouki in a friendly night of Street Fighter. We play for fun on Sunday Nights so feel free to invite your friends to play, and if you feel like you aren’t good at the game don’t worry. FNJimmy will be there. We don’t just play the traditional endless battle either. We do things like 1 round endless, no hud matches, all random, and more. Team battles and Tournament Mode will be played as well. So come and join Team Gouki every Sunday.
We start at 8pm and end at 11pm. Just pick a time and that works for you and come join us. Be sure to add Cinderkin to your friends list and send me a message saying you’re playing Sunday. Don’t be a Jimmy! See you Sunday!
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By: goukijones Apr 28, 2013 | 0 Comments
BatRastered & GoukiJones heading north? To Salt Lake City, Utah for Salt Fest.
By: goukijones Nov 13, 2011 | 4 Comments
Featuring a new character from UMvC3 in each match. We did this just to show off regular gamers playing Ultimate for the first time. We hope you enjoy our tournament. Includes FnJimmy's redemption match. #dontbeajimmy
Player 1 Choke VS Player 2 FnJimmy
Featuring Phoenix Wright, Nemesis T-Type, & Firebrand
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By: goukijones Sep 17, 2010 | 29 Comments
Now in its fourth year, Gouki.com presents ... Pwntober 4. Sign up for your chance to be in the annual Halo montage. UPDATED Deadline October 18, 2010.
PWNtober 2010. Number 1 on Planet Reach! UPDATED Deadline October 18, 2010
If you want to be a part of the biggest montage of the year Pwntober, leave a comment below and start saving your most PWNnest clips from Halo Reach.Read full story...
Nififf [Chun Li] VS Rufus Super Street Fighter IV from EVO 2010
This fight took place right after Nififf had his 3rd match. The quick turn around and the wild style of Rufus I believe caught him off guard. Still and excellent match. Keep Rufus away from me.
By: goukijones Nov 7, 2011 | 2 Comments
This 3 man double elimination tournament includes exclusive commentary featuring Team Gouki. Choke, GoukiJones and The FnJimmy. The video displays excellent execution in what could be confused as a clip from EVO. Just kidding.
Choke VS FnJimmy
GoukiJones VS Choke
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Nififf [Chun Li] VS Rufus Super Street Fighter IV from EVO 2010
I'm sorry I missed the first fight of this match because I was stuffing my fat face with a
hamburger(salad) downstairs. This is the last two fights of Nififf Vs a Gouki he just couldn't get over on. Another great fight.
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