GoukiJones & FnJimmy talk about how Bethesda can't keep FnJimmy awake. Plus a shout out to MNO. Fukkaboi! E3 2013.
2 years in a row Bethesda sticks us in dark cold room & shows us 3 extremely slow videos. They say they are actual gameplay with some Jimmy playing in the next room. Why is he playing in the next room? Because he is playing the same demo about 10 times a day & you guys decided to just tape the shit instead, who would know?
The Wolfenstein was a god damn nightmare. 15 minutes spent in a dialog combat scenario or some shit, I was barely paying attention. I was more focused on this sexy milf sitting in the row in front of me & the nuab next to her, wondering if he was railing her in some secret location of the L.A. convention center that I had no idea of.
Then there was something from the director of Resident Evil 2. This game looked way worse than RE2. I mean, it looked the exact same, just way worse. Fixed cameras, running around & doing puzzles & shit. The game looked like it was made in 1996. There was a whole scene of you just running away from some chainsaw monster. The entire thing was so scripted, I couldn't see how you could fail at this. The monster even sees the guy at 1 point. Dumb.
There's was 10 minutes of the Skyrim MMO, but I can't remember any of that. Then we got let out into the demo area where you could play Wolfenstein - NO - or the Skyrim MMO. I walked over the MMO & it looked just like I imagined it. Skyrim graphics & some nuab running around killing shit to get XP with other Jimmys in the same world.
C'mon Bethesda, where is Prey 2? That was 2 years ago!
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