Here's the first ever battle of GoukiJones VS FnJimmy in Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3. EVO 2011.
That's BatRastered behind the camera, so don't look at me Jimmy. Tell him how he did in the comments.
First of all my stick was busted. I would dash forward and Ghost Rider would just crouch. WTF Capcom? They gave us these sweet orange shirts. I want one. FnJimmy vintagely times out on the character screen. Don't be a Jimmy!
By: goukijones May 21, 2011 | 7 Comments
Our 7th edtion of what Gouki.com calls the Madden Bowl of Wrestling. WWE PPV Over The Limit simulated w/ the AI of SmackDown VS Raw 2011. Featuring an exclusive Michael Cole CAWs, this is our most accurate simulation yet. A must see for any wrestling fan.
Each time we do one of these productions our SmackDown VS Raw 2011 gets further and further away from the game was originally released as. I'd go as far as saying we've practically rewritten half of the code by now. (Why this game doesn't get updates throughout the season is a question I will most certainly ask the DEV's at E3.) We add our own music to our CAWs, update music for current superstars and adjust Heel/Face status with the crowd. We've added some sweet Gouki.com and DropTheBelt.com signs. All the Champions are accurate and come the ring with the belts. We're very excited to share this with you. Please leave some comments below. Thanks for watching.
Rey Mysterio VS R-Truth
This is one of the more exciting matches we filmed. Spectacular moves and a great finish.
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By: goukijones May 1, 2011 | 2 Comments
WWE Extreme Rules 2011 matches simulated with SmackDown VS Raw 2011 AI. The matches are as accurate as the game will allow with it's extensive options. The Matches are in HD. The matches are unedited. Including Michelle McCool VS Layla (Loser Leaves WWE)
This is now the 6th PPV we've recreated with WWE SmackDown VS Raw 2011 the videogame. This is also the most accurate we have ever been. All of the matches are in HD. For the first time ever we have every match from the PPV, unless they slide one in on us during the actual event. We hope you enjoy, some of these matches are better than real life.
All of the matches have been recreated as accurately as possible. Not all match types were available in WWE SmackDown VS Raw, such as A Country Whipping Match and we also could not put a vacant championship up for the Del Rio VS Christian match, so we gave the belt to Del Rio.Read full story...
Who will come out on top? Apparently Batrastered... Booze, Fight Sticks, White Chicks, Cornbread, and the VGAs. SSF4 couldn't have gone any better lol.
So most of you saw the VGAs last night, and if you’re a real gamer then you probably came to the same conclusion as I did. 1 it was garbage, and 2 it was straight trash. There was nothing good about the VGAs, oh wait! A game is coming out in 2013! Who the hell cares right now? Where was my Batman gameplay or something substantial? Ok Uncharted 3 was nice to look at I guess.
The only good thing to come out of last night was playing Super Street Fighter 4 with Gouki Jones and Batrastered. Gouki Jones (hammered and stumbling everywhere) is God Tier and Batrastered (Who had 10x better jokes than anything at the VGAs) is Super Ultra Combo God Tier. Then there is me (with a Fight Stick, Controller, and Alcohol) being Scrub 101.
So after the disgrace that is the VGAs we decided to play some Super. Both Jimmys brought out the TE Round 1 Sticks. I was still willing to use that Jimmy Ass Stick. Anyway after getting everything set up it was time to see who was number 1.
Now if you've ever seen me on Xbox Live you'd see that 90% of the time I'm playing Super Street Fighter 4. You'd think that would mean I'm pretty good at the game. Well last night I was so bad even Hakan would have ranked a Tier or 9 higher than me.
1st match me (Hakan) vs Bat (Guile) I think I hit him about 2 times the entire match
2nd match Jones (Cammy) vs Bat (Guile) I felt like I was watching an episode of DBZ. These 2 were flying across the screen so fast I couldn't believe it. I think I saw like 7 Ultras in 1 round. Is that even possible?
3rd match me (Adon) vs Bat (Guile) I think I landed 2 Rising Jaguars and that was it.
Can you see a pattern here? Bat was cleaning house with his Guile Air Grabs, and Sonic Flash Boom Kicks (Jimmy Hacks) and even threw in a little Bison 101 gameplay.
Gouki Jones Loves his Street Fighter 3 Third Strike Dudley, and Bat wanted some Alpha 2 and 3 action. Neither was present and we continued on with SSF4. After Bat reached 10-0 I decided to unplug the Fight Stick Jimmy and I was using and switched over to the 360 Controller. Jones and I both prefer it, and to my surprise the Bat had a Brand Spanking New Controller. The damn thing was so stiff and unbroken into that I couldn't land any combos successfully.
It was a Batrastered Massacre and he was even picking Random here and there. It looked bad for Jones and I. Jimmy Hacks are no joke.
Batrastered was the Champ last night and I want a rematch. Jones was railed by the alcohol (Jimmy Juice can kill) and I was a disgrace to any Street Fighter except for Birdie.
Moral of the Story Jimmys. Don't drink and drive, don’t watch the VGAs next year, don't mix alcohol with fruit loops and cornbread, and if Batrastered is on a roll, spike his drink with Nyquil....
Until Next Time Jimmys!
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