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Nintendo Booth E3 2013 GJ vs FNJ Exclusive Video

By: goukijones Jun 30, 2013 | 1 Comments

GoukiJones & FnJimmy discuss the wonders of the Nintendo booth. E3 2013.

Have to take special note that the Nintendo booth babes change their clothes. You have to get the pics of mini-skirts on day one! Oh wait, this about games right. Well like we say we didn't play any games in the Nintendo booth. Once I saw the bikes in the Mario Kart, my care factor for this game dropped to 0. Absolutely 0 interest at this point. I'll let FnJimmy get it & bring it over. But if the bikes are anything like the last Mario Kart, I'll be sticking to my 64. Don't be a Jimmy.

Luigi got his own game, it's just a copy of Super Mario Wii-U. Pikmin, I played last year, it'll be out soon, so didn't need to play that. What else? Oh Nintendo, the next Zelda better blow Jimmys out of the water. What happened to the Wonderful 101?

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GoukiJones & FnJimmy describe what all of the hub bub is about in the Playstation booth. E3 2013.

IF I NEEDED to get 1 of these next-gen consoles it would be a PS4. Mostly because of the price. But there were no exclusive games I saw that had me really wanting a PS4. I'm not excited about either 1 of these systems. I'm more excited about building a PC just to play games & then downloading my entire collection again from steam for like $17.99 or some shit. Titanfall PC.

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Xbox Booth E3 2013 GJ vs FNJ Exclusive Video

By: goukijones Jun 30, 2013 | 1 Comments

GoukiJones & FnJimmy talk about Microsoft at E3 2013.

I'm not super hype for the Xbox One. What does it have Dead Rising 3? Halo 5 in 2014. I'm over this 343 shit. I gave 4 a good run, I don't want to play that anymore. Destiny I'll play on PC if not, PS4, it'll be $100 cheaper. Don't be a Jimmy! 

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Capcom Booth E3 2013 GJ vs FNJ Exclusive Video

By: goukijones Jun 30, 2013 | 1 Comments

GoukiJones & FnJimmy talk about Dead Rising while dodging some zombie & nuabs outside the Capcom booth. E3 2013.

Dead Rising 3 was easily 1 of the coolest games we saw during the week. Xbox One exclusive, but still not worth $560. Capcom didn't have much going on this year. They had a way better booth than last year, but were still showing us Lost Planet 3. Didn't this game come out like 2 years ago? FnJimmy sang the Duck Tales theme song in a sound proof booth ... god where is the highlight reel of that?

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GoukiJones & FnJimmy talk about Final Fantasy XIV & other Square Enix games at E3 2013.

Murdered Soul Suspect was 1 of the worst demos I saw. Besides that Wolfenstein shit. Another freezing dark room packed full of Jimmys. I was literally holding myself up from falling over. Because of what happened during this demo I have made a new rule to sit/stand near the door of game I don't know anything about. I so wanted out of that room. 

"Excuse me, pause for a second." Then I get up & stumble out over 20 nuabs sitting on the floor. Dear god never again!

I'm super hype for the Final Fantasy XIV. I've been playing in the beta the last 2 weeks & have already logged well over 40+ hours. They did a really good job on COMPLETELY REMAKING THE ENTIRE GAME. Again I digress, BatRastered had the best take. 

"Isn't it just XI HD?" Yep.

Thief. Thief looked so bad during the press conference or where ever I saw that game play demo. Maybe the Keighly. The characters just running up to you to get smacked & the terrible, horrible animation. 2004 type shit. Pass. 

I played the FFX remake for like 15 minutes. All I watched were cut scenes with 0 skipping abilities. Fuck that.

Then there was something called Final Fantasy XIII-2 X3 4 Jimmys Lighting Returns. Ridiculous! Why can't Square let go of that horrible game?!

I am hype for that Final Fantasy XV tho. Even tho none of it is quite real just yet. 

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Bethseda Booth E3 2013 GJ vs FNJ Exclusive Video

By: goukijones Jun 30, 2013 | 1 Comments

GoukiJones & FnJimmy talk about how Bethesda can't keep FnJimmy awake. Plus a shout out to MNO. Fukkaboi! E3 2013.

2 years in a row Bethesda sticks us in dark cold room & shows us 3 extremely slow videos. They say they are actual gameplay with some Jimmy playing in the next room. Why is he playing in the next room? Because he is playing the same demo about 10 times a day & you guys decided to just tape the shit instead, who would know?

The Wolfenstein was a god damn nightmare. 15 minutes spent in a dialog combat scenario or some shit, I was barely paying attention. I was more focused on this sexy milf sitting in the row in front of me & the nuab next to her, wondering if he was railing her in some secret location of the L.A. convention center that I had no idea of. 

Then there was something from the director of Resident Evil 2. This game looked way worse than RE2. I mean, it looked the exact same, just way worse. Fixed cameras, running around & doing puzzles & shit. The game looked like it was made in 1996. There was a whole scene of you just running away from some chainsaw monster. The entire thing was so scripted, I couldn't see how you could fail at this. The monster even sees the guy at 1 point. Dumb.

There's was 10 minutes of the Skyrim MMO, but I can't remember any of that. Then we got let out into the demo area where you could play Wolfenstein - NO - or the Skyrim MMO. I walked over the MMO & it looked just like I imagined it. Skyrim graphics & some nuab running around killing shit to get XP with other Jimmys in the same world. 

C'mon Bethesda, where is Prey 2? That was 2 years ago!

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Lego Booth E3 2013 GJ vs FNJ Exclusive Video

By: goukijones Jun 30, 2013 | 2 Comments

GoukiJones & FnJimmy discuss GoukiJones' farts from E3 2013 & also new Lego titles.

The Lego games are cool. Not super great, I haven't played 1 in years. The new Chima browser based MMO, looks alright, but I can't say how much interest I actually have in that game. 10%? The Avengers looks really cool, some of the best split screen game play I've seen. I probably should have recorded a little bit to show you. Maybe there's a video online ... Nope.

Warner Bros. was also showing off ANOTHER LoL clone, this 1 tho has DC characters. I don't really know if it was an LoL clone tho. There's was a ton of JImmys crowded around playing it. There was a stage with 10 set ups, announcers & a pro-team there. A pro-team? So no interested. Jimmy?

Mad Max was there. Some next-gen super game ... allegedly. I'm not bothered with this either. This game doesn't exist yet as far as I'm concerned. 

What kind of gameplay do you figure you're going to see during this demo? I haven't read anything about this game - Like I said, I don't believe it's real. I figure the demo is 1: watching that trailer again. 2: some guy driving around in a barren wasteland? Shooting at Jimmys in random encampments? I bet you there is no clever scavenging system or leveling up. What is this Rage 2? Again, none of my takes are factual. I have 0 interest in this game. 

Go Lego!

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Konami Booth E3 2013 GJ vs FNJ Exclusive Video

By: goukijones Jun 30, 2013 | 1 Comments

GoukiJones & FnJimmy outside of the Konami booth at E3 2013.

FnJimmy doesn't even remember playing the Castlevania last year. Must have been something seriously memorable. Check out his Golden Video Review Castlevania Lords of Shadow. My bad it's from 2010. 2010? Tha's some old shit. 

Anyway about Konami. The new Metal Gear looks terrible as always. The ducking on the horse to avoid bad guys really pisses me off. Having to fast forward parts or your game during a demo is a complete disgrace. I don't understand how people sitting around a boardroom table approve stuff like this. They have to know that the community is going to blow them up for fast forwarding. It's bad enough I'm skipping thru all of your cut scenes, now you're telling me traveling the world is going to be even worse? GTFO.

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GoukiJones & FnJimmy just finished playing the new Killer Instinct for the first time. E3 2013.

My biggest issue with this game is that 1 set up is going to cost like $600. This also doesn't sell me the system. Microsoft/Rare are making a huge mistake bringing this game out. It will NOT be at EVO 2014. 

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Check out some of the hottest booth babes from E3. Exclusive pictures from GoukiJones.

E3 2013

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inFAMOUS Second Son Gameplay demo

By: BatRastered Jun 17, 2013 | 0 Comments

Watch the first official gameplay reveal for the PlayStation 4 exclusive, inFAMOUS Second Son

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Watch Dogs E3 2013 Gameplay Walkthrough Demo!

By: Cinderkin Jun 13, 2013 | 0 Comments

Check out the all new E3 gameplay walkthrough for the upcoming Watch Dogs!

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