In Fable III it doesn't matter what clothes you have on. So you can walk around naked if you want and make pies.
The princess in Fable III has huge breasts and it is an absolute pleasure to watch her do just about everything. Including pie making. This video is for Jimmy. Enjoy.
By: goukijones Apr 30, 2019 | 1 Comments
Featuring an old Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson joke and a skinny Dr. Robotnik.
It doesn't matter what your name is! To me - a huge wrestling fan all my life - that joke is way old. I think Jim Carrey should know better. Will The Rock respond? I don't care that Robotnik isn't fat or shaped like an egg... , but the end of the trailer suggests that the Dr. may undergo some changes in this movie. Nothing here I would pay to see in the theaters.
By: Arthvader Aug 27, 2011 | 2 Comments
Halo: Reach to be patched with new balance, and an old friend!!
At PAX's Halo-Fest, 343 Industries announced that a title update will be heading to Halo: Reach, changing some of the balance of the games's weapons and armor abilities.
First up, Armor Lock:
It looks as if the Armor lock ability will be nerfed quite a bit. first of all, plasma grenades will no longer detach from the player if they use armor lock. This I feel should be necessary because This is one of the abilities that I hated to deal with the most. Also, The duration of armor lock will now be based on how much energy a player has instead of a set time, effectively diminishing it's usefulness.
Next up on the list: Active Camo:
All they are going to do is shorten the amount of time you are in Active Camo mode. I don't know if this could be a good thing, or a bad thing.
and now, other balance changes:
Players will no longer block another players sword with any other weapons except for another sword. To me, this makes if feel more like classic Halo mechanic, seeing as how in Halo 2 and Halo 3, you couldn't block the sword with anything but the sword.
Players will also be able to change their reticule's "bloom", allowing for increased accuracy during rapid firing. To be honest, I could welcome this inclusion.
A shield bleed-through effect will be included in the update, meaning that any damage that takes out the last portion of your shield can be carried over to your health.
The last update is for those who like the magnum in Combat Evolved. the magnum will get a boost in it's power, being one step closer to it's original power. This is one of the best things I've heard for reach in a long time. Sure, the magnum is good as it is now in Reach, but with this upcoming update, It's probably going to be the go to gun, perhaps more than the DMR.
The update will kick in starting in October.
Leave your comments in the bottom, and don't be a Jimmy!!
By: MilkyPink Feb 12, 2011 | 18 Comments
This is a piece I designed for the Jimmy Gouki.com mascot.
I am now officially the first to enter my art on redesigning the Jimmy mascot. I may or may not do some revision, if time should allow me to.
But hopefully I will be able to make some more of the Jimmy mascot designs throughout this month. -smiles-
ENJOY EVERYONE! Wish me luck. <3
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We made jokes about the Capcops coming after the leaks, Sony is doing it for real.
Apparently a guy in Germany had the cops come in his house and take his gear. Sony is going all out to try and catch these hackers and they want you to know it's comming.
I'm glad to see that the people hacking the games and cheating are being targeted, but I'm not sure that it will work. There are different laws around the world so some people will find ways around it. Plus hackers can be pretty fucking sneaky, so this could cost Sony a decent chunk of money. Does it out weigh what they are losing because of the hacks?
Don't be a Jimmy let's hear you thoughts.
Alice in Wonderland opens March 5. Get your fungus ready...
I'm not going to give you the same old preview that everyone else is doing. You know the story of Alice and if you don't you'll get it the second time. I recommend shrooms the first time, then go see it straight. It'll be like watching two movies.
Anyway, the person I want to spotlight in the movie is Matt Lucas (Tweedledee/Tweedledum), this guy 's got guts. Think about it, he is putting himself in Tim Burtons circus of freaks like Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and that little indian guy that played a Oompa Loompa (you think he pulls hoes). He will never live this down, like the girl that did the herpes commercials. Well I don't think he'll have the same problems. I can see a girl calling a friend and bragging that she just banged Tweedledum but I don't think that people are going to rush to the phone and say "hey dude, I just banged the chick from the herpes commercial" at least not with the same excitement in their voice.
So if you ever see Matt Lucas pat him on the back and say "hey at least your not the herpes chick"(that would be funny if people actually started doing that, the guy would flip). In fact if you ever see a friend having a bad time tell him/her the same thing and it will cheer him/her up. Well, if they don't have herpes, then you might get a different response.
Oh and there's a game based on the movie for the Wii ... creepy.
TERA's beta tests, originally called preview events, will start with closed phases requiring invitations to each session and will end with an open beta test just before TERA launches.
Just to refresh your memory about this game:
The Exiled Realm of Arborea (also known as TERA Online) is a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) by Bluehole Studio. It was released in South Korea on January 25, 2011. The date for release of North America and Europe is Spring of 2012,
Here's our impressions from PAX 2011
Here's the link to sign up:
Here's a look at TERA's political system:
By: cinderkin Mar 21, 2013 | 0 Comments
Coming up on the release of the new Injustice: Gods Among us fighting game. NetherRealm Studios have released a new trailer. This time on the psychotic Harley Quinn.
It looks like Harley might be ready to join the forces of good, or maybe she will go back to that of the Jokers side kick (love interest).
Tell us what you think in the comments. Don't be a Jimmy!
We're back with a brand new live edition of For Me It Was Tuesdays - Featuring Super Street Fighter IV & Marvel VS Capcom 3. Rumor is there might be some big time money matches going down.
Now starting at 6PM & going to 11PM PT every other Tuesday LIVE from the Gouki House.
You can watch live here on Gouki.tv
So we may have a special guest apperance from Piccolo Jonzz & the People Choice this Tuesday as well. Here's what went down on stream last week.
So tune into Gouki.tv Tuesday January 7, for the return of #FMIWT.
Thanks for watching.
By: goukijones Jun 20, 2011 | 5 Comments
Exclusive audio of Hitman Absolution at the E3 2011 Behind Closed Doors Demo. Including actual demo screen shots. Also my take on the gameplay and exclusive pictures from inside the private room. Nothing you haven't seen before.
The demo starts out with Agent 47 hiding in a corner of a "derelict Library." The room was crawling with about 10-15 cops. Get ready for this comparison a lot, it looked like Batman Arkham Asylum. Agent 47 sneaks around for a bit, the cover system locked onto the walls real well and hugged corners as he snuck away from cops. He also has "Detective Vision" where he can see kind of an outline where the cops are about to patrol. A line of fire draws along the ground where the cop is about to patrol.
You can listen to the actual demo I saw, in the video below. The video includes some screen shots of what I actually saw. Then as you read on, I'll describe my thoughts on the gameplay and you can check out my actual notes from the E3 2011 Hitman Absolution demonstration.
Actual Audio from the Hitman Absolution E3 2011 Private Demo
Agent 47 sneaks around killing the cops of one by one -all of their backs are conveniently turned- and nobody in the room is the wiser. Nothing you haven't seen before. In this room the developers manage to show you a lot of the moves and stuff that's in the game. Certainly a demonstration level. I'm a real gamer though, I know what's up. A lot of BS. The sequence ends with Agent 47 taking a rookie cop hostage and I might have blanked out a little at this part, that or my flask was blocking the screen while a took another drink. He grabs the rookie and then he's surrounded by all of the cops in the room. I thought the Detective in charge shot the rookie, just to get to Agent 47. I don't know, that would be crazy right? Do you know any cops that would just shoot another cop that easily when there are 40 cops in the room and 1 bad guy. Sorry, back to the demo.
A chase ensues up there stairs and there's a little shoot out. God mode heard. Agent 47 takes no damage and escapes. He conveniently walks into another room where a helicopter is waiting outside ready to shoot the place up. Nothing you haven't seen before. This was to demonstrates the destructible environments of the game, the loud sounds and Agent 47 sneaking around some more. When he makes it to the end of the hallway/building there's a cop there. No trouble here though, the cop is facing the opposite way and doesn't see Agent 47(or give a shit about the huge helicopter attack that just went down.) Agent 47 sneaks up on cop and chokes the shit out of him. Then he puts on the cops uniform as a disguise. He then walks right out onto the ledge where the chopper is like no problem. A little ridiculous if you ask me.
No cause for alarm from the helicopter, he must not have known there was a fellow officer on that top floor. Agent 47 causally walks across the roof top as the helicopter hovers over head. He sneaks into this stoners apartment where they are growing massive amounts of weed. One of the pot heads is so stoned he Agent 47 is just hilarious, just like this demo. Then some real cops bust into the room and Agent 47 takes them out with some hand to hand combat. Nothing you haven't seen before.
He walks out into the hallway and takes the elevator downstairs right into a mini police command center set up in this hotel lobby. The room was full of cops. The game slows down as you walk pass people and they seem to notice something about you. But nothing happened in this demo, just slow down. There's all these guns and grenades on the table and it looks like he can pick them up. I'm thinking okay big shoot out coming here. Nope. He picks up a donut instead just as another cop calls him out. Agent 47 has his back is to the cop and the cop thinks Agent 47 is somebody else and is just talking to him. Agent 47 never turns around and the cop eventually gets distracted and leaves. This entire time the screen said "Push X to put the donut down." I can only imagine that if he did put the donut down and turned around the cop would have realized Agent 47 was not who he thought he was and a big shoot out would have occurred. But nothing I saw in this entire demo led me to really believe something that cool would happen.
The demo ended and according to my actual notes while watching the play through below, I found it interesting. Although I believe this entire Demo was just set up for press, the game looked like it has potential. Hitman Absolution came off to me as a Batman Arkham Asylum clone. Nothing you haven't seen before.
My actual notes while I watched the demo live.
- There's a big slice in the middle of the demo TV
- Sweet cover and trail system
- Cops can't see him right in front of them
- Cover hangs on and turns corners
- Detective Vision
- Drakes action sequence
- Disguise system - cop
- Walks into crowd of a 100 people
Let me know if you are hype for Hitman Absolution. Hype it up in the catalog and then leave a comment on this story. Oh and Don't be a Jimmy ....
By: goukijones Oct 6, 2010 | 9 Comments
In honor of saving the titties month. I decided to pull all of the Pink peripherals together. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Show your support.
October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Save the titties. Visit NBCAM.org for more information.
Number 6 - System Skins
Impress your friends with a pink Xbox with skulls on it. If you don't have an Xbox, don't worry there are pink butterflies and diamonds you can plaster to your PS3. All of these come with controller skins as well. Still playing with your Wii - oh that sounds funny - well there are shiny pink Wii skins for you too.Read full story...
Is this image real or fake?
Just found this photo over at http://shoryuken.com Showing a small picture of the SSF4 character select screen, with a picture above it with a Skateboard and Roller Blades.
For those of you that know Street Fighter, will know that Yun rides a skateboard and Yang uses roller blades.
Look below for the photo and also a photo of Yun and Yang sporting these accessories.
Real or Fake? Will we see these two coming to SSF4? Tell us what you think in the comments.
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