GoukiJones’ E3 2014 Predictions. Why I’m not going.

By goukijones — June 8, 2014
Tags: blithering-blathering blog e3-2014

Joe needs to fix this summary thing!

The 2 things I’m gonna miss from E3 the most are the Miyako Hotel & Mitsuru Grill. I’ve been going to E3 for the last 15 year or so. How many years in a row is I going to axe myself how many more years are we going to see the same shit? So I think before we even got on the plane last year to come home from E3 we decided we weren’t going to go next year. 2014.

Seriously what at the show am I missing the most? Prolly the Final Fantasy XIV stuff. 2 live letters & some version of Leviathan where you can win a shirt & get some giant bag w/ Shiva on it. Oh btw, Yoshi P prolly gonna show us Shiva next week. Prediction #1.

Final Fantasy XIV & SimCity 2013 are the only 2 games I’ve been playing recently. That’s a lie, I’ve been playing a ton of Mario Kart too. The Fantasy has been getting draggy tho. No raid group & grinding out myth is not helping anybody out. Taking it slow until the next major patch. SimCity, I don’t know why the fuck I’m playing this game, it’s so stupid. I’ve never seen any other game do so much stupid stuff. The Mario Kart is dope, hit me up … I’m on FnJimmy’s account.

So yeah, I’m hard up for some new shit. Some good shit. I’m not talking about a rehash, sequel, some bullshit ...

Just a few days away... #UbiE3 #AssassinsCreed pic.twitter.com/DLLPE3fB42
— Ubisoft (@Ubisoft) June 7, 2014

This is a perfect example of why I’m not going. This probably isn’t even playable. You got wait hours in line. It’s inside some small room, that they try to jam like 50 jimmys inside & there’s no ac. OR it’s fuckin’ freezing & muthafuckas are falling over asleep during the presentation of Murdered: Soul Suspect. Whatever Square was calling that dumb ass game.

New Batman game coming out. We finally getting a GTA Arkham City? Got the car now, what else do you need. New COD? Graw or something. Graw. lol. New Battlefield. Yup, that’s right, get on this yearly train. Red Dead on PC? Maybe, but what would be even better is that Red Dead 2 was coming! I’m excited about Dragon Age 3, but that’ll be here in a few months so I don’t care to hear too many spoilers from E3 about that game.

Real predictions? Real shit?
Halo. I expect Halo to have a new game come out this year, whether it’s Halo 2 remake or some anniversary set of Halo 1-???. The kicker is that it’s going to have some new MP, using the Halo 4 engine. Probably some duel wielding. ^.-

GTA? PC?

Nintendo might show a Zelda. Might not be playable on the floor, but they might have some shit to show us during the press conference. C’mon, why wouldn’t Nintendo do some serious work on a legit Zelda to attract ALL fans of Zelda past, present & future. It’s gotta be the full on dream version tho right? But, I’m probably dreaming. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnuab!

Hopefully we’ll see some new Mass Effect, rumor has been some new trilogy is in the works. Don’t REALLY care too much about that right now. You know that shit ain’t coming out until late 2015 if not 2016. You Jimmys know how this E3 shit works. NOTHING ever comes out when they say it will. Fuck, half these games they show us during these show don’t even actually exist! They’re tech demos. I fuckin’ wish this would come out!

Guardians of the last or whatever the fuck that Sony shit is called from the nuab that made the colossus game. Yes, that shit looked cool, but that was 5 years ago. Get over it. One thing is for sure we will finally find out this year if this game is really cancelled or not! This year. This is the year.

Something I’d like to see is another Dishonored. I like that a lot. That Last of Us was good too. Deus Ex. Did anybody play that? I can’t find too many people who have. I played the shit out of that game. I wish, I wish to all the gods on the seven suns. MAKE A NEW HALO WARS. That would sell me an Xbox ONE. Jimmy!

Tomorrow is E3. I’ll be doing up previews based off whatever I see on TV or the internet. Good luck. Don’t be a Jimmy! Thanks for reading. Follow me on Twitter.

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