A letter from goukijones

By goukijones — January 20, 2011
Tags: blithering-blathering blog editorial

Post Masturbation Thoughts

Sitting in the dark waiting for the red light to flash. Then a bright red flicker flashes in the dark. It lasted for only half a second but the way it lit up the wall and lampshade above seemed like an eternity. Maybe it's that email I've been waiting for all day. Nope, just some nuab twitter ass spammer. Fuckin' Jimmys! Go follow FranktheNuab. I'm not one at all to say fuck life. But I joke about hanging myself with a wet towel. People ask me, why a wet towel? I heard once that if you strangle a person with a wet towel, it won't leave any marks. Yeah I get it, when I'm found, I'll still have a wet towel around my neck. Fuck man, I'm not gonna kill myself. As of right now this is all still hypothetical.

There's also a bit about how I'm gonna play the iPad commercial music, while I hang myself with a wet towel. That fuckin' song drives me crazy and I couldn't think of anything else to have on in the background, to push myself over the edge. Gouki.com just wrapped up some awesome CES 2011 coverage and we've been PWNn the traffic ever since. AEE was a blast, finishing that video was certainly a load off. Or load out, get it? Load? I hope the Jimmys enjoy that video. I would like to make a personal vow to all of my Halo brothers, who are patiently waiting for PWNtober 2010. PWNtober is on the way, get ready for some serious RAIL TIME! Nublock!

Thank you to everyone who is reading, contributing and enjoying Gouki.com. BatRastered and I are grateful for every post you make on any of our sites. So keep writing stories, leaving comments and sharing with your friends. Now lets go fuck 2011 in her sweet ass Jimmy! - There was something else written here, but the the paper looks like it got wet or something.

Thanks for reading.

Comments

gouki.com OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jan 20, 2011 by blazemanx

no marks eh? some palestinian lady got strangled with a wet towel in 09 by her uncle, 2 bros and 2 cousins =o

and yes, gouki.com owns

Jan 20, 2011 by iorilamia

blazemanx said it. gouki.com NUMBER ONE FOREVER!

Jan 20, 2011 by grey walrus

Unlike Duke Nukem Forever, Pwntober 2010 actually exists... I've seen De_Bad_Shot getting railed in the face with a shotgun like 100 times.

Jan 20, 2011 by BatRastered

If you put "get it?" it wasn't worth typing to begin with or the person/people you're saying/typing it to don't deserve to understand.

I would gladly strangle you with the wet towel to the iPad music if you ever feel like you can't go through with it. Only then can I feel less guilty about throwing away your action figures one a day like I've been doing.

Jan 20, 2011 by choke

"get it?" - I'm dealin' with a bunch of fuckin' Jimmys here. And I'm one of them.

As far as my action figures go, I have complete inventory list. I know what's there. Crap.

Jan 20, 2011 by goukijones