WWE All Stars

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. I will be reviewing everything for the WWE All Stars.

You watch my exclusive titantron in this video. 

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If anybody wants to challange me on WWE All Stars, I will battle you and I will win. Watch me review and shove your comments up your ass reh-tards! Wooooooooooo!

FnJimmy brought over WWE All Stars the other night and I just watched. Here's my take on what I saw. I guess I should have known better than to let FnJimmy demo a game for me.

The graphics in WWE All Stars is the first this you are going to notice when ever you see this game. They are over the top and extreme. All of the wrestlers look crazy, especially Sheamus. There isn't that many wrestlers to choose from at the beginning, you have to unlock a lot. Jimmy of course hasn't unlocked any. There are no divas in the game sad face. Kofi Kingston?! Really, really? Really?

You can do 4-man tornado tag matches [All four guys in the ring at the same time.] Cage matches. Triple Threats are another option. But that was about it. I didn't get to see much of the actual strategy in the game, because well it was Jimmy. I'm sure there is though, you get rated at the end of every match like Street Fighter. There's gotta be some technique, there's a counter button. 

The titantrons are accurate, short and to the point. You don't have to watch the guy walk all the way down to the ring thank god. Howard Finkle is the announcer and that brings back some memories. WWE All Stars also has Create a Wrestler, but it's kept short. This works out fine in the game. I'm not to interested in spending hours creating a wrestler. Move sets are selected so you can pick a Rey Mysterio size guy and then attach Andre The Giant's moves. That's cool.

This CAW below we created in about 5 minutes. Choke is our stand by video game stunt man of course. Totally fucking with some of the settings we maximized the depth of his abdomen and wait until you see this pointy mess. That's what she said.

WWE All Stars Roddy Piper VS Choke [CAW]

Expect a full-on FnJimmy Golden Video Review.

Time to get in the ring

Round one I tried out the Ultimate Warrior and he felt a little clunky, but it could just be me.  The power was there and getting my first KO by finisher was pretty cool.  But the control seems pretty simple and I'm seeing no reason to get the Fight Pad unless you just want one for the hell of it.

But there are two sides to this fight.

When I switch over to rey Mysterio for the second match I could see a difference.  He's fast, fluid, and gets some air.  His grapples are true to his style with them looking more like counters.  I'm impressed.

But as much fun as I'm having and looking forward to playing as other legends and trying all the match types, I've got to say rent it.  Unless you are a real wrestling fan, then get off your candy ass and get the game.