"Super Smash brothers is not a wrestling game.....you cannot change direction in mid-air"
Recently stumbled across the thousands of videos navgtr has uploaded on youtube. Alot of these consist of reviews back in early 90's by Adam "EHHG UGH ITS THE RAGING DEMON" Sessler. These reviews are so horrible its hilarious, heres some i picked out, including a link to the youtube channel and a link to the websites archives(in alphabetical order)Read full story...
By: iorilamia Mar 14, 2011 | 10 Comments
I don't even know why I'm still posting these. Here's another video is Desk showing off something ridiculous. But I think it's worth watching because of Cap's reputation of being a " bad character"
Many people don't play Captain America. He has good strength and techniques but he just doesn't seem to cut it out for most. Behold one of the easiest infinites you will ever see. It is basically sweep into shield slash spam. Can be comboed into super or snapback easily. Requires no meter, assist or xfactor. So far it works on 35/16 of the roster and on some characters you may need to throw in a jumping SS to continue the combo. Enjoy and leave a comment below ;)
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By: iorilamia Mar 28, 2011 | 5 Comments
Indie Stone Studios has an intriguing game in the works that me be the most in-depth zombie game you have heard of.
The game is still in works, you can pre-order it / donate for $8 or more and receive free updates forever, awesome. Anyways, heres some stuff planned/ being worked on features.
You will be able to play on browser or stand-alone game itself . A full body dmg system will be implemented, example would be jumping out of a window will break your leg....you won't get far. Different zombies are affected different ways, sight, smell, sound which also ties into the games real-time feature, which changes how you will deal with certain zombies at different times of the day. Character are effected by almost anything. Hunger, insanity, a scratch that may slowly transform you.
What really caught my eye was how zombie bodies don't just dissapear. Mounds of bodies may mentally effect you or your teamates or slowly disease you, burying them can take a long time...and burning them lets people...or zombies know where you are. Multiplayer ofcourse is neccesary . Need to keep eachother safe, barracade buildins and store your items. But you never know if one of them may "turn" And ofcourse the game has crafting and stat building! Learn to fight zombies better, build shit, and treat wounds.
A short video was uploaded by http://www.youtube.com/user/lemmy103 , it's not much since the game is still developing, but it's something!
So what do you think so far? This is only some of the many things being worked on in the game, check out the blogs below for all the info and more pics. The game seems like it could keep my attention for a while, plenty of ninfty features. Leave a comment below on your thoughts.
[UPDATED] Mar 29, 8:19 AM
In a recent interview , the developers stated the game isn't a MMO. That gaming news sources just started calling it that. They did say the multiplayer is up to 8 players (so far) and that every building/house/school/hospital can be entered.
" Here comes Butterdick Jones and his Heavenly Asshole Machine!"
Bulletstorm, it's a game full of tasteless but extremely funny humor and one- liners. http://www.youtube.com/user/NormalDifficulty loved dialogue so much he created a montage of ridiculous and raunchy sayings in the Campaign. The video doesn't really spoil much and it's not that long either. I laughed my ass off during the single player hearing some of these lines and laughed again watching the video, is it funny to you or just tasteless stupidity? Leave a comment below , jimmy ;)
By: iorilamia Mar 9, 2011 | 10 Comments
Check out a bunch of different zombie types to be featured in Yakuza 4, even some "playful" ones.
source : http://www.andriasang.com/e/blog/2011/03/09/yakuza_ote_zombies/ posted some info and different types of zombies to be featured in Yakuza 4, including famous actors, convience store workers, law inforcement and so on. These include some pretty gnarly zombies and some that just wanna play table tennis. Enjoy and leave your comments on what you think below. It's cool some mini-game features will be present than just a beat-em-up shooter adventure. Check out the source for additional pics and details :D
" I ain't even mad"
Remember reading The Great Gatsby by F.Scott Fitzgerald in highschool wishing " if only it was a video game...." ?
I'm speechless. It's a fake NES online game modeled after the book Gatsby created by Charlie Hooey, Pete Smith Dylan Valentine and Michael DiMotta. The game is made in old fashioned platformer style, jump, shoot and collect coins. You play as Nick Carraway, traveling through West Egg killing butlers and showgirls...with your flying hat! It's actually pretty damn fun and has some bosses. The first level probably has the catchiest song I've ever heard in video game history. Even if you haven't read that boring book, feel free the check out the game :D
By: iorilamia Apr 5, 2011 | 4 Comments
Massive patch list came fixing many bugs, but what may be more exciting are the customizations to come in match-making!
Besides the usual bugs, exploits and balancing patches, they are also bringing us new features to custom match making. It will be released in 2 "Phases" , Phase 1 comes out tommorow with all the other fixes, and phase 2 is to be announced.
Phase 1 allows you to create unranked games with the choice of
-missions (warzone only)
-mission time (warzone only)
-invite squad members
-invite enemy squad leader
-More configuration options for missions in Warzone and Operations
-Adjustable kill count for Guerrilla Warfare
-Configurable Unlocks (choose which one you want to play with)
-Configurable Classes (choose which one you want to play with)
-Configurable Weapons, Abilities, Skills, Ribbons
-Friendly Fire On/Off
-Brutal Melee On/Off
OOOOH DAMN! If you play K3, you know this is a huge step in an awesome direction. The custom possibilites sound so fun, already imagining a game with only pistols, brutal melee and Infiltrators ; insane.
And heres the rest of the patch notes that are cool, but the Phases are what really caught my eye.
-Bullet Damage and Faster Aim ribbon now unlock correctly
- Separate turn speeds for ADS on Primary weapons in Multiplayer
- Increased Accuracy ribbon effectiveness has been lowered
- Bullet Damage ribbon effectiveness has been lowered
- The 3rd person revive beam now shows correctly
- Bilgarsk Boulevard - preventing players getting stuck at spawn location
- Akmir Snowdrift - fixed a problem where the speaker object can fall beneath a piece - of geometry
- Fixed a crash when joining a Guerrilla Warfare Clan match
- Blood Gracht - Fix for a hang when the Recon ability was used
- Fixed a crash while joining a Warzone game
- Player gets directed to multiplayer lobby when being kicked from game due to inactivity
- Adjustments to reduce the server load
- MAWLR Graveyard -Improved collision around one of the Capture and Hold locations
- Kaznan Jungle - Added a blocker around a tree to prevent player to use tree to jump out of the level
- Bilgarsk Boulevard - Removed invisible collision of S&D objectives in Guerrilla Warfare
- Bilgarsk Boulevard - Prevent players from accessing an advantageous position (above the ISA Base) and climb out of the level
Single Player Story-
- Scrapyard Shortcut - Mobile Factory - Fixed a hang to a red Debug screen upon the user reaching the Jetpack Troopers
- Added a "Mute all" button
- Updated icons and text on the Medals statistics
- Fixed clipped text for moderator messages
- The Faster Reload ribbon now updates properly on the Personal statistics page
- The Increased Accuracy ribbon now updates properly on the Personal statistics page
- The Bullet Damage ribbon now updates properly on the Personal statistics page
- Fixes a hang when accepting a squad invite on the final results screen of an online game
- Fixed the Pause functionality in Botzone on the Class selection screen
- "Squad menu" is changed to "manage players" in the menu
MOVE AND SHARPSHOOTER-
- Button configuration improvements - Swapped L1/L2 grenade and aim
- Melee is now on the circle button
- Multiplayer - Aim Lock will now time out after one second
- Camera turn upped while using jetpack. Lowered for mounted weapons
Loads of fixes and such. Any of you guys still playing Killzone 3? What do you think of all of this? Don't be a jimmy, leave a comment below :D
By: iorilamia Jun 17, 2011 | 10 Comments
The fighting game Community in Maui has exploded in the last couple of months due to one random idea. (Finals match link inside!)
For a long time me, my friend Eli and Dwyane thought we were the best on Maui when it came to majority of fighting games out there (except Tekken). So a couple of months ago while at my house Eli was like " Yo, let's make an event on Facebook, a SSF4 and MVC3 tournament at the college and see who will come" I thought it was an amazing idea and we went on with it. Me and 2 other friends brought a system and our games. The Maui College has a huge student lounge that is open almost the whole day that anyone an go to, and we were surprised by all the people who showed up. Learning that there were people as good as us in some games and better in others was amazing. That day we didn't get around to a tournament, I believe there was like 8 hours of casuals, leading to us becoming good friends with a lot of the guys who stayed until closing.
Soon after one of the guys we met created a group of Facebook called Maui Street Fighter. Here we planned the next events and settled that we would meet up every Wednesday for SSF4 tournaments and mvc3 casuals (not too many people played mvc3, so a small tourney would be lame) Every Wednesday the amount of people grew and everyone's skill levels increased.
Things have gotten to a point where we had a good idea on who was bringing what set-ups and we could run our events at the school easily. The lounge is open from about 8 am to 9 pm. The security guards have gotten used to seeing around 30 dudes getting super hyped over games, so sometimes they let us stay till 11 to finish our events <3
A big surprise about a week ago was a huge influx in new people! The best part was, they were Marvel and Tekken players. This led up to us having 3 actual tournaments in a night (which is hard to fit in when you do them one by one). Tekken was singles (since it had the smallest entrants), Marvel was teams of 2 and SSF4 AE was teams of 3.
I love playing MVC3 casuals and felt pretty confident in the tournament. I didn't play Tekken and my SSF4 team got OCV'd by my close friend who plays me all the time; knew it was coming :p My teamate for Marvel was Adi, a guy who I felt pretty even with in skill leading up to more confidence (he played Wolverine, She-Hulk Storm and Wesker). He went first, beating the first few teams by himself and I didn't have to play. But when it came to the semi-finals and finals, he lost every set and I carried the way (which added more pressure than I thought it would).
In the end, it came down to me playing Morrigan, X-23 and Wesker vs. a really strong Hulk-She-Hulk and Dormmamu. (Before that I played his teamate in a very interesting battle with me playing Mageto, x-23 and Wesker and him playing Magneto, X-23 Dommamu) Both of us were dropping combos towards the end and I purposely didn't punish some things because I knew if I messed up one bit, I would have died ; ended up playing it safe. The photographer was nice enough to upload a video of the final match, but it is only on Facebook, I'm not sure if you will be able to view it upon signing in (I HOPE SO! IT'S GODLIKE) If anything, I'll share it on the Gouki.com wall.
So Adi and I won! Split the prize $ and took a bro-photo. It was truly a great tournament and a great experience. Glare makes me look cross-eyed but that's ok. Everyone attending the Maui College fighting events are awesome people and it is great that our community has grown so much from a friend saying " Brah let's make a event on Facebook". It's so hype having over 30 people in a room with many different play-styles and skills. Hopefully I can get more pictures from the guy or videos.
~Shout-outs to Gouki.com, Adi and I played on the MVC3 stick the entire time~
Short but sweet.
The game looks just like the promotional YouTube videos, theirs blood and limbs everywhere! The feel of the game runs smoothly and killshots are...basically everything. Doing random shit and getting points and cool names for it is amusing. I found myself getting "Voodo Doll" majority of the time by randomly using the Leash. The leash is a nobrainer really, you can turn the corner, randomly use it homes to nearest opponent. Its charged versions does a AOE gravity thing and everyone flies up in slomo, good shit. In the end, I thought about the full game. I am a multiplayer oriented person and I accepted the fact of no PVP, the game will be extremely fun co-op but...the skill shots are what intrigues you the most and doing cool shit, it might get annoying playing online and getting kill stolen when your trying to pull off something beastly.Got home, downloaded the demo and played it right away. Honestly, I am impressed. The demo is short and a little bit linear, but its full of fun. It's you the chick and the cyborg black dude running around killing stuff. There is a good amount of enemies and the NPC on your team don't really seem to kill steal you during the demo, good shit. You run around this weird planet/spacehip and encounter mutant dudes. 5 weapons are available. The Peacemaker Carbine, Flail Gun, Leash, a minigun you can pick up and fling shot. The Carbine works like you thought it would, pretty bread and butter automatic rifle. It (like every other weapon) has a charge version that basically shoots out a beast shot that guarantees a kill on the enemy. The flail gun is a pistol but in its charge version it is like a Flare Gun and the fling shot wraps around enemies, the charge versions has bombs around it that blow them up.
Basicallly I reviewed the demo like this
Grahpics- top fucking notch, the game runs and looks beautifully.
Gameplay-perfect. Controls are easy and mapped well, after you kill like 2 enemies you got it. Npc's were super dumb, but its a demo, they should be. and they can take a hit, if you have bad aim and spam shots at someone, good chance they will get up, and that I really like.
Demo Presentation- Short but really made me want more. You get a good variety of weapons and a real feel of the game as you run around this...weird broken down world/ship?
In the end, I'm gonna end of buying the game, already had it pre-ordered ;D Buy it!
The demo also had some extra goodies. It shows you your friends scores on a leader board and you can also check the whole leader board but, there were some pre-order bonuses also.
After beating the demo it tells you congrats for beating it, and you unlock Boots and Armor and something different about the Leash for when you buy the full game...that's like half of the pre-order deal (especially for us PS3 users T_T). But all in all it was fun as hell, hope you guys play it too and write about what you thought....unless your playing Dead Space 2, have fun ;)
By: iorilamia Jun 17, 2011 | 5 Comments
E3 was cool but much didn't blow me away. What really got me wide-eyed was more info on one of my favorite franchises , the SSX series.
SSX is the Tony Hawk of Snowboarding games and has always been incredibly fun. Initially I was hyped when the new SSX: Deadly Decents was announced but a bit worried. The short trailer didn't have the same ridiculous over-the-top fun flare SSX fans are used to. Instead it had a more serious look. Luckily with the information slowly coming out of the blogs and what was shown at E3 has put a big smile on my face.
Deadly decents does look a bit more armored but the movements and gameplay still has a awesome SSX feel. What they added to the game which is a big step ahead is that they have been using maping data from NASA. "Mountain Man" takes actual lattitude and longitude data to mimic real-life mountains. Also they made a great choice by picking obscure mountains. Instead of picking the big famous ones people always go to (Like Aspen and Taho) they went big and got places in Siberia, Alaska , Himelayas and much more.
The 3 major game modes are Racing, Trick-it and Surviving. Self explanatory especially if you have played the older games. Racing is whoever gets down the mountain fastest, Trick-it is the gory of SSX, doing ridiculous flips and combos for points and surviving is surviving the mountain, avalanches and catastrophes galore.
What was interesting was they changed the control scheme a bit while keeping the old one. The old control sceme with button combinations is still intact, but they also have similiar controls from games like Skate, where you flick the thumb-stick for combos. That sounds super badass , I may be using a combo of both.
The guy also spoke about what "Deadly Decents" really is. Kind of like a boss battle? Not only do you survive through riding the mountin but theres other stuff besides riding a snowboard. Apparently there will be some survivor-man climbing and hiking type stuff. Not too clear on it really >_<
Watching the gameplay really was the best though, seeing the game and being able to tell it is going to have some of the same flare should keep every fan happy.
So SSX fans, how does all of this sound to you? Let us know in comments and check the link below for the video interview.
Video interview : http://blog.us.playstation.com/2011/06/16/e3-replay-ssx-on-ps3/
BONUS AWESOME NEWS! My two favorite characters from the SSX series have been confirmed for Deadly Decents. Mobi and Kaori! <3333333
By: iorilamia Jun 6, 2011 | 4 Comments
The game with the little girls and the breasts has a trailer now...with little girls and breasts.
Side scrolling ninja game where your clothes rip off as you take damage isn't really my type of game. But maybe some of you out there like it. Enjoy the first trailer to Senran Kagura for 3DS.
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By: iorilamia Feb 14, 2011 | 10 Comments
Many people speak of how epic Dark Phoenix is, not many display it...or pull OCV'S in under a minute.
As we all know when Phoenix dies with 5 bar she becomes Dark Phoenix(DP). But many videos involving DP end up with her getting owned, only killing 1-2 people or her vs cpu's T_T Heres a video uploaded by http://www.youtube.com/user/sukijones357 showing her applying very nasty pressure and basically killing them all one by one with 1 combo each. Enjoy the rape.
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