By: BatRastered Sep 18, 2013 | 0 Comments
Apparently I'm S.O.L. and this shit is impossible to find or make.
I started gaming more with my PC lately. I'm pretty happy with my existing keyboard for office use... programming, writing stories, etc. But I kind of want a full-on mechanical keyboard with the tactile feedback and precision that it comes with. However, I've gotten used to the split layout of the Microsoft Natural keyboard 4000, seen here.
Great for typing, not such a good gaming board. I went looking for the unicorn, a mix of mechanical function and ergonomic form. Here's what I found.Read full story...
By: goukijones Sep 12, 2011 | 5 Comments
These auctions start at a penny because we want you guys to decide what these items are worth to you. We just need the money. lol. All the profits from these auctions help Gouki.com pay the bills. Thank you very much.
Check it out, it's an inflatable Mass Effect 3 OmniBlade. That's the coolest thing IMO. The DLC code is for nubfarm and the medal is okay. But the OmniBlade, you blow it up and wear it on your wrist and PWN your closest friend. Both actual items are great for any Mass Effect cosplayer too.Read full story...
By: goukijones Jul 28, 2011 | 6 Comments
Mad Catz has just posted on their site their official FightStick Bags. Two versions to fit your needs, the Messenger for light travel, and the Carrier for the more serious. Check them out here. Pre-order details inside.
This just in: Gouki.com exclusive unveiling of the new Mad Catz FightStick bag. You can pre-order them right now on the GameSharkStore.com. There are 2 versions, check them out below. Don't forget you can save 10% on your order with our exclusive code.
Mad Catz certified FightStick Bags.
Specialized padding to provide extra cushion for the joystick lever(*See Picture)—plus additional pockets for games and accessories—this durable backpack is a must-have for any mobile warrior.
- Custom crafted to store, transport and protect Mad Catz Arcade FightSticks™ - works great with the FightStick, FightStick: Tournament Edition, FightStick: Tournament Edition ‘S’, FightStick PRO, & FightStick V.S.
- Specialized padding provides extra protection for joystick lever
- Convenient carrying handle and padded shoulder strap
- Built with high-quality, weather-resistant materials for maximum durability
- Plenty of additional storage for your games, accessories, music players, etc.
- Custom crafted to store, transport and protect Mad Catz Arcade FightSticks™
- Specialized padding provides extra protection for joystick lever
For more information on FightSticks check out our FightStick Guide.
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By: goukijones Feb 8, 2011 | 15 Comments
Check out Vampy aka Linda Le as she opens up Dead Space 2 Collector's Edition.
If you don't know, now you know Jimah! VampyBitMe is one of the best cosplayers in the US. She makes all of her own stuff and it is awesome. Gouki.com has been following her antics online since last year and she is "Bad Ass Nice."
You might remember her from our SDCC 2010 stories. Vampy was dressed like Juri form Super Street Fighter IV. FnJimmy brings up his memories with her in almost every converstation.Read full story...
With the release of Fallout 76 there is an amazing amount of new Fallout merchandise releasing. I have put together the best gifts for any type of budget.
The holidays are quickly approaching so I hope this makes shopping for that special Fallout fan in your life a little less stressful.
At the top of my list is the Fallout 76 Pip-Boy 2000 Construction Kit. Based on the Pip-Boy Model 2000 Mark VI. Over 150 parts to put together makes it a labor of love for any Fallout fan. This incredible gift sells for $149.99 and is available now. This will sell out quickly so get yours today.
The Fallout 1:1 Plasma Rifle Replica is full size and fitted with a sniper barrel. This amazing replica sells for $119.99 is available now.Read full story...
Here's a quick guide on what you could be wearing as a level 35 gathering aka DoL in Final Fantasy XIV. Including total mats & shards.
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By: goukijones Jul 28, 2011 | 6 Comments
WWE Apostrophe 12 Pre-order Bonus details. Honestly I don't know what to say, really. Really? Really?
- I can create The Rock.
- The Rock was in WWE SmackDown VS Raw 2011
- The Rock was going to be in WWE '12 regardless.
This doesn't affect how we make our WWE PPV Prediction matches. Well at least not until April 1. Here's the details on The Rock DLC.
That picture looks good. WWE '12 looks amazing from right here. That tatoo on the other hand is certainly ridiculous. The Rock comes with the game NO MATTER WHERE YOU pre-order.Read full story...
Top 5 gonna play games in 2020.
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By: goukijones Oct 10, 2012 | 2 Comments
Exclusive Video from the show floor. FnJimmy gets his hands on Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon for the Nintendo 3DS XL. PAX 2012.
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The latest Japanese Developer Blog has been posted this time featuring Oni. Check it out!
-Kuruoshiki Oni (which I shall translate as Batshit-Insane Oni) was created to be beyond Shin Akuma
-Created using Akuma as a base, but because of his different appearance, techniques, properties, etc., he's pretty much an entirely different character
-Higher health, stun than Akuma
-Does not have close/far normals, similar to Makoto or Dudley
-About half of his normals are new
-Some of his normals are similar to Akuma's, while others are not, so try to figure out where and how to use them
-Steps forward while doing an upward diagonal palm thrust
-At close range, will combo with Tatsu
-Has better reach than st.LP and has a strong upward-reaching hitbox, so at the proper distance, can be used as anti-air
-6F start-up, 4F active, 17F recovery. Won't link from any of his normals, but since you can use it for an easy combo as part of Target Combo 2, it will get frequent usage
-Takes a large step forward while doing a palm thrust to the midsection
-Has the longest horizontal reach of his normals
-Even on block it's difficult to punish because of the distance, so it's effective as a poke
-Has projectile properties, so can neutralize projectile attacks. Won't work against multi-hitting projectiles, however
-11F startup, 6F active, 18F recovery; +0 on hit, -9 on block
-At close range, does two hits
-Relatively fast start-up, and has reach, so you can use it as a poke, but use with caution, as it will whiff against crouching opponents from a distance
-First hit is special- and Super-cancellable.
-5F start-up, 1F active (first hit) 4F active (second), 14F recovery
-Can link from st.LP, other attacks
-Does a spin while performing a forward roundhouse kick
-Has the second longest reach, after F+HP
-Different from F+HP, as it keeps Oni moving forward after the motion, so intentional whiffs can be an effective way to close in
-Rather slow start-up for a MK, so it's best to not abuse it
-12F start-up, 2F active, 13F recovery; +2 on hit, -2 on block
-A high back roundhouse, in a similar motion to Ryu's st.HK
-Knocks down against air opponents, so you can follow up with certain specials in the corner
-Spaced properly, you can hit your opponent out of the start of a forward jump
-A crouched spinning sweep
-8F start-up, 2F active, 24F recovery
-Won't link with any of his normals, but has good reach and a strong hitbox
-On block, can be punished with Ultra Combos by nearly all characters, so it's best to use it from a far distance, where it's difficult to punish
UNIQUE ATTACKS AND TARGET COMBOS
-B+MP (Ganka Uchi)
-Fast, links from st.LP (and other attacks)
-Special- and super-cancellable
-TC1: F+LP → st.MP
-TC2: B+MP → st.HP
-Both are cancellable
-Can used for various combos, but since too many hits will affect total damage, use it based on the match-up and your own preference
-Special moves: Gohadoken, Gorai Hadoken (Roaring Thunder Hadoken), Zanku Hadosho (air dash), Goshoryuken, Tatsumaki Zankukyaku, Air Tatsu, Sekisei Jiraiken (Red Star Landmine Fist, aka fist pound), Rakan Dantojin (Arhat Tower Slice Blade, aka palm slice).
-All except Zanku Hadosho have EX versions
-Tatsu and Palm Slice are Armor-Break
Explanation of some EX move properties:
-The normal version is chargeable, will reach full-screen and hit twice, but the EX version already has those properties and is not chargeable
-Doesn't knock down ground opponents, so you can create various combos from FADCs
EX Rakan Dantojin (Palm slice)
-MK version has projectile-invincibility only during the forward movement at start-up, but the EX version is projectile-invincible until the end of active frames
-Slow technique, so if you're too far away, you'll go through the fireball but won't hit your opponent in time
EX Sekisei Jiraiken (Fist pound)
-Normal version is one hit, can be blocked low, but the EX version is two-hit, overhead on the first hit only
-Has a prolonged hitbox when his fist hits the ground, so depend on how it hits, it can be difficult to punish even when blocked
-Knocks down, so you can follow up the attack with a combo
-Super Combo is Shun Goku Satsu (Raging Demon).
-Can also be done in the air, but only hit air opponents. Like the ground version, can be kara-cancelled
-UC1 is Meido Gohado, UC2 is Tenchi Sokaigen
-UC1 does 350 damage from a distance, but 450 point-blank
-UC1 gives you access to Messatsu Gotenha (upward fireball version) and Messtasu Gozanku (air fireball version). Neither do particularly high damage, but find ways to use them and include them in your fighting strategy
-UC2 does high damage, is projectile-invincible
-At close range, a hit will lock your opponent in the cinematic
-Doesn't do much damage outside of the cinematic, so move in close when using the move
-Can be comboed from FADCs, so we recommend players who prefer damage to use this UC
-525 damage on a clean hit (i.e. the second most-damaging UC in the game, only surpassed by oiled Hakan's Oil Coaster)
-Like Evil Ryu, the boss version in Arcade Mode has totally different properties"
Source: SSF4 Developer Blog
By: goukijones Feb 10, 2012 | 3 Comments
Personally I'd rather be watching a sexy ass run around than some Jimmy. I've always chosen to be a female character in games for that reason. Female Shepard from Mass Effect is been special. She spoke and renegade style ... love the attitude.
Didn't the Jimmys of the internet choose a blonde to be the face of the female Shepard? Doesn't matter now I guess. Good, I don't care. Can I still import my save file with my previous design? Can't wait to smack bitches and fuck blue aliens in Mass Effect 3.
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After a successful mission with Leon, and Leon's near death experience with Wesker, Chris is sent to investigate a facility that is selling and distributing bio-weapon human enhancers. But when he arrives,he finds an adversary worthy of his strength.
Reader's Note: The following story has biographies for the contenders as well as music videos to be played when prompted to for a more dramatic experience.
Date Of Birth: 1973 Blood Type: O Gender: Male Height: 6'1 (185 centimeters) Weight: 216 lbs (98 kilograms) Race/Nationality: Caucasian American Occupation: US Airforce (Formerly), Stars Alpha Team Marksman and Backup Pilot (Formerly), Anti-Umbrella Activist (Formerly), SOA BSAA Operative (Currently)
Status: Alive Voice: Michal Filipowich (CV), Joe Whyte (REmake), Roger Craig Smith (RE5, DC, Rev,MvC3 English voice), Hiroki Touchi (Japanese voice) Portrayor: "Charlie" (Live action RE1) Will Lupardus (Viral Campaign), "Wentworth Miller (Resident Evil Afterlife) Mocap:Reuben Langdon (CV, RE5)
About Chris: Chris Redfield is a Special Operations Agent (SOA) of the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance (BSAA), of which he is a founding member. Chris has perhaps seen more bio-weapons and danger than any other human being on the planet. Having chosen to seek and eradicate all bioterrorism in order to secure a future without fear. His greatest triumphs include the downfall of Umbrella as well as his greatest nemesis Albert Wesker. Chris' training includes pilot-fixed winged aircraft, several figthing techniques including (CQC) Close Quarters Combat, is an expert in knife and firearm combat, and is gifted with great accuracy.
Date Of Birth: 2004 Gender: Male Race/Nationality: Caucasian American Occupation: US SOCOM Member (2002), Albert Wesker follower (2002-2004), Osmund Saddler Henchmen (2004) Status: Deceased Voice: Jim Ward Mocap: Ryuoji Okamoto (cutscenes), Munenori Yuo (in-game)
About Krauser: Krauser was a former government agent along Leon S. Kennedy, but it was assumed he died in a helicopter crash and was later found to be in alliance with Wesker. He is a seasoned operative of the US SOCOM (Special Operations Command). Krauser is an excellent knife fighter, and along with the same training as Leon, knows how to use a wide variety of firearms and heavy ordinance. Compared to Leon, he has a more rugged figthing style: utilizing surprise attacks from behind and cover; long -range longbow shots; traps, such as robotic spiders with TNT strapped to them and small flying robots equipped with full-auto armaments; more physically-oriented, close-range combat; and especially the luring of his enemies into the environment to pull off any one of the aformentioned tactics.
Story: *Conversation between founding member Chris Redfield of BSAA and Reports Administrator, Carl Slogan*
Carl: "Come in, Chris, come in."
Chris: "What do we got"
Carl: "Satelite survellence and insider reports indicate there is a facility in Egypt that is distributing and selling bio-weapon enhancers to generate super soldiers"
Chris: "Are you telling me people are actually injecting themselves with bio-weapons??"
Carl: "Not only that, but some side effects have included complete take over of the host while others retain a sense of control. Whoever's doing this must be planning to control these unfortunate souls."
Chris: "I'll leave right away. Any additional briefing?"
Carl: "There's a weapons depot that we have prepared for you in Egypt. Our insider, Nicholai, will be waiting for you there. He has a set of weapons suited to your mission. Your goal is to seek who's behind this, arrest them, and destroy the facility.
Chris: "Copy that, see you when I get back"
Carl: "Oh and Chris?"
Carl: "Do be careful"
Chris nods his head and makes his way towards Egypt via jet. Upon arrival he heads towards the weapons depot.
Nicholai: "So I am graced with the presence of Chris Redfield! Welcome, I am Nicholai."
Chris: "Good to meet you, what do you have for me"
Nicholai: "As I have been briefed on your mission, I have a very special customary set for you. As this mission is about stealth, I have supplied you with a disguise to blend in with the locals.This sanded color hooded cloack will suffice to your needs. In addition, my reports indicate that your enemies that are creating these enhancers, are also infested with the enhanced version of Las Plagas. Therefore, in order to maintain silence and yet effectiveness, I've decided that your primary weapon for operations is one your friend Leon S. Kennedy is familiar with, the Plaga Removal Laser 412 (P.R.L. 412). It is a directed-energy weapon with concentrated UV light wave unlimited ammunition. Powered by a internal perpetual battery."
Chris: "Sounds flashy"
Nicholai: "Ah ha ha! Indeed it is! This weapon also removes the need for Flash Grenades as it can emit burts of light, with a bit shorter range. And lastly, a one-shot Rocket Launcher, just in case"
Nicholai: "Alright! Get a move on! The world isn't goint to save itself!"
Chris follows his coordinates on his GPS and arrives at the facility. He surveys the area with the scope of the Rocket Launcher. There are apparently 30 guards surrounding the area, with few 'suits' looking to buy merchandise. Chris puts on his disguise and makes his way to one of the apparent custormers making their way to the facility.
Chris: "Excuse me, are you off to purchase 'special product' too?"
Italian Buyer: "Mmm? Who are you? You're here to buy as well? You should get in line. And they won't just see anyone, you need an appointment."
Chris: "Any chance you can get me in? I came across a more powerful enhancer through a rich friend of mine but they only sell it to customers who know the password. I could give you the password if you get me in."
Italian Buyer: " A negotiator eh? Very well, follow me and stay close. But if I find out you are playing me, I'll have you shot."
The two men make their way to the door. The buyer indicates to the guard that the hooded man is with him, a personal body guard, and the two are allowed in. They are then escorted to a meeting room, along the way, many workers are seen hard at work, their eyes displaying infestation of Las Plagas. They then enter the meeting room. In the room are many other buyers from different countries. At the head of the table, the chair turns to reveal Jack Krauser.
Krauser: "I understand you gentleman wish to buy our product, you've come to the right place. The price stands at $50,000 for a set of 12 shot injectors filled with our serum. The price is non-negotiable. I'm sure that won't be a problem for you wealthy gentlemen."
The long table of men nod to confirm there is no problem.
Krauser: "Good, follow me. I'll show you to the merchandise"
On the way to the product, Chris inspects the area, noticing controls for the facilityl. Careful not to arouse suspicion, he begins shutting down systems to the main assembly line, but leaves the power on for the lights so as to not provoke his enemies. Meanwhile, the Italian Buyer decides to address Krauser to discuss the more powerful serum, and then turns around to talk to Chris. Chris conveniently shows up behind him right as he turns around.
Italian Buyer: "Alright, what is the password?"
Chris: "Password is: Leon sends his regards"
Italian Buyer: "Are you sure? What a strange password"
Chris: "We are afterall purchasing strange product."
Italian Buyer: "This is true."
The buyer turns his attention towards Krauser.
Italian Buyer: "Excuse me Mr. Krauser. Word has reached my ear that a more powerful serum is sold only to customers who know the password. I am sure disclosure is exercised for the more privilaged customers so I will whisper the password in your ear"
Krauser begins to have a confused look on his face.
[Activate Music Video 1]
Italian Buyer: "Leon sends his regards"
Krauser pushes the buyer to the ground and frantically looks around! He see's the hooded man behind the group of men and begins making his way towards him. Chris pulls out his P.R.L. 412 and flashes the crowd to buy some time! The other workers of the facility notice the commotion and begin making their way towards the area. Chris dashes for Krauser and comes in with a right hook, a kidney punch, a punch to his core, and then ends it with an uppercut to his jaw. Krauser grunts in pain and falls to the floor. The buyers regain their eyesight and the facility workers have arrived. They dispaly loyalty towards Krauser and their eyes show a menacing red indicating Las Plagas is preparing to attack. They out number Chris 40-1. Chris runs for higher ground dodging and attacking his way through some workers along the way. He then turns around to see all the individuals down below. He then holds the trigger on his laser. Krauser sees what's happening and runs to hide behind a large crate. Chis then FIRES! The concentrated beam from the laser disperses and eradicates all the workers simultaneously. The entire workforce is eradicated with a single shot from the P.R.L. 412. Krauser disappears among the crates. Chris makes his way downstairs. The buyers are all terrified and confused.
Chris: "By order of the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance, I am hereby shutting down this facility and placing you all under arrest."
Krauser surfaces quickly from hiding and hits Chris in the face, then he knocks the laser out of Chris' hands, and then roundhouse kicks Chris to the ground. Chris quick stands from the ground. The two men pull out their combat knives and prepare to throw down. Krauser takes the initiative and swings diagonally down, Chris counters by raising his knive to block and then counters with a blow to Krauser's chest. Krauser backs up a bit, and then lunges forward, Chris sidesteps and then attacks but Krauser counters with a side kick to Chris' chest. The two swing their knives, matching blow for blow, sparks flying from the knives. Chris counters by catching Krauser's wrist, but Krauser knees Chris to his core, and then sweeps Chris. Krauser then jumps and then comes down on Chris with his knive. Chris catches his arm and the two men struggle. Krauser pushes down on the knife to kill Chris. But Chris stares Krauser in the eye, and with immense strength pushes the knife upwards, bench pressing both Krauser and the knife. Chris then directs the knife to the ground, jamming it's metal into the floor. Then he left hooks Krauser off of him. Chris puts his knife away.
Chris: "Alright Krauser, let's settle this like real men."
Krauser: "With pleasure."
Chris attacks with a straight right, Krauser blocks with his left arm and attacks with a right straight hitting Chris in the face. Krauser then attempts another roundhouse but Chris rolls his body around the kick and catches his leg, he then kicks Krauser's other leg causing him to stumble. Chris then runs up, jumping on one of Krauser's knees and knees Krauser to the face. Krauser stumbles in pain, Chris then comes at him again, but Krauser dashes and tackles Chris down. Krauser begins barraging Chris with an onslaught of punches, Chris blocks blow for flow and then finds an opening and punches Krauser's eye. Krauser backs up in pain as his eye flashes with a white light. Chris sprints forward, jumping and coming down with an elbow to Krauser's face. Krauser fights with his one eye and blocks an incoming attack from Chris and counters by putting him in a head lock. Krauser begins squeezing away to put Chris to sleep. Chris tries to elbow Krauser but to no avail. Chris begins to become dizzy, but then drops his body to sink and then jumps up backwards, forcing Krauser to lose balance and Chris then lands on Krauser, elbowing Krauser in the process to his core. Krauser coughs and then begins to get back up to attack. But in that moment Chris swings forward with a hard right piston punch and knocks out Krauser cold.
Chris runs to the controls of the facility and shuts down all power. He removes the power sources and severly damages them. He then makes his way to the exit and grabs his P.R.L, but Krauser yells at Chris.
Krauser: "Hey! We're not done yet, you forgot the last power source, ME!"
[Activate Music Video 2]
Krauser injects himself with 4 serum injectors. And dramatically begins transformation. Chris watches in horror as Krauser transorms into a hulking mutated abomination of power. Chris charges his laser quickly but a tentacle from Krauser whips the laser away. Another tentacle lunges at Chris but he manages to dodge it. He picks up the laser, but Krauser advances on Chris and swings with a massive arm but Chris dodges to the side. There just isn't enough time to charge the laser. Krauser's speed and strength have increased dramatically. Chris sprints to the exit and runs out. Krauser chases after him. Krauser knocks over many barrels as he makes his exit. Chris turns around and is forced to dodge more onslaughts from Krauser. Chris flashes his laser and temporarily blinds Krauser. He makes enough distance from Krauser and notices the spilled barrels of gasoline by Krauser. He pulls out his Rocket Launcher. Krauser regains his eyse sight and unleashes all his arms and tentacles and limbs towards to Chris. Chris takes absolute aim, and says "For a future without fear..." and fires. The rocket dashes towards Krauser, all of his limbs miss the rocket as they already had a pre-destined target. The rocket reaches Krauser's face and a massive explosion occurs. BOOOOM. The facility crumbles to the ground, rubble and debree rain from the sky. Chris lowers his weapon and then turns around and takes off for the weapons depot. The enemy and facility have been apparently wiped out.
Nicholai: "Chris! So good to see you back in one piece!"
Chris: "I gotta say Nicholai, you sure do know how to pick your weapons"
Nicholai: "Ahhh I take it the weapons I gave you came in handy?"
Chris: "You have no idea. I'm going to head back to head quarters now and report back"
Nicolai: "Of course, happy to be of service!"
Chris gets on his jet and makes his way back to the US. Having averted another outbreak of bio-weapons, Chris finds the satisfaction of knowing he is securing a safer future for the rest of the world.
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