By: goukijones Jan 25, 2011 | 19 Comments
Last Sunday Cinderkin from Team Gouki put together a little friendly throwdown. Check out these videos with commentary.
FnJimmy VS Cinderkin
0:57 BatRastered VS xXMarcstaRXx
1:48 Cinderkin VS goukijones
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Play with Team Gouki tonight on Crysis 2.
Sometime tonight (1/25/2011) after 9pm pst goukijones will send out some invites to party up on Xbox Live and get into some of the Crysis 2 multiplayer action. It's 6v6 and I hope there are private rooms. I expect spots to fill up, first come first served, unless you're a Jimmy or a Kof2012. lol.
Now get briefed on what's gonna happen. I'm filming some games tonight for a review. Don't be a Jimmy!
Crysis 2 - Multiplayer Demo Briefing
Team Gouki Gameplay videos of the Crysis 2 demo. Get a first look at all of the suit powers. The different guns. Get an especially good look at this same multiplayer map in both videos. Team Gouki Chatter, but mostly we're talking about the game.
Crysis 2 Demo Day 1 Instant Action Gameplay
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By: Cinderkin Feb 15, 2011 | 9 Comments
Gouki.com filmed a grudge match between Phresh and Grey Walrus during Street Fighter Sunday last weekend. Also there is a video of Grey vs Cinderkin (Troll Mode Engaged) Check it out!
Grey Walrus vs Phresh
Grey Walrus vs Cinderkin
Sorry about the quality on the last video.... Technical Difficulties
Don't be a Jimmy! Join us every Sunday!
By: goukijones Jan 23, 2011 | 11 Comments
Team Gouki sat down for a few rounds of good ole fashioned cops and robbers. Need for Speed Hot Pursuit style. Bonus commentary.
ThaBrad was MIA, allegedly one of his mods was blocking him from getting online. And Cindy? Oh Cindy was having another Endless Battle with his FightStick.
The Racers: ErikEstrada and FnJimmy
The Cops: goukijones and BatRastered
0:52 No arrows on the map, just dots.
2:48 FnJimmy disappears right in front of me.
3:07 FnJimmy playing possu, like a bitch.
3:27 Race Shutdown!
It's been 12 years since Gouki.com first stumbled drunkingly onto the internet. Check out our stats from the last year to the most recent 30 days. And thank you for visiting Gouki.com.
First off, Gouki.com would like to thank all of the users that have been visiting the site for the past 12 years. We would also like to welcome and thank all of the new users that have joined us since our massive relaunch in 2009. Yes, that even includes Kof2012.
Since Gouki.com was a birthday gift to me so many years ago from my excellent friend and co-founder of the new Gouki.com, BatRastered, The 27th of January will always be the anniversary. Over the years the site has been many things. At one point I wrote and uploaded all of the code myself, I didn't have a clue what I was doing. The site showed it too. lol. I tried to cover, movies, tv, video games, comics, local Las Vegas hot spots. None of that worked, I could never keep every section looking mint. At that time, I also had the wise idea to advertise on television. Boy did I have internet marketing all bass ackwards.
A few years later, I moved away from Las Vegas in search of my lost soul and the site drifted into oblivion. Not the game, the void of the internet. Then Xbox Live and Halo 2 came out and changed my world forever, yeah one of those moments. Online FPS with friends from all around the world? Sounds awesome right. The term Jimmy also came from this. Based on one of my best friends Jimmy Roman, you all know him as the incredible FnJimmy. When I played Halo 2, I was killing people that sucked or was being partied up with nuabs, I just started calling everybody Jimmy. It didn't matter, I might as well been playing with Jimmy at that point. Just nameless random pick-up Jimmys.
Then everybody I was playing with started to call me Jimmy and everybody else Jimmy. It quickly became a worldwide phenomenon. I know you saw that Scottish Jimmy running around in the oil commercials screaming "Think with your dipstick Jimmy!" Yeah, they had to ask for the rights to call those Jimmys a Jimmy.
Ok enough nonsense. Here's a look at our growth over the last month.
30,000 Visits. Thank you very much! That's up over 55% since December.
Some of the top pages from the last 30 days:
Like we said, all you have to do is be on the top ten list from the last 30 days and we will select one person at random to loot our store. And the winner is
Before we talk about who is going to be looting our store, we have a few other Jimmy Ass Awards I would like to hand out. Please accept below in the comments.
Best User Review:
Best Voter Upper:
Most French/Canadian Ass Jimmy:
Jimmy Ass Comment goes to shenwoopunch for the comment he left on this page:
Don't be a Jimmy Story of the Month:
Which brings us to the first ever winner of our loot the store monthly point challenge. Nobody has tried harder to be a part of the Goukimunity, nobody has posted the same story, nobody has left more nice comments ...
The winner is Kof2012!!!
Kof2012 has earned over 20 million points since he's joined and he is the fasted scoring person in the history of Gouki.com. Granted they were a bunch of Jimmy ass comments, but he has since then proved that he is just a Jimmy. Live everyone else.
Congratulations to you Jimmy! You can select any game or t-shirt from our store and we will send it to you for free. Just leave a comment below for which item you want and we will email you.
Don't be a Jimmy! Thank you to everyone for playing. The new month starts right now and new items will soon be added to the store.
Goukimunity members ErikEstrada and goukijones love the Halo Wars. Check out these exclusive videos from 1/20/2011. Don't be a Jimmy.
For those of you who don't know what Halo Wars is, or just don't give a shit, you should just skip this story. If you want to see some hardcore gangsta ass Halo Wars pwnn by two pros, then watch.
In the first video, Estrada and goukijones are against two Covenant leaders and these guys are a couple of real Jimmys. The first half of the video you get a real good look at my strategy for building and controlling the field. Simply masterful. The second half is a full-on attack. Get railed!
5:18 Skip to the spectacular coordinated attack strike
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By: Cinderkin Feb 13, 2011 | 18 Comments
In honor of Marvel vs Capcom 3 finally making an arrival, Gouki.com is kicking off the first Wed of release with Mahvel Wednesday. Come and Join Gouki.com in all of the MvC3 fun!
Marvel vs Capcom 3 Fate of Two Worlds
Wednesday 8pm - 11pm PST
Xbox 360 (Sorry PS3 Jimmys)
Who can Join:
Any Gouki.com Member
Come join Team Gouki in a friendly night of Marvel vs Capcom 3. We play for fun on Wednesday Nights so feel free to invite your friends to play, and if you feel like you aren’t good at the game don’t worry FNJimmy will be there. We don’t just play the traditinal Lobby Mode either. We do things like 1 random, all random, no tag and more. So come and join Team Gouki every Wednesday. It's Mahvel Baby!
We start at 8pm and end at 11pm. Just pick a time and that works for you and come join us. Be sure to add Cinderkin to your friends list and send me a message saying you’re playing Wednesday. Don’t be a Jimmy! See you Wednesday!
Tell your friends, and use those share buttons. Gonna Take You For A Ride!
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