SSF4 With Cinderkin, GoukiJones and BatRastered!

By Cinderkin — December 12, 2010
Tags: batrastered blog goukijones ssf4 super-street-fighter-iv

Who will come out on top? Apparently Batrastered... Booze, Fight Sticks, White Chicks, Cornbread, and the VGAs. SSF4 couldn't have gone any better lol.

So most of you saw the VGAs last night, and if you’re a real gamer then you probably came to the same conclusion as I did. 1 it was garbage, and 2 it was straight trash. There was nothing good about the VGAs, oh wait! A game is coming out in 2013! Who the hell cares right now? Where was my Batman gameplay or something substantial? Ok Uncharted 3 was nice to look at I guess.

The only good thing to come out of last night was playing Super Street Fighter 4 with Gouki Jones and Batrastered. Gouki Jones (hammered and stumbling everywhere) is God Tier and Batrastered (Who had 10x better jokes than anything at the VGAs) is Super Ultra Combo God Tier. Then there is me (with a Fight Stick, Controller, and Alcohol) being Scrub 101.

So after the disgrace that is the VGAs we decided to play some Super. Both Jimmys brought out the TE Round 1 Sticks. I was still willing to use that Jimmy Ass Stick. Anyway after getting everything set up it was time to see who was number 1.

Now if you've ever seen me on Xbox Live you'd see that 90% of the time I'm playing Super Street Fighter 4. You'd think that would mean I'm pretty good at the game. Well last night I was so bad even Hakan would have ranked a Tier or 9 higher than me.

1st match me (Hakan) vs Bat (Guile) I think I hit him about 2 times the entire match

2nd match Jones (Cammy) vs Bat (Guile) I felt like I was watching an episode of DBZ. These 2 were flying across the screen so fast I couldn't believe it. I think I saw like 7 Ultras in 1 round. Is that even possible?

3rd match me (Adon) vs Bat (Guile) I think I landed 2 Rising Jaguars and that was it.

Can you see a pattern here? Bat was cleaning house with his Guile Air Grabs, and Sonic Flash Boom Kicks (Jimmy Hacks) and even threw in a little Bison 101 gameplay.

Gouki Jones Loves his Street Fighter 3 Third Strike Dudley, and Bat wanted some Alpha 2 and 3 action. Neither was present and we continued on with SSF4. After Bat reached 10-0 I decided to unplug the Fight Stick Jimmy and I was using and switched over to the 360 Controller. Jones and I both prefer it, and to my surprise the Bat had a Brand Spanking New Controller. The damn thing was so stiff and unbroken into that I couldn't land any combos successfully.

It was a Batrastered Massacre and he was even picking Random here and there. It looked bad for Jones and I. Jimmy Hacks are no joke.

Batrastered was the Champ last night and I want a rematch. Jones was railed by the alcohol (Jimmy Juice can kill) and I was a disgrace to any Street Fighter except for Birdie.

Moral of the Story Jimmys. Don't drink and drive, don’t watch the VGAs next year, don't mix alcohol with fruit loops and cornbread, and if Batrastered is on a roll, spike his drink with Nyquil....

Until Next Time Jimmys!

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Yea hearing about " some game coming out years later" pisses me off.

and damn Guile, and those beast normals and recovery time....

GoukiJones stoked for 3rdstrike online?

iorilamia rated Super Street Fighter IV Buy it
Dec 12, 2010 by iorilamia

You did beat me with that mirror match though.

Batrastered has not rated Super Street Fighter IV yet.
Dec 12, 2010 by Batrastered

First of all goukijones Jimmy. I'm like the Madonna of video games.

2 there was nothing straight about the VGA's, it was gay.

I am the fifth.

The Third Strike and the Alpha will be up next time we fight. They were in the next room, but I could tell you were scared.

GG

goukijones rated Super Street Fighter IV Buy it
Dec 12, 2010 by goukijones

I've got the Street Fighter Alpha Anthology for my PS2. Oh and next time I'll bring Lost Odyssey, Oblivion, and Red Dead Revolver. I got you Jimmy.

Bat Yeah I did win the Mirror, but I still got railed. I'm pretty disappointed in myself. Remember the Cammy Mirror Match? Exactly!

Cinderkin rated Super Street Fighter IV Buy it
Dec 12, 2010 by Cinderkin

Lol... All I remember from the Cammy mirror match was getting lost as to which one I was controlling half way through. Similar colors FTL!

BatRastered rated Super Street Fighter IV Buy it
Dec 12, 2010 by BatRastered

Chose Random and you get Juri. It's a classic by now. Just ask Sheep Smuggler and Phresh Ghost.

Cinderkin rated Super Street Fighter IV Buy it
Dec 12, 2010 by Cinderkin

I need to start playing Street Fighter again and as for the VGA is the most worthless show ever I even went to the first one live for free and I was so disappointed, may it burn in hell because there is to many dumb jimmys for that show to be cancelled.

fnjimmy rated Super Street Fighter IV Buy it
Dec 12, 2010 by fnjimmy

Jimmy speaks truth!

BatRastered rated Super Street Fighter IV Buy it
Dec 12, 2010 by BatRastered

VGA's votes sound like they are rigged and all videos go online anyway so why bother watching.......

shenwoopunch rated Super Street Fighter IV Rent it
Dec 13, 2010 by shenwoopunch

VGA's? I watched like 10 minutes before I was like "eff this where's street fighter" lol... Then I did a combo-rage channel turn to video 1 ha ha

Zeropointlight rated Super Street Fighter IV Buy it
Dec 13, 2010 by Zeropointlight

gouki dont know about fighting games

DE bad shot has not rated Super Street Fighter IV yet.
Dec 14, 2010 by DE bad shot

why is everybody mad at guile

kof2012 rated Super Street Fighter IV Buy it
Jan 13, 2011 by kof2012

Video games awards should be about the gamers, not what so called "professionals" think

Phresh has not rated Super Street Fighter IV yet.
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